So no shit there I was. Tonight was opening night of The Mikado at my old high school. I grab a few friends who also graduated and went back to see it (as most of us did stage crew there before we graduated). After a bunch of laughs (the musical was hilarious), the play ended. I step outside the auditorium and blend into the crowd. A few moments later I hear some lady announce "Someone just dropped a bunch of money!"
So I turn around and look. It's like no one heard her. There was a bunch of fucking 20's just laying there on the floor.
I walk up and pick each one up, and look for my friends.
After finding my friends, I turn to one tell him, "I feel so dirty. I just found a bunch of fucking money and I want to find who lost it..." I try looking around a bit, but I don't see anyone in the immediate area. Eventually my friends and I leave to my car. Inside the car I counted the money and it added up to 160 dollars.
As of now I am really stressed out over this. I honestly do not want this money. It's not mine. I posted something on facebook to see if anyone knows anything about it (I did not mention how much or the denomination of bills and like half the people on my facebook were in the musical). I honestly hope someone claims the money soon because I feel so bad about having this money.
get a hooker
I'll take it if you're so stressed over it.
give it to me
If nobody claims it, donate it to the theatre department. It'll come back to them somehow
[QUOTE=Reflectent;21397282]I'll take it if you're so stressed over it.[/QUOTE]
your avatar needs to be changed to 2006-2010
Give it to charity.
or JDK721
Put up flyers telling them to call your number if they lost some money.
You can mail it to me.
Shit dude don't stress about it just enjoy it.
Could of been smart if you didn't pick it up and let some other fag be stressed out.
If you [b] really [/b] feel bad then just donate it to charity.
Spend it all on weed.
[QUOTE=Twipsters;21397383]Spend it all on weed.[/QUOTE]
That ^^
Dude, when the money was transferred to you, the stress of holding it was transferred to your karma. Simply transfer the money to me, and all that stressful karma will be transferred along with it man.
Wow. You seriously feel bad about picking up money from the ground?
You have to learn that some things in life happen the way they do, and be happy that you have $160 more than you did a half a second before the woman shouted.
Unless you believe in karma, in that case you're fucked. That money adds up to roughly 24 and 1/2 hours minimum wage work time. Yes, I added it up.
Burn it.
You did the right thing
Who the hell just forgets a stack of 20's. spend it as their punishment.
make a money hat
[QUOTE=Hendo;21397272]get a hooker[/QUOTE]
Or get 160 hookers 1 dollar hookers.
buy everyone in this thread a game :D please.
FUCK THEM, spend that shit man
[QUOTE=Rubs10;21397492]Or get 160 hookers 1 dollar hookers.[/QUOTE]
160 hookers. That's as many as sixteen tens.
Get 80 $2 hookers.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;21397544]160 hookers. That's as many as sixteen tens.
Get 80 $2 hookers.[/QUOTE]
You'd probably get a special deal for buying in bulk.
Send me $1 over paypal please? [email]Doonbugie@hotmail.com[/email]
Give it to me i'm poor :(.
I found 60 dollars and I had to spend it on food to survive.
my paypal is [email]tetsmega2@yahoo.com[/email] :)
Roll over it.
Lucky mother fucker, go spend it.
Don't be like that guy who gave it to that old man and he just shut the door on him :D
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