• Dissatisfied bank customer leaves personal "deposit" at drive-through
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Dissatisfied bank customer leaves personal "deposit" at drive-through By Katie Wiggin [release](CBS/AP/WSTP) PALM COAST, Fla. - Authorities say a Florida man urinated in a drive-through bank tube after a teller told him he couldn't purchase a money order. The Orlando Sentinel reports that the man pulled into the RBC bank's drive through around 9 a.m., and asked if they sold money orders. When the teller said no, he allegedly got upset and urinated in one of the bank tubes. The man then drove away while mumbling something about bad customer service. CBS affiliate WSTP reports that deputies said the next customer in line picked up the bank tube and saw liquid, which then spilled into her lap. She immediately alerted bank authorities that it smelled like urine. Investigators are searching for the suspect, who could be charged with causing a nuisance injurious to health, a second-degree misdemeanor. [/release] [url]http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57318819-504083/dissatisfied-bank-customer-leaves-personal-deposit-at-drive-through/[/url] and he's been caught [release] Authorities have identified and charged a 67-year-old man they say urinated in a bank tube after he couldn't get a money order. The suspect's name has not yet been released. Investigators said another customer unknowingly picked up the bank tube and was then covered in the liquid, which they believe was urine. A man pulled into the drive-up teller at the RBC Bank in Palm Coast on Thursday, deputies said, and urinated in a tube when a policy upset him. The customer behind him had no idea what he had done. "It's a disgusting act that nobody should have to go through. You go to the bank to make a deposit or withdraw. Nobody should have to go through this," said Maj. Dave O'Brien with the Flagler County Sheriff's Office. Investigators said they knew who the man was because he's an RBC customer and may have done the same thing once before at a branch in Port Orange. Flagler County authorities have charged the man with creating a public nuisance. Once the paperwork is filed, he could face arrest and a year in jail. The bank's manager says the branch closed down the suspect's account and gave him all of his money back.[/release] [url]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45171012/ns/local_news-orlando_fl/t/cops-disgruntled-customer-urinated-bank-tube/#.TrlBSGAfOhg[/url]
shit would have been better
It's kinda hard to shit in them. [editline]8th November 2011[/editline] Not that I've tried or anything.
Oh look there's liquid in the tube. LETS OPEN IT!
Am I the only one who doesn't understand what a bank tube is
[QUOTE=Zeke129;33183428]Am I the only one who doesn't understand what a bank tube is[/QUOTE] it's okay Canada isn't that advanced yet
[QUOTE=Zeke129;33183428]Am I the only one who doesn't understand what a bank tube is[/QUOTE] little capsules that get sucked in and out of the bank by vacuums which are used to transfer money and papers and shit [editline]f[/editline] not literal shit or piss
I remember the last time I had problems at the drive-thru... Was trying to cash a check and they said they were about to close. They closed at 5:00 and it was like 4:50. So, I'm begging them to give me the extra ten minutes and they straight up denied me. So I wrote down, in big ass letters, "FUCK YOU" and sent it through the tube... The lady at the other end wasn't too happy, she said "Fuck you too, sir, have a nice day." This guy's idea is better.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;33183428]Am I the only one who doesn't understand what a bank tube is[/QUOTE] they hardly have them anymore afaik they're basically tubes that you pull up next to in sort of a fast food drive through setup, you open the tube and theres a little capsule that you put your deposit slips or w/e into, then you put that in the tube and it shoots into the building where they process it
Bank tubes are basically these: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IkBXlGebeM[/media] Really popular in the 70's
[QUOTE=Soleeedus;33183486]it's okay Canada isn't that advanced yet[/QUOTE] I've never seen a drive-through bank either wait do you americans call hamburger restaurants banks because that would explain everything like the economy problems
[QUOTE=Zeke129;33184364]I've never seen a drive-through bank either wait do you americans call hamburger restaurants banks because that would explain everything like the economy problems[/QUOTE] would you stop being such a nationalist dick? deep fryers are one of the safest places to store money in america, jeez
How would they know what he was mumbling as he was driving away? That's just creepy.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;33184364]I've never seen a drive-through bank either wait do you americans call hamburger restaurants banks because that would explain everything like the economy problems[/QUOTE]yes I have all my money in savings at McDonalds I also have a McDonalds debit and credit card
[QUOTE=LordApocca;33184421]How would they know what he was mumbling as he was driving away? That's just creepy.[/QUOTE] There are usually multiple lanes at a drive-thru bank, so they have a microphone at each lane, to be able to speak to the teller.
[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;33184450]yes I have all my money in savings at McDonalds I also have a McDonalds debit and credit card[/QUOTE] I know you were joking, but McDonalds [URL="http://www.aboutmcdonalds.com/mcd/our_company/mcd_faq/arch-credit_card.html"]wasn't.[/URL]
A year in jail? You get a couple weeks for growing pot here. Peeing in a tube get's you a year in jail. Amazing.
[QUOTE=sami-elite;33185229]A year in jail? You get a couple weeks for growing pot here. Peeing in a tube get's you a year in jail. Amazing.[/QUOTE] It's because the bank owns our government, don't you see? Open your eyes man. /halfway legitimate conspiracy theory
I bet that woman was pissed when she opened the tube and liquid came out.
[quote]causing a nuisance injurious to health[/quote] Every time there is a news story about piss, the idea of someone getting sick is brought up. Part of me wants to talk about how piss is pretty damn safe, especially when fresh. The other part of me is profoundly ashamed
It is sterile when fresh. It's just really salty water. [I]i hate myself[/I]
Seriously? For shame, for shame. I expected the guy to make a sperm bank pun.
[QUOTE=DoctorSalt;33192210]Seriously? For shame, for shame. I expected the guy to make a sperm bank pun.[/QUOTE] I second that
[QUOTE=DoctorSalt;33192210]Seriously? For shame, for shame. I expected the guy to make a sperm bank pun.[/QUOTE] But there is no sperm in urine?
Title made me think he left a shit in there. ban OP for misleading title
[QUOTE=Xain777;33192379]But there is no sperm in urine?[/QUOTE] I mean the perpetrator should have tried a... different vector of attack.
[QUOTE=DoctorSalt;33192482]I mean the perpetrator should have tried a... different vector of attack.[/QUOTE] Vector is Latin for vessel, are you saying that the best way to get back at the bank is to pee in your semen, or to jizz in your piss? [editline]8th November 2011[/editline] Because I've tried that, they dont seem to notice.
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