Porn-star gets 3-year sentence for N.J. burglaries
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[quote][b]CAMDEN[/b] — A man known to police as 'Spider-Man' for his daring escapes and who has starred in gay porn videos with his twin brother has been sentenced to three years in prison for burglary.[/quote]
Wait, what?!?!! o.0
Hope he enjoys federal "Pound-me-in-the-ass" prison
He wanted to get caught. Also starring in a porno with your [b]brother[/b] is kinda weird.
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;18967759]He wanted to get caught. Also starring in a porno with your [b]brother[/b] is kinda weird.[/QUOTE]
Yea, that's incest. I'm guessing they didn't fuck each other though, otherwise they'd obviously get arrested for that. Must've doubled up on someone else.
:barf:
Edit: All you fuckers rating me disagree don't know shit.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_regarding_incest#United_States[/url]
Taken from Wikipedia concerning incest between consenting adults
United Kingdom: Incest is illegal in the United Kingdom and is punishable by up to 14 years imprisonment. The provisions criminalising incest are now titled Familial Sex Offences and are prohibited under Sections 64 and 65 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003[18] which replaces the older Incest by a Male and Incest by a Female offences found in the Sexual Offences Act 1956.
United States: In the United States, every state and the District of Columbia have some form of codified incest prohibition.[19] However, individual statutes vary widely. Rhode Island repealed its criminal incest statute in 1989[19], Ohio only targets parental figures[19], and New Jersey does not apply any penalties when both parties are 18 years of age or older.[19] Massachusetts issues a penalty of up to 20 years' imprisonment for those engaging in sexual activities with relatives closer than first cousins[19] and Hawaii up to 5 years in jail for "sexual penetration" with certain blood relatives and in-laws.[19]
In all states, close blood-relatives that fall under the incest statutes include father, mother, grandfather, grandmother, brother, sister, aunt, uncle, niece, nephew, and in some states, first cousins. Many states also apply incest laws to non-blood relations including stepparents, step-siblings, and in-laws.[20]
So maybe in this specific case, since it happened in N.J. it was legal. But most anywhere else in the USA it would be illegal. Read up on your facts before you go disagreeing, you just look like an ignorant tool if you dont.
Well that's gay.
Fvabulous!
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[QUOTE=Sparkwire;18967759]He wanted to get caught.[/QUOTE]
You can say that again; He's going to be the most popular inmate ever
"K GUYS GET IN LINE PLS!!! ONE AT A TIME!!! :q:"
EDIT: OMG I accidentally pictured in my head this dude being Bukkakke'd bigtime... OH FUUU--:barf:
oh well at least he won't take offense when he is called a girly man in prison
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;18967940]You can say that again; He's going to be the most popular inmate ever
"K GUYS GET IN LINE PLS!!! ONE AT A TIME!!!"
EDIT: OMG I accidentally pictured in my head this dude being Bukkakke'd bigtime... OH FUUU--[/QUOTE]
I just did that thanks to you. :argh: :barf:
[QUOTE=sebbonaparta;18967799]Yea, that's incest. I'm guessing they didn't fuck each other though, [b]otherwise they'd obviously get arrested for that.[/b] Must've doubled up on someone else.
:barf:[/QUOTE]
You can't be arrested for consensual, legal age incest.
[QUOTE=peabrain101;18968030]You can't be arrested for incest...[/QUOTE]
Thats what they want you to think.
I wonder where he hid the stuff he stole.
:smug:
Dunno about you guys but the first thing that also struck me is... [b]Twin gay brothers butt-fucking eachother??!!?!!?! :wtc:!?!!?!!!!!1ONE!1![/b]
looks like they'll be doing more than starring in gay porn movies with eachother from now on.
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;18967994]I just did that thanks to you. :argh: :barf:[/QUOTE]
Sorry, I didn't mean to :(
Who identified him?
[QUOTE=ManningQB18;18969599]Who identified him?[/QUOTE]
Probably a gay officer...
"Hey I know dat ass... oh shit you're the gay Spider-Man! [b]FREEZE!!![/b]"
[QUOTE=Aurastorm;18967967]oh well at least he won't take offense when he is called a girly man in prison[/QUOTE]
"Big fucking tough man."
":gonk:"
Watch, they put him in a cell with an 8 foot tall black guy named Michelle.
:v:
Hope he rots, sick fuck.
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[QUOTE=ZaurZawrZore;18971625]Hope he rots, sick fuck.
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LOL is that him? What about his twin brother??
:cawg:
In prison:
"So you're the Spiderman burglar huh?"
"Yeah"
"And you did gay porn?"
"Yeah"
"If you're Spiderman, let me see you shoot a web."
"Okay"
"Hey! It's supposed to come from your wrists! Guards, help!!!"
lol ^
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;18980029]LOL is that him? What about his twin brother??[/QUOTE]
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:smug:
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Here they are, the gay brothers
[QUOTE=peabrain101;18968030]You can't be arrested for consensual, legal age incest.[/QUOTE]
My good sir, that is complete bullshit. In most countries, including the majority of the USA and all of the UK, you can face years of imprisonment for consensual, legal age incest.
He looks gay. Be yest Incest is illegal Being that you get caught.
Look what I found in my porn collection :v:
[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/2rdyq1s.jpg[/IMG]
I bet he can hear a bar of soap hit the floor from a mile away.
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