Boxxy - General - Facepunch Forum

[img]http://h.imagehost.org/0435/Boxxy.gif[/img] Boxxy, or Boxxybabee, is yet another in a long line of chanwhores to revolt and/or endear themselves to the lovelorn basement dwellers at unoriginalcontent.com. What initially appeared as a normal, attractive, emo, jailbait Gaiafag soon transformed into a psychotic ADD riddled lunatic - but a hot psychotic ADD riddled lunatic, which is the dream girl of most chantards (If not only because they have the same personality.) In early-January 2009, Boxxy arrived on the scene and promptly fractured the unofficial peace treaty in the ongoing newfag/ oldfag (All the same) wars. To the oldfags newfags, Boxxy was representative of everything that is wrong about the 'new /b/' whilst to the other newfags, she was some kind of poster girl for change from the ugly, vile, disgusting underbelly of the Internets that /b/ once was. Boxxy's videos actually came out a year before this incident, but were posted onto I-am-bored.com on December 27th, 2008. Soon they were discovered by someone at 7chan and subsequently embedded into the top of their /b/ board. This came at a time that 4chan was down for maintenance and 7chan was flooded with refugees from the former. Most /b/tards first encounter with Boxxy, was when some wannabe oldfag - a pioneering Boxxy-hater - around New Years 2009, decided to start a "YOU RAGE YOU LOSE"-thread. The OP had Boxxy's face as the thread image, and linked to one of her youtube videos. Needless to say, this wannabe rage-thread backfired horribly, with the otherwise puppy-raping, scat-eating Anon giving responses like "she's kind of cute lol". 9 months later, with hourly Boxxy threads still trolling oldfags into uncontrollable rage fits, it was safe to conclude that the original "rage"-thread may have been one of the biggest fail threads on the internet as we know it. It should be noted that the real Boxxy had no idea what the fuck /b/ is, or why people were stalking her. She never mentions being the queen of /b/ or anything about 4chan in any of her vids. You people picked a totally random girl to stalk and torment, and now she is dead. Way to you go, you sick fucks. I like Boxxy, and here's why. I'm not postpubescent (over 25), I have a girlfriend, and I don't fantasize about her. I like her because she is the antidote, the antithesis, the hemlock in the cup to Internet Tough Guyism. I was surprised to see that, for all its posturing, /b/ really does hold one thing sacred: its "bad muthafucka" image of itself. /b/ really believes that it's frightening, that it's tougher than a Ford Chevy, that it's badass masculinity personified, in a sense. And, before, there were very few ways to disrupt this image, to give it a good hard kick in the shins. [img]http://h.imagehost.org/0435/Boxxy.gif[/img] And then Boxxy came along. Boxxy love is everything /b/ hates - passive, gentle, adorable, sweet. It gives without asking, it loves without asking in return. Instead of being aggressively faux-adult, it's happily faux-childlike. That's why Boxxy became a meme - because she DIDN'T want the attention; because she provided no pics (as the /b/tards will attest). As a result, Boxxy turned into the most successful way to troll the /b/tards ever devised. It actually makes the gore and violence and sexism and racism fantards squeal, because it hits them where it hurts - in their image of themselves. How can they be tough, scary guys when their favorite hangout is one long love poem to Boxxy love? So that's why I love Boxxy - the sound of /b/'s humiliation is sweet music to my ears. It may be difficult to believe, but some people don't like Boxxy. She has been called the cancer that is killing /b/ among other things. Currently 4chan is in RAGE mode over the fact that on January 10th 2009 at least 50% of the threads on their /b/ board were about Boxxy, either pro or against. This amount of Boxxy on /b/ caused a war on 4chan that led to them destroying themselves for a whole 4 hours due to DoS. Boxxy has inspired so much anger between the Boxxy lovers and Boxxy haters that the latter conspired to form a DDoS attack on 4chan if Moot did not make Boxxy a bannable offense, or bring back Snacks and let him sort through all the Boxxy bullshit. Though this same group of people was responsible for half of the Boxxy threads in the first place, the irony of the situation was lost on the group of simple-minded /b/tards. Eventually at 7pm est 1/10/09, 4chan went down, however this only lasted about 3 hours before it was back up with moar Boxxy fawning and hateraids as before. Soon, pretty much two thirds of all /b/ threads were Boxxy threads. After the initial shitstorm of shitposts, however, all Boxxy threads would 404 