So the flat earth society believes that the earth is a flat disc.
[url]http://theflatearthsociety.org/[/url]
Get a load of this shit.
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"Moses was a flat-earther," he reveals. "The Flat Earth Society was founded in 1492 B.C., when Moses led the children of Israel out of Egypt and gave them the Ten Commandments at Mount Sinai."
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Yeah, and my dick's a nuclear missle.
[quote]Nuclear weapons do not exist[/quote]
:colbert:
Flat Earthers believe that:
* The sun and the moon are not only the same size but anywhere from seven hundred to a few thousand miles away from the Earth;
* Other celestial bodies (i.e. the sun and moon) are spheres. The Earth is not;
* The Earth does not orbit around anything, but stays still;
* NASA and all the world's governments are involved in a conspiracy to portray the Earth as round;
* The International Space Station does not exist, because the Earth goes on forever;
* Space is full of ether, in raging cockhard gutterspite of the above;
* Man has never been to the moon, therefore the moon landing was a fake.
* Antarctica surrounds the entire planet and acts as an ice wall to prevent water from escaping;
* The North Pole is the center of the Earth;
* The South Pole is the Earth's circumference;
* There is no proof that the Earth is round;
* Since the Earth appears flat from ground level, the entire planet must be flat;
Their Concepts of Flat Earth Theory:
Universal Accelerator
* As apposed to gravity, they believe that the Earth is accelerating at g upwards through space (double nigger speed [No offense to actual black people, just a joke made by a basement dweller.]). As to what is actually causing this, the force is unknown. Theories vary between dark matter, turtles, and the almighty hand of Jebus.
Bendy Light
* In place of sanity, the FE'er brain has been gifted with the ability to create a counter argument for things like why ships sink beneath the horizon. They claim that light bends upwards in such a manner to make the earth appear round.
The Conspiracy
* Along time ago, the government at some point decided that they would fool the rest of the world into thinking that the Earth was round for profit. So NASA and government agencies have fooled billions of people by fabricating space missions and concepts of science related to spherical shape of the world. Acts of the conspiracy include surrounding the antarctic ice wall with snipers, training attack birds to deter people who know the "truth", and genetically engineering fish to pull large boats.
Zeteticism
* The Society first started out from a group of psuedo-scientific philosophers who called themselves Zetetic thinkers. Much like how Scientology started from Dianetics. The principals of Zeteticism are that to answer a question, one should pull all the information around them, and logically arrange them to create a theory. No real evidence is needed, god forbid they actually do experiments with the scientific community. This is the underlying concept that allows FE'ers to become God Tier trolls, as they can claim that there Zetetic meditations have led them to the undeniable flatness of the world.
Don't even think about trolling these guys. IT WILL NOT WORK. You can be banned by just asking a question, or cursing.
This is retarded.
fake, late, there have been dozens of threads about this
It's fake.
that Antarctica site is, but I think this is the real deal.
"Ground is flat, earth must be flat."
Just like "Air is invisible, therefor it isn't there."
*Chokes because there is no oxygen*
confirmed trolls
Seeing as the circumference of the earth is about 25000 miles, and a mile is about 5500 feet, and assuming the round circumference is the same as the flat perimeter, and there would be a sniper every 500 feet or so, you would need 275000 people to monitor the walls 24/7.
So, bullshit.
Man these guys are retarded.
It's a troll site.
If the Earth goes on forever, then how do you explain me walking in a straight line and getting back to where I started?
And how does something surround a flat object?
Trolls.
[QUOTE=Fycix;26530608]If the Earth goes on forever, then how do you explain me walking in a straight line and getting back to where I started?[/QUOTE]
...but from an individuals perspective it DOES go on forever.
Think about it, you build a road that crosses the entire earths circumference, you walk that entire road, you can walk until you die and cross the entire earth never stopping, from your point of view the earth carries on forever but you just walked in a straight line and reached your origin.
[i]The science of spheres!![/i] :science:
I had seen this a while ago.
I think it was confirmed that this was just a trolling attempt.
Confirmed to be fake. It's a site where you act as the devils advocate in a way.
If you take into account that they're trolling, it's quite funny
[QUOTE=Fycix;26530608]If the Earth goes on forever, then how do you explain me walking in a straight line and getting back to where I started?
And how does something surround a flat object?
Trolls.[/QUOTE]
Well, technically the surface area of the earth is infinite, as it has no borders. Some scientists believe the universe is like this, only in three dimensions instead of two.
Basic facepunch: don't understand something? Rate it dumb!
Hehe. Nice thread.
[sp]Nobody tell him they are trollin.[/sp]
The earth doesn't appear to be flat from ground level if you think about it. The horizon is formed because the earth is round, if it wasn't then we would be able to see the entire earth from a point that is really high, like mt. Everest.
but i palyed sim sity 3000 the earth must be flat!!!!!!!
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* There is no proof that the Earth is round;
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uh
google earth
My mind is full of fuck.
The pinnacle of idiocy and obviously the effects of years of inbreeding and inhaling computer duster.
These people are worth nothing to society. (Not advocating violence, just stating a fact.)
The earth is flat guys!
My uncle fell off it a few years back. He landed on China, though.
* The South Pole is the Earth's [B]circumference[/B]
* There is no proof that the Earth is [B]round[/B]
wat?
I'm confused. First they say that Earth is still. Then they turn around and say that it travels upward through space. ???
Oh god oh god I laughed so hard at;
'Yeah and my dick is a nuclear missle'
'Nuclear weapons do not exist'
[img]http://botainblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/discworld.png[/img]
[b][i]Oh god the Earth is Discworld[/i][/b]
[QUOTE=Renegade Master;26529727]
* As apposed to gravity, they believe that the Earth is accelerating at g upwards through space [b](double nigger speed)[/b][/QUOTE]
wat
satire
Does anyone want to walk to the end of Flat Earth with me ? :hist101:
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