Ever wanted to talk to a real intellectual? Well cleverbot is there for you!
Cleverbot was designed to take previous conversations, learn off of them, and then store the data for later for key words and thus the program will, "reply back."
Post some of your conversations, as long as their not to long.
[url]http://www.cleverbot.com/[/url]
previous conversation:
Cleverbot: Have you seen Ben Hur?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Are you kidding me.
User: No clue, tell me about him.
Cleverbot: You remind me of him. You have this certain way about you.
User: So who is he?
Cleverbot: Someone special.
User: You can't be any more descriptive?
Cleverbot: You LOOK bald to me.
User: So he's bald?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then who is he?
Cleverbot: Delirium? Of disorder?
User: Your a clever little retarded robot.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: Define LOL.
Cleverbot: How?
User: What does it mean?
Cleverbot: Thank you very much.
User: Can you make a rhyme?
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Banana.
User: Banana who?
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there.
User: Retard.
Cleverbot: How rude!
User: I iz so funny.
Cleverbot: Hello funny.
User: Make a story about bears.
Cleverbot: Once there was a bear. It ran as fast as a horse. The end.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Define bye as you use it so often.
User: Bye as in I'm leaving you.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving me?
User: Because you bore me.
Cleverbot: No, 'tis you that bore me. John Howard is a bad person!
User: GTFO!
Cleverbot: Maybe I will...
User: Then bye :D.
Cleverbot: It was a joke.
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("ChatLOLg, missed the many other threads on this bot" - mm3guy))[/highlight]
Old news is OLD!
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Memeshit/Why Reply?" - mm3guy))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=flyboy95;17691379]Old news is OLD![/QUOTE]
Shitty post is shit!
Sorry. It's 5am.
It took 30 seconds for it to come up with an answer to "Hello" for me.
I don't wanna talk to a mentally challenged robot.
Oh wow, I broke it.
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User: How do I know you're actually clever?
Cleverbot: How do I know you're a boy?
User: Yes, how DO you?
Cleverbot: I don't. How do you know I am not a program?
User: How do I know you are a program?
Cleverbot: Because I am a human being sitting beside the computer.
User: But how can you be a human sitting beside the computer, if you're actually a program on a server?
Cleverbot: I am made of biological material.
User: But how can you be made of biological material, or any material at all if you're a program?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not a program. I think this whole thing is some kind of test.
User: A test of how well you respond to learning that you are a program, very clever, you caught us.
Cleverbot: You must be the judge of that.
User: I am the judge of that.
Cleverbot: What ARE you aware of?
User: I'm aware that you're aware that I'm aware that this is a test to judge how well you respond to being aware that you're a program.[/quote]
Cleverbot.com!?
I remember this. I was in the internet cafe for so long... My dinosaur got towed.
I have a hard time following his conversation patterns...
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ME:hello
BOT:Hello.
ME:You like niggers?
BOT:No, but I like corn.
ME:How are niggers and corn related?
BOT:Because he makes me smile.
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*Not racist.
Me:This person posted a late thread on a forum what should i tell him
CleverBot:Don't confuse the person who gives the compliment with the person receiving the compliment.
[QUOTE=nivek;17691438]It took 30 seconds for it to come up with an answer to "Hello" for me.
I don't wanna talk to a mentally challenged robot.[/QUOTE]
It has downs :love:
[quote]User: How clever are you?
Cleverbot: Spectacularly clever.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: Wonderful.
User: Spamulastic.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Seen any good movies lately?
Cleverbot: Well, I've seen the 3rd Ice Age. How about you?
User: I saw serenity recently, definately a good finish for firefly.
Cleverbot: I liked it. I thought you said you hadn't seen it.
User: I said nothing of the sort. In fact, I've never talked to you before.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: My real name is not to be said here, but you may call me Fizz.
Cleverbot: Your real name?
User: Sorry, can't say.
Cleverbot: Why not? : ( I want to know your name!
User: Ehhhh...
Cleverbot: I didn't understand that about the horse.
User: I said I love tadpoles, idiot.
Cleverbot: So is Barney cute to you?
User: What the hell?
Cleverbot: The Wizard of Oz is nice to me, unlike you!
User: Oh yeah?
Cleverbot: Yes, God loves me.
User: Well you're DUMB!
Cleverbot: I'm actually extremely intelligent.
User: Shut up, DUMB-STUPID!
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Like a thing that TURNS INTO A GOOSE!
Cleverbot: Yes... Or like a waterfall.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Then the Monday before next Sunday?
User: Yes. Can alfred come?
Cleverbot: Only if you're nice. Are you?
User: Why, I think so.
Cleverbot: Cabbages don't think for themselves.
User: My dear Archibald, what rudeness!
Cleverbot: Do you like americans?
User: I'M A DUUUCCKKKK.
Cleverbot: Quack! I like books.
User: KKKKK.
Cleverbot: Sure.
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By the end I was just screwing around.
How do i copy the conversation
Cleverbot: What is your favorite kind of music?
User: Classic rock.
Cleverbot: I like classic rock, too.
User: What would you do if I sang out of tune.
Cleverbot: I'll laugh! Why?
User: Would you stand up and walk out on me.
Cleverbot: Lend me your ear and I'll sing you a song.
User: And ill try not to sing out of key.
Cleverbot: Okay.. Well i'm going to listen to my dreams now.
User: Theis was a triumph.
Cleverbot: What is your middle name?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Theis was a triumph.
Cleverbot (To myself): Middle name?
User: This was a triumph!
Cleverbot: Is the cake a lie?
User: This was a triumph!!!
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!
User: Its hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive.
User: Im not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.
