• Thread on how time flies by, or how it doesn't?
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Something really interesting is that time seems to slow down when i'm online and in real life obviously. (or fast forwarding i'm not even sure). A common example of this is that i was reading my post history, was looking for something i posted that i needed, so, i found what i wanted, and i thought i posted that post like days or even weeks ago, when in fact i posted it yesterday. But it's not just this, it's pretty much everything i do, especially when i do something important, or a conversation. So i met this guy about a month ago (yesterday aswell, a guy who turned out to be a girl to my surprise, silly me, but that's another story), we spoke and Steam alot of and shit, But i haven't talked to him since.. the scary thing is, is that it seems that i had that conversation just mere hours ago, i don't know if you guys are following me with this. This is probably something obvious for you all, but i just felt the need to write about it because it's really interesting, or maybe it's not so common and i'm plain weird.
My calculus class is the longest 3 hours you will ever live.
Exact same thing happens to me. Don't know why, don't really care.
I thought this thread was going to be about how summer was endless when you were a kid, and now you blink and its over.
Time usually flies with my because I get lost in thought. Dunno.
you probably tl:dr it. More interesting would be why this happens [editline]09:02PM[/editline] [QUOTE=K2cougar;16245330]I thought this thread was going to be about how summer was endless when you were a kid, and now you blink and its over.[/QUOTE] It's the same subject
Time is just an illusion created by our conscious to make sense of everything going on.
[QUOTE=Metropolis;16245370]Time is just an illusion created by our conscious to make sense of everything going on.[/QUOTE] No it isn't.
[QUOTE=Metropolis;16245370]Time is just an illusion created by our conscious to make sense of everything going on.[/QUOTE] what
[QUOTE=Metropolis;16245370]Time is just an illusion created by our conscious to make sense of everything going on.[/QUOTE] Smoke more weed
and lay off the acid, rofl
It's because of how the memory works. It's just not that reliable.
time slows down when you're high as fuck until you close your eyes, then you wake up and it's fucking day time.
Normally when i really get in to my work, time fly's by. Like when I'm building furniture or something i'll start and ill look at the clock and see 2-3 hours went by and i felt like i was working on it for a short period of time.
Boring = not significant; Not remembered thus seeming like a shorter period of time.
Time feels passing faster because you already know so many things from the past that your brain doesn't start to follow whats going on around you in the same way.
have you ever went to sleep and just opened you eyes and it's already morning in a couple of minutes.
[QUOTE=kaskade700;16245468]Boring = not significant; Not remembered thus seeming like a shorter period of time.[/QUOTE] FAAALLSSSEE. See my earlier comment: [QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16245318]My calculus class is the longest 3 hours you will ever live.[/QUOTE]
Man when i was addicted to the beast of fo3 i started playing at 5am and didn't stop till 9pm at night
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;16245455]time slows down when you're high as fuck until you close your eyes, then you wake up and it's fucking day time.[/QUOTE] This man speaks the truth.
Fractal time.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16245485]FAAALLSSSEE. See my earlier comment:[/QUOTE] I live in the jungle, I hardly think think calculus skills will significantly help me catch my dinner.
[QUOTE=kaskade700;16245542]I live in the jungle, I hardly think think calculus skills will significantly help me catch my dinner.[/QUOTE] Fuck the jungle. Fuck giant spiders that try to eat your ass at night. I used to think the jungle was pretty awesome until I saw the episode of Survivorman where he couldn't sleep because of the FUCKING TARANTULAS.
I've got myself a bush woman, I can fuck her too.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16245374]No it isn't.[/QUOTE] do not argue with this man oh dear
It's, in fact, due to the quantum displacement caused by inertial cascade of the entertainment cortex of the brain. This causes a localized depression in the fourth dimension in which time is going sower for your brain if you're bored, and faster if you're entertained. This cascade, is, of course, caused by a lack of prunes in your diet, because prunes have vital quantum juice, which strengthens your brain against the effects of fluctuations in the space-time continuum. I recommend that everyone eats at least 10 prunes before going to school or work, or before they play games or watch movies. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
[QUOTE=Smashmaster;16245721]It's, in fact, due to the quantum displacement caused by inertial cascade of the entertainment cortex of the brain. This causes a localized depression in the fourth dimension in which time is going sower for your brain if you're bored, and faster if you're entertained. This cascade, is, of course, caused by a lack of prunes in your diet, because prunes have vital quantum juice, which strengthens your brain against the effects of fluctuations in the space-time continuum. I recommend that everyone eats at least 10 prunes before going to school or work, or before they play games or watch movies. Trust me, I'm a doctor.[/QUOTE] Prunes make time speed up and doctors are now quantum physicists
time goes slow when you want time to pass. Ex: If you ever look at a clock it seems that time is going really fucking slow.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16245318]My calculus class is the longest 3 hours you will ever live.[/QUOTE] My first lectures on a Monday morning are horrific.
[QUOTE=Smashmaster;16245721]It's, in fact, due to the quantum displacement caused by inertial cascade of the entertainment cortex of the brain. This causes a localized depression in the fourth dimension in which time is going sower for your brain if you're bored, and faster if you're entertained. This cascade, is, of course, caused by a lack of prunes in your diet, because prunes have vital quantum juice, which strengthens your brain against the effects of fluctuations in the space-time continuum. I recommend that everyone eats at least 10 prunes before going to school or work, or before they play games or watch movies. Trust me, I'm a doctor.[/QUOTE] Let's all give a warm round of applause to Smashmaster, everybody, author of [i]Cherries and Hegelian Dialectic[/i].
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