Lady Gaga keeps a Poker Face as she signs fan's nipples - Polidicks

[quote]The US superstar invited the eager supporter backstage after she flashed her at a concert. And the frisky star swiftly dived in to 'grope' the fan's body and 'tweak' her nipples, before adding her personalised artwork - GA GA - on each boob. The thrilled fan, 22-year-old Jana Babez, posted the picture on Lady Gaga's Little Monsters fan site. She said: "Gaga picked me out from the audience calling me a "pink princess". "I jumped over the railings losing a shoe along the way (thankfully the security guard handed it back to me). "When I saw Gaga I flashed my boobs at her, and at 55,000 audience members. "She grabbed my boobs and then looked at me shocked and asked 'wait how old are you!?' When I said 22 she said "Haha that's fine and continued groping me." "When I went backstage later she pulled my top down backstage and squealed 'You're the Little Monster who flashed me!' She then tweaked my nipples in her transfixed/stoned state and insisted on signing them. "Afterwards she looked at her masterwork and said 'Please don"t get that tattooed, I know it's my name but's it's really ugly'. "She wrote GA on the one boob and GA on the other. LIFE MAD." Meanwhile Charlie Sheen has revealed his disappointment after an offer of a lap dance from Lady Gaga never materialised. The singer randomly called Charlie up and asked if she could perform the raunchy striptease on him with Britney Spears for her first ever 'X-rated video'. But he is still waiting and said: "We didn't share any scenes but I actually spoke to her on the phone. "She wanted me to do a music video with her that was going to be the first X-rated video. "It's her going to this strip club, with Britney Spears or somebody, and they're dancers and I'm the customer. "And she wanted to do a full striptease as a lap dance for me, and she told me, 'If there's one person that should receive this X-rated lap dance, it's you.' I was so flattered, but we never spoke again."[/quote] [url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4749222/Lady-Gaga-signs-fans-nipples.html#ixzz2IFSs6CqW[/url]

[QUOTE]"She grabbed my boobs and then looked at me shocked and asked 'wait how old are you!?' When I said 22 she said "Haha that's fine and continued groping me."[/QUOTE] Hahaha, that would have been so bad if she was under 18

[quote] "She wanted me to do a music video with her that was going to be the first X-rated video. [/quote] [IMG]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/482/template.jpg[/IMG] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Meme reply / Image macro" - Swebonny))[/highlight]

Amazing.

[img]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01656/gaga-boob-sign_620_1656436a.jpg[/img] look at how big gaga's head is. she looks like a fucking alien. that crystal skull from indiana jones.

I'm pretty sure that's because the hair is curled up at the back...

Lady Gaga looks like my uncle in drag

iirc the lead singer of alestorm was once requested to sign a fans left nut. he did.

Even at one of the coolest photos of the 22 year old woman's life she managed to do a duckface. Stay classy

I don't really like her music, but Lady Gaga seems cool. At least she is consistently original with what she does.

[quote]I jumped over the railings losing a shoe along the way (thankfully the security guard handed it back to me).[/quote] Cinderella, Lady Gaga edition.

[QUOTE=Zenpod;39255358]iirc the lead singer of alestorm was once requested to sign a fans left nut. he did.[/QUOTE] Avatar fits perfectly.

pretty nice tits

Boobs? Boobs

[QUOTE]Meanwhile Charlie Sheen has revealed his disappointment after an offer of a lap dance from Lady Gaga never materialised.[/QUOTE] don't know how this is relevant, but poor charlie

This thread gave me a boner

I'm waiting for some fan to request their forehead to be signed with a tattoo needle

[QUOTE=RobbL;39255292]Lady Gaga looks like my uncle in drag[/QUOTE] you mean your uncle looks like Lady Gaga in drag

Lady Gaga looks incredibly short in all her pictures when she's standing next to other people.

[QUOTE=MenteR;39255169][img]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01656/gaga-boob-sign_620_1656436a.jpg[/img] look at how big gaga's head is. she looks like a fucking alien. that crystal skull from indiana jones.[/QUOTE] that picture's all kinds of gross

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;39256538]Lady Gaga looks incredibly short in all her pictures when she's standing next to other people.[/QUOTE] She's only 5'1"

[QUOTE=sHiBaN;39255596]Even at one of the coolest photos of the 22 year old woman's life she managed to do a duckface. Stay classy[/QUOTE] I think it's supposed to be a kiss.

i think this whole time Gaga was thinking "Stranger things have happened, hell I've done most of them"

I went to go see her live and a fan in the "monster pit" was practically naked, she brought her on stage and the naked girl looked petrified yet so happy.

[QUOTE]she said "Haha that's fine and continued groping me."[/QUOTE] Wait so she was groping herself?

[QUOTE=borisvdb;39258592]Wait so she was groping herself?[/QUOTE] Wow. I'd expect at least some proper grammar from a wide publication.

If I flash her my dick, will she sign it? :fingerscrossed:

[QUOTE=deerinheat;39259016]If I flash her my dick, will she sign it? :fingerscrossed:[/QUOTE] There probably won't be enough space to write on 8)

[QUOTE=MenteR;39255169][img]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01656/gaga-boob-sign_620_1656436a.jpg[/img] look at how big gaga's head is. she looks like a fucking alien. that crystal skull from indiana jones.[/QUOTE] She has her real hair pinned up on the back of her head under the wig.

[QUOTE=sHiBaN;39255596]Even at one of the coolest photos of the 22 year old woman's life she managed to do a duckface. Stay classy[/QUOTE] I think she kinda threw class out the window when she flashed her tits in front of 55,000 people...