There's a deer in my driveway, what do I do with it?

[FullStreak]

Well FacePunch, I come home from school to find a dead deer in my driveway. I'm going out to take pictures now since you'll demand them.

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[img]http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae105/FullStreak/20101130145830.jpg?t=1291147284[/img]

Another Edit:

Snow deer!
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[Ultralast]

eat it

[Generic User]

I heard deer jerky is good.

[BigOwl]

If you do not want it to be there, please remove it.

[AmherstOren]

Make a thread about it.

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[ibderekjt]

Get a snow shovel and throw it in the trash?

[acds]

Oh deer.

Anyway dress it up like Santa and put it in your yard. For that extra touch of creepiness in your Christmas.

[OrionChronicles]

convert it to communism

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[Generic User]

[QUOTE=derek;26410121]Just run at it, deer are skiddish as hell[/QUOTE]

It's dead.

[Suzune]

Send it to PETA.

[MrJazzy]

Do you deer to fight it?

[MrJazzy]

Oh nvm it's dead.

Edit: I like how the automerge completely failed.

[Itsjustguy]

Ride it...not in a gay way.

[Ronin]

I forgot who you are supposed to call, but there is a business that deals with dead animal retrieval, you can give them a call and they'll haul it off.

[BigOwl]

[QUOTE=OrionChronicles;26410133]convert it to communism[/QUOTE]

Not even.

[Zolofto]

[QUOTE=derek;26410121]Just run at it, deer are skiddish as hell[/QUOTE]

Especially dead ones.

So put on your mothers skirt, run and scream around it, and do some dancing too.

[Danny Lol]

pics please.

[Missing User]

Take pictures [b]before[/b] you make the thread.

[FullStreak]

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[img]http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae105/FullStreak/20101130145830.jpg?t=1291147284[/img]

[DainBramageStud]

gasoline
match

barbeque

[Polyethylene]

Gut it before the flesh spoils. Throw the chum in the neighbors yard. This will, hopefully, convert them to communism.

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[DainBramageStud]

MY AuTOMERGE

[FullStreak]

I don't wanna eat it since I don't know if it's sick or how to cut open a deer.

[Zoidbear]

put some gloves on and drag it into the woods

[Zolofto]

[QUOTE=FullStreak12;26410258]I don't wanna eat it since I don't know if it's sick or how to cut open a deer.[/QUOTE]
Deer die. So its all good to go man.

[Garrot]

Leave it there and see what happens.

[[EG] Pepper]

We want close ups

[FullStreak]

[QUOTE=Miskatonic;26410249]Gut it before the flesh spoils. Throw the chum in the neighbors yard. This will, hopefully, convert them to communism.[/QUOTE]

The neighbor is really old and when I had my phone out to take the picture he yelled "To hell with your devil deer son!"

[BigOwl]

[QUOTE=FullStreak12;26410222]Edited OP with this:
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Daahahahahahahaha!!!

[Ray-The-Sun]

Convert its body to delicious red protein.