You know how sometimes during martial-arts type movies, etc. the characters will sometimes yell out the name of their attack, and the names usually involve someone/something doing something? My friends and I were joking about it recentley and I started coming up with bizzaire names for kung-fu moves, (usually involving science stuff or animals doing random things) such as...
"JELLYFISH ARGUES WITH CO-WORKER!"
"SNAKE LEARNS HOW TO PLAY PIANO!"
"CYBORG RUNS AWAY FROM ELECTRIFIED FROG!"
"ARMIDILLO PREPARES LUNCH FOR FAMILY AND FRIENDS!"
"WATSON AND CRICK DISCOVER THAT DNA IS SHAPED LIKE A HELIX!"
"DONKEY IMPALES SELF ON SHEEP!"
"GALILEIO GETS IMPRISONED IN HOUSE FOR SAYING THAT THE SUN IS THE CENTER OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM AND NOT THE EARTH!!!" <---I love this one!
Just for fun, what other crazy, wacky kung-fu attack names can you think of?
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