almost instantly, and eventually anything regarding Boxxy would result in a 2 day autoban. The autoban idea was one that 7chan had implemented hours beforehand, which is funny considering Boxxy was all their fault to begin with. [img]http://h.imagehost.org/0435/Boxxy.gif[/img] On January 10th, a comeback video was made by Bodyxpolitic, in which he valiantly defended Boxxy and made himself look like a huge faggot. Regardless of his intent (troll/genuine fag), the YouTuber still managed to inflict massive rage damage to /b/'s retarded hordes. The video was removed. Ok,Has for all of those chicks writing the shit like kill boxxy on there naked body..Taking pictures then posting them on the net....Sorry Girls! THAT ONLY MAKES YOU A DIRTY CAMWHORE!!! On January 18th, 2009, three weeks after the first appearance of Boxxy, a group of namefags calling themselves the CBCR (Center for Boxxy Control and Restriction) hacked into Boxxy's Youtube account by guessing the question to reset the password after breaking into one of email accounts. They privatized her three videos and replaced them with one explaining to Boxxy that she should never make another video again, threatening her with the fact that they have all of her IRL information. After posting the video they proceeded to hang around the comments on their own accounts bragging to everyone who posted that it was them who hacked into Boxxy's account. Hacking into Boxxy's accounts on any other terms would have been a valiant and noble effort, but the sheer amount of bragging, namefagging and just generally trying to become internet celebrities off of this has been deemed to be extreme faggotry. Thus invalidating the act altogether. [img]http://h.imagehost.org/0435/Boxxy.gif[/img] Upon reading the above updates, the "hackers" responsible for white knighting Boxxy by finding her docs and spreading them all over the internets, put out another video on Boxxy's account. In said video they contradicted themselves about six times. They explained that they didn't do for e-cred, yet called themselves martyrs in the fight for the internet. In one line they explained that they did it "because she was annoying to not just 4chan, but everyone on the internet" and a couple of lines later they explained "Yeah she was annoying, but she is just a bubbly 16 year old girl" This attempt at saving their e-gos and making the internet not see them as the faggots they are was, as was everything they have done to date, a complete failure. These "hackers" are now hated by not only the Boxxyfags, but by the Boxxy haters as well. As you can see by the screencap on the right, a transcript of said second video was used as the index page for the IP of someone claiming to be the leader of the "hacker" organization to take down Boxxy's YouYube and throw her docs all over the tubes. This individual left a crybaby message on this very articles talkpage trying to defend himself and his organization, however, his unwarranted self importance was not welcome here and he was thoroughly put back in his place. Later that same night (actually early that next morning, January 20th, 2009 2 AM EST), Boxxy's YouTube account was reverted back to normal. Her videos were placed back up. The FTP server for the CBCR went down about the same time. Zaiger was contacted by the CBCR via ED's IRC server. A severe case of troll's remorse and extreme butthurt over not becoming the next Weev had caused them to shut down their organization and abandon their plans to save Boxxy by giving /b/ her home address and a crowbar. [img]http://h.imagehost.org/0435/Boxxy.gif[/img] [img]http://h.imagehost.org/0435/Boxxy.gif[/img] [img]http://h.imagehost.org/0435/Boxxy.gif[/img] [img]http://h.imagehost.org/0435/Boxxy.gif[/img] [img]http://h.imagehost.org/0435/Boxxy.gif[/img] [img]http://h.imagehost.org/0435/Boxxy.gif[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb 4chan crap" - Greeman))[/highlight]

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[B]TL;DR[/B] 4chan gets flooded with waves of faggots (boxxy becomes figurehead faggot for the uprising of fail) 4chan oldfags are angered by the waves of faggots invading their precious /b/. Boxxy controversy begins. 4chan becomes massive shitpool of fail. And nothing of value was lost.

the woman _*^~NOBODY CARES ABOUT~^*_

was this necessary?

oh noes

what

[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;18234864]the woman _*^~NOBODY CARES ABOUT~^*_[/QUOTE] shes a girl actually unless i had my 23" dick in ass

Not this again.

I wouldn't start a thread if I had only 5 posts.

[QUOTE=pcnerd123;18234878]shes a girl actually unless i had my 23" dick in ass[/QUOTE] too bad ~^*_ nobody cares_*^~

6 now [editline]09:42PM[/editline] stealing mah automerge