What I did to a creep over facebook with my friends account. - General

Alright everyone, Long story short this guy added my female friend on Facebook for no reason, other than to send her creepy messages asking her about her tits and sex life. He started commenting on posts and statuses and this is where I got involved in kicking him in the cock with abuse. He can't spell, he apparently is my age (19), then he has a son who is 18, then he has 3 sons, he drives an Aston Martin and he is a director of a company. [b]Bullshit[/b] Anyway the comments were getting a bit sinister and he was starting to threaten me, "I'm 6'2 and 15 stone of muscle + I'll knock any fucker out with one punch". - I'm taller and heavier, so, I digress.. He also reckons he has a reputation for being the hardest man in british football. Knocks out bouncers in 1 punch. At this point it'd gone to far in my eyes so I messaged my friend who he added who is in Turkey at the moment asking her if we can go through his profile. - He has all his privacy setting on the highest so I had to be friends with him. She quite nicely gave me her email and password. After casually signing in, getting onto a chat with him and, well, chatting, here is what ensued. The funniest thing so far in my life. - Whilst I think the guy is an arsehole I respect his privacy so everything has been censored... The one name in there, Jamie, is me. Enjoy. [img]http://www.niggaupload.com/images/Z8BWs.jpg[/img] [b]Post 21 for new stuff[/b] [b]Post 56 Page 2 for the man minge[/b]

Looks like he took it pretty well. I was expecting more anger

Oh there's a hell of a lot more. But it's a good few pages long. He's mainly paranoid about his little mister being on the internet. Keeps sending me messages about his 'crew' and how he's been banned from football matches and his reputation as someone who stabbed another man and got away with it or something. - All blind threats, and hilarious too :v:

Great troll, crappy reaction. 3/10 might read again.

This was amazing! I want more things like these!

[img]http://www.niggaupload.com/images/wNkdE.jpg[/img] I shat.

i wanna see the picture

I assume you mean the up turned cock and balls? - What's the [ ] tag for hiding it so you can click on it? I haven't been on FP in a while.

[sp][sp.]this?[/sp.]?[/sp] or you can just post the link to the picture and put a NSFW tag next to it.

[QUOTE=DevilX;35887020][img]http://www.niggaupload.com/images/wNkdE.jpg[/img] I shat.[/QUOTE] Typical Millwall fan: ''YEAH, SO AH LIKE STAB EVERYTHINK IN SOIGHT''.

I'll ask him ASAP, not just gonna put my friends bollocks on the internet, should be alright with it though he's hilarious. [b]Post 56[/b]

He wants your dick bro.

Your male friend gave you pictures of his bits just to mess with some guy on facebook? Dedication, man.

you know how some friends are like, really, really good at being friends? your friend is one of those

He is the best, I did something similar where I sent them a picture of myself topless, middle finger raised with 'I gave you a boner' at the bottom, but that was to the friend that posed in this one, so, hardly a stranger. Sending the couple of pictures he posed for this time to send to a stranger, took, like you said, dedication. I couldn't do it. +1 for the man.

So let me get this straight, you are finding pleasure in the fact that some dude probably masturbated to you and your friend's semi-naked bodies?

[QUOTE=luverofJ!93;35887507]So let me get this straight, you are finding pleasure in the fact that some dude probably masturbated to you and your friend's semi-naked bodies?[/QUOTE] Yes. Although I was fully clothed.

That was actually pretty silly, the guy didn't have much of a hilarious reaction to justify such a long post.

Move along then.

Anyhow, at least now you know that your buddy is a friend for life. I mean, god damn.

I knew that before, this just made what we'd done together a bit more exotic. [editline]9th May 2012[/editline] He's started messaging me, trying to justify all these model's he's slept with. [img]http://www.niggaupload.com/images/B92uv.jpg[/img] [editline]9th May 2012[/editline] [b]::UPDATE::[/b] [img]http://www.niggaupload.com/images/JmTkH.jpg[/img] If he does actually come and kill me, then tell my mummy I love her. - Yea, he's coming for me now apparently.

RIP OP

oi op gunna gt shanked den innit

RIP OP 50% of one of the coolest bromances I've ever seen.

I was half expecting: [QUOTE]u are 1 ****ing cheeky **** mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up* coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer[/QUOTE]

Moar like James Gay. hurrr hurr, not funny.

This is amazing. You should trick him into looking even more gay. Make fake facebook accounts and message him with trap pics and take screenshots of the chats. Build up so much "proof" that he's a closet gay and then shove it into his face every time he tries to act tough. Please post results if you do.

lets get that pic please

[QUOTE=Renegade Master;35895061]This is amazing. You should trick him into looking even more gay. Make fake facebook accounts and message him with trap pics and take screenshots of the chats. Build up so much "proof" that he's a closet gay and then shove it into his face every time he tries to act tough. Please post results if you do.[/QUOTE]I don't think he's dumb enough to fall for it twice.

rip op one of the greatest heros bird in hand has ever known