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I'm sick of my brother kicking me off the good computer onto our bad, 10 year old piece of crap computer. The best thing I can do on it is go on facepunch. No eve, no cod, no anything. Any ideas as to how I can make him not want the computer? Open to any ideas. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Undescriptive thread title / crap thread" - birkett))[/highlight]
Pee on it.
shock image wallpapers
Pee on his poopface
Wait, what does he do on the computer? He can probably do his YouTube/Facebook/other crap on that computer, while you can't. Tell your parents that he's kicking you off even though he doesn't have to.
[QUOTE=gkatze91;22319885]Pee on his poopface[/QUOTE] Not banned yet Damn.
lock it?
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;22319888]Wait, what does he do on the computer? He can probably do his YouTube/Facebook/other crap on that computer, while you can't. Tell your parents that he's kicking you off even though he doesn't have to.[/QUOTE] He pretty much just uses it to talk to his 14 year old faggy friends and lurk myspace. I try, but my Mum seems to have some insane idea that him kicking me off it so he can have time on it is fair still [QUOTE=gkatze91;298182]Something dumb.[/QUOTE] Really. how are you not banned yet?
Put a password on it.
your 14 year old brother kicks you off the computer? Man up and tell him to fuck off.
[QUOTE=Omolong;22319915]Put a password on it.[/QUOTE] Just said that :(
[QUOTE=Joeballs;22319905]He pretty much just uses it to talk to his 14 year old faggy friends and lurk myspace. I try, but my Mum seems to have some insane idea that him kicking me off it so he can have time on it is fair still[/QUOTE] Block all images on facebook, simple, just right-click. He will think it's an error, try the other computer, problem solved. I doubt someone who actually uses facebook has the sufficient amount of braincells to know anything technical about a computer besides how to make avatar images from crappy angles.
Cum all over the keyboard. He won't use it again.
Fuck his mother [editline]11:12AM[/editline] Wait..
[QUOTE=Inv1ctus;22319917]your 14 year old brother kicks you off the computer? Man up and tell him to fuck off.[/QUOTE] Thats not as fun though now, is it.
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;22319934]Cum all over the keyboard. He won't use it again.[/QUOTE] Hmmm, Yer that would work
[QUOTE=Vinze;22319929]Block all images on facebook, simple, just right-click. He will think it's an error, try the other computer, problem solved. I doubt someone who actually uses facebook has the sufficient amount of braincells to know anything technical about a computer besides how to make avatar images from crappy angles.[/QUOTE] Oh shit, that's a good one.
[QUOTE=Vinze;22319929]Block all images on facebook, simple, just right-click. He will think it's an error, try the other computer, problem solved. [/QUOTE] See. that's a far better idea.
Create a program that blocks myspace and put it on a usb and run it every time you get kicked off.
If your computer has parental controls or whatever just set yourself up an adminstrator account and password it and just leave a very restricted normal user account? I was going to go with some sort of virus - but on retrospect my first idea seems better.
Are you younger than him
Limit the internet-connection when you leave the computer, so that he gets 5kb/s download 1kb/s upload.
Download Spyware Blaster. Add a custom file that blocks every site your Brother goes on. He'll cry and be forced to use the old one. Just play ignorant and say the site is infected if he questions it.
[QUOTE=BurnBlackJay;22320240]Are you younger than him[/QUOTE] Older. Probably should have said that in the OP. Also, might I add that the idea is to make him not want the computer, not not be able to use it. :wink:
[QUOTE=Joeballs;22320270]Older. Probably should have said that in the OP.[/QUOTE] What the fuck punch his face in or be a bitch, your call
Also, block myspace by editing your 'hosts' file.
[QUOTE=BurnBlackJay;22320284]What the fuck punch his face in or be a bitch, your call[/QUOTE] Yeah, but that's simple and not as fun?
[QUOTE=Joeballs;22320353]Yeah, but that's simple and not as fun?[/QUOTE] If it gets the job done, do it
[QUOTE=Joeballs;22320353]Yeah, but that's simple and not as fun?[/QUOTE] you should never let your younger brother tell you what to do, as the older brother you're the one who's in charge, it's an unwritten law of family crush his balls with a hammer when he's asleep
[QUOTE=Riptide;22320515]you should never let your younger brother tell you what to do, as the older brother you're the one who's in charge, it's an unwritten law of family crush his balls with a hammer when he's asleep[/QUOTE] If he's 10, he won't feel it.
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