Vladimir Putin's black eye sparks numerous rumors. - Polidicks

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11644850[/url] [img]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/49690000/jpg/_49690106_464_putin_reuters.jpg[/img] [b]The sight of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin with apparent bruising to his face has sparked rumours he is ill or has undergone cosmetic surgery.[/b] [quote]The famously macho politician, 58, seemed to be wearing heavy make-up when he was photographed with a dark patch around one eye on a visit to Ukraine. Some suggested Russia's best-known black belt had suffered a judo injury. But his office denied the mark was a bruise, putting his looks down to a busy schedule and poor lighting. Continue reading the main story Related stories PMs joke about ruling to age 120 "Ukrainian, Russian and Western journalists... talked only of one thing - how did the Russian prime minister get a bruise under his eye?" wrote Andrei Kolesnikov, the Kremlin correspondent for Russia's Kommersant business daily. "Could it really be the result of some tough sparring? It may have been carefully covered up, but nobody could fail to notice it." Mr Putin arrived for his talks with Ukrainian leaders in a "bad mood" and with "something like a big bruise on his left cheekbone", according to Ukrainian television channel TCH. "He also had on his face a very noticeable swelling... badly covered up with make-up," it added. According to the Associated Press news agency, the news conference in Kiev was cut short and a planned dinner was cancelled. Mr Putin's face looked normal when he was photographed in Moscow on Tuesday, suggesting the change in his appearance occurred within the following 24 hours.[/quote] Screw the left eye I say [img] http://filesmelt.com/dl/putin2.jpg[/img]

I can barely even see it...

Looks like it's just the lighting

He was bear fighting. I hear they do that a lot in Russia.

Him and a bear were whale jousting.

Probably got it fighting a bear. [editline]29th October 2010[/editline] I am clocks.

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/putin2.jpg[/img] Leave Dr. Bond, Cosmetic Surgeon, to me

A black eye? You would think he would have gotten a red eye. :downsrim: Heh, heh, ugh, Anyways, probably got into a fight with his wife.

Putin has just gotten out of winning the Russian Heavyweight belt after fighting 5 consecutive fights in a row. He let his opponents get one free shot on him before knocking them out with one jab to the sternum. One opponent's now in the hospital, inside an iron lung. ITT: We make Putin jokes involving bears. Sometimes fights.

[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;25717077]A black eye? You would think he would have gotten a red eye. :downsrim: Heh, heh, ugh, Anyways, probably got into a fight with his wife.[/QUOTE] In mother russia, wife beats you!

he got into a little fight with God over tacos things got tense i guess

He crashed into a helicopter

Tends to happen when you stay up for 2 weeks straight to kill unicorns.

Just because he is a famous person doesn't mean he isn't allowed to get into fights with his mouse

He was busy fighting american capitalist fiends

We was firing a ak 47 with his eye socket.

[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;25716926] Screw the left eye I say [img_thumb] http://filesmelt.com/dl/putin2.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I will take care of [b]Bond[/b].

It was Chuck Norris.

While Scuba diving he accidentally hit his face against a submarine. 40 men were killed in this accident.

My expert opinion is that he was so drunk that he tripped and his face landed on a bottle of vodka