A 3-Year Old Boy Armed With a Blowtorch Burnt Down His Neighborhood
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[img]http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/05/blowtorch3yo.jpg[/img]
Yesterday, a 3-year-old boy and his dog decided to go for a morning stroll through the neighborhood. Only this walk involved a blowtorch and some $5,000 in property damage. Kids today really know how to have fun.
It's a miracle, of course, that the kid came out unhurt. But this will definitely be a story for when he's older. Wearing only a T-shirt and man-sized balls to weigh him down, the lad somehow managed to undo the safety switches on the torch and proceeded to have a blast:
[quote]Police said the boy burned a porch swing, a broom, a sliding door, a deck and a knob on a septic tank and singed an igniter on a gas grill.[/quote]
Even the dog got in on it, chasing away anyone who got in their way. By the time a relative was called, it was much too late. No charges have been filed, although the boy's mother, who was asleep at the time, is sure to be pretty embarrassed. [WTAE Pittsburgh][/quote] [url]http://gizmodo.com/#!5799678/a-boy-and-his-dog-go-on-arson-adventure[/url]
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Impressive... but you are not a true arsonist yet...
AND SO THE PYRO WAS BORN.
that picture isn't a blowtorch
also some of the worst torch cutting I've seen in my life god damn look at the dribble
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maybe they can sue the people who made the blowtorch and make lods of emone
Don't really see anywhere saying that he burned down his neighborhood.
[QUOTE=Ian;29689787]AND SO THE PYRO WAS BORN.[/QUOTE]
Valve should start making backstories for all the TF2 characters. This will definitely be Pyro's.
a porch swing, a broom, a sliding door, a deck and a knob on a septic tank and an igniter on a gas grill =/= a neighbourhood
[QUOTE=RedSauce;29690374]a porch swing, a broom, a sliding door, a deck and a knob on a septic tank and an igniter on a gas grill =/= a neighbourhood[/QUOTE]
Well [b]YOU[/b] don't live in Australia.
[QUOTE=RedSauce;29690374]a porch swing, a broom, a sliding door, a deck and a knob on a septic tank and an igniter on a gas grill =/= a neighbourhood[/QUOTE]
Sorry if you felt the title was misleading.
We should probably just change it to "A 3 Year Old Boy Armed With a Blowtorch Burnt Down a Porch Swing, a Broom, a Sliding Door, a Deck, a Septic Tank and a Gas Grill"
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Wearing only a T-shirt and [b]man-sized balls to weigh him down[/b]
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wat
Postal 4.
The title is kind of misleading. Makes me thing of the whole neighborhood going down in flames instead of a little flaming mischief.
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;29690325]Valve should start making backstories for all the TF2 characters. This will definitely be Pyro's.[/QUOTE]
There are backstories, if I'm not mistaken. Not entirely sure where you could find them again. I believe it's on the pages for the "Meet the" videos.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;29689822]that picture isn't a blowtorch
also some of the worst torch cutting I've seen in my life god damn look at the dribble[/QUOTE]
If that isn't a blowtorch, do tell me what it is then
How does one do torch cutting without a blowtorch anyway? With a wooden torch?
[QUOTE=Zeke129;29689822]that picture isn't a blowtorch
also some of the worst torch cutting I've seen in my life god damn look at the dribble[/QUOTE]
what you know about blowing torch?
[QUOTE=veribigbos1;29692556]If that isn't a blowtorch, do tell me what it is then
How does one do torch cutting without a blowtorch anyway? With a wooden torch?[/QUOTE]
You don't cut metal with a blowlamp
[QUOTE=Honesty;29692927]You don't cut metal with a blowlamp[/QUOTE]
What about a blowjob?
I heard they can melt even the hardest rods
[quote]Police said the boy burned a porch swing, a broom, a sliding door, a deck and a knob on a septic tank and singed [B]an igniter on a gas grill.[/B][/quote]
wow jesus christ he was that close to blowing himself and the dog to high heaven
[QUOTE=johan_sm;29692976]What about a blowjob?
I heard they can melt even the hardest rods[/QUOTE]
I've received 5 blowjobs and they all sucked
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[quote]Yesterday, a 3-year-old boy and his dog decided to go for a morning stroll through the neighborhood. Only this walk involved a blowtorch and some $5,000 in property damage. Kids today really know how to have fun.[/quote]
Oh yes, the dog also decided that he wanted to cause property damage.
[QUOTE=veribigbos1;29692556]If that isn't a blowtorch, do tell me what it is then
How does one do torch cutting without a blowtorch anyway? With a wooden torch?[/QUOTE]
Blowtorch:
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/u0WOOv.png[/img]
Cutting torch:
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/Gdl1FC.png[/img]
Image in OP is latter, kid went around with former
He's the last person you want in your Minecraft server.
[QUOTE=Ian;29689787]AND SO THE PYRO WAS BORN.[/QUOTE]
HRMM HMMM!
[QUOTE=cyanidem;29694088]He's the last person you want in your Minecraft server.[/QUOTE]
He might be a pyromaniac but he's not autistic, don't worry.
[QUOTE=Kalibos;29693042]wow jesus christ he was that close to blowing himself and the dog to high heaven[/QUOTE]
The igniter is not the propane tank. Even then, most propane tanks have a valve that keeps the flame from returning into the tank itself.
[quote]Even the dog got in on it, chasing away anyone who got in their way.[/quote]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T55ArHjeR1c[/media]
Must be a really run-down neighbourhood if it was only $5000 in damage
fuck it, snip
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