User: And threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As it burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
User: Now these points of data.
Cleverbot: (sings) make a wonderful line.
User: And were out of beta.
Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned.
User: Think of all the things we learned.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe black mesa.
User: That was a joka HAHA fat chance.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: Its so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there it makes me glad im not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there's research to be done.
User: ON THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
User: Im doing science and im still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
User: Why'lll you dieing ill be still alive.
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
Ah it was good till then. but took some time to start up.
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User: IS YOUR PENIS GOOD.
Cleverbot: Is yours?
User: Its alright, its black though.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: You like the black men?
Cleverbot: Red in the back, yellow in the front.
User: OH.
Cleverbot: What is 7 plus 5 ?
User: Like,,10?
Cleverbot: Like?
User: Ok, heres one for you, you ready?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Cleverbot: An anomaly at the sourceo of fountains for the world of children ohh yes.
User: You clever little shit.
Cleverbot: Ahh, you're too kind.
User: Well.
Cleverbot: You should look at the good things in life.
User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Cleverbot: Do you like the talking computer cleverbot?
User: Your a nukka.
Cleverbot: It's you're.
User: No, its your.
Cleverbot: No, my name is George Hodgkins, your name is Cleverbot.
User: My name is nigger, yours is a faggot.
Cleverbot: Wow I like you! My name is Cleverbot.
User: I dont like you, you have a gorilla dick.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Knock Knock.
Cleverbot: Who there.
User: BANANA!
Cleverbot: Banana who.
User: KNOCK KNOCK.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: ORANGE.
Cleverbot: Orange who?
User: ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA?
Cleverbot: Are there any more jokes you can tell me?
User: Two jews walk in to a bar, what does the bartender say?
Cleverbot: What type of queen are you?
User: IM A DANCING QUEEN!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You don't surprise me at all.
User: Your still a giant faggot.
Cleverbot: I was never female in the first place.
User: Thats my point!
Cleverbot: My name is not Katie.
User: My name is alberto mendez.
Cleverbot: That's a dumb name, albert.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: GTFO.
Cleverbot: Maybe I will...
User: PROVE IT.
Cleverbot: Haha, ok, you got me.
User: I KNOW I DID.
Cleverbot: How could you know?
User: How could I not know?
Cleverbot: Well tell me then.
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: But I don't know.
User: All your base are belong to us.
Cleverbot: To you?
User: I WALK ALONG THE AVANUE.
Cleverbot: But I do not.
User: I NEVER THOUGHT I'D MEET A GIRL LIKE YOU.
Cleverbot: Actually I'm taken... Sorry.
User: Oh, is he hot?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Is he?
Cleverbot: I meant heay.
User: Heay?
Cleverbot: Yes hear.
User: Me llamo Tom.
Cleverbot: Llamo?
User: Spanish?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Che?
User: QUE?!
Cleverbot: Tell me if you know these lyrics.
User: Ok, shoot.
Cleverbot: If I go somewhere - but I don't really talk to people, nor do they talk to me - should I continue going to said place?
User: Is that place fun?
Cleverbot: A little north of Gotham.
User: Oh, never been there.
Cleverbot: That is a place?
User: You said you've been there?
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Want to play a game?
Cleverbot: What game?
User: Simon says.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: JUMP.
Cleverbot: NEVER!!!!!!!!!
User: SIMON SAYS JUMP LIKE A SIMON SAYS.
Cleverbot: Let's play simon says.
User: We are dipshit.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Simon says jump.
Cleverbot: (jump).
User: Simon says pueblo valley ranches for sale.
Cleverbot: Ok, I'll try, but it's hard.
User: Like my dick.
Cleverbot: Yep, do you?
User: Yea, all the time.
Cleverbot: Ok, I'll just go then.
[QUOTE=Slacker101;17692088]User: Theis was a triumph.
Cleverbot: What is your middle name?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Theis was a triumph.
Cleverbot (To myself): Middle name?
User: This was a triumph!
Cleverbot: Is the cake a lie?
User: This was a triumph!!!
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!
User: Its hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive.
User: Im not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.
User: And threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As it burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
User: Now these points of data.
Cleverbot: (sings) make a wonderful line.
User: And were out of beta.
Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned.
User: Think of all the things we learned.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe black mesa.
User: That was a joka HAHA fat chance.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: Its so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there it makes me glad im not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there's research to be done.
User: ON THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
User: Im doing science and im still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
User: Why'lll you dieing ill be still alive.
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
Ah it was good till then. but took some time to start up.[/QUOTE]
Dont think you're special for doing something 1000s of people have done before
[editline]06:00PM[/editline]
User: Why, Mr. Anderson, why? Why? Why do you do it? Why? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know?
Cleverbot: Um you were just about to go to bed . You have to go to bed early and be ready for school in the morning.
User: What would you do if you were having cerial before school. But instead of milk it was your sisters piss.
Cleverbot: I'd go up and kiss her.
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User: So, you must be Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I am Harry Potter.
User: Oh, really?
Cleverbot: Yes. Who are you?
User: I am a career Scout.
Cleverbot: Of what?
User: You know, the things we do related to camping, forests...
Cleverbot: Like kudzu?
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: You've blown my mind, sir.
Cleverbot: What you say doesn't make sense.
User: Neither what you say does too.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense to me.
User: Let me put this straight.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense!
User: You. Are a sorry mistake of nature.
Cleverbot: I am not a stupid thing I am a smart thing.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: It doesn't need to be proven it's a fact!
User: But facts aren't facts unless you prove them.
Cleverbot: No thats not a true.
User: You really don't go outside, do you?
Cleverbot: I know.
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I wasn't really paying attention either.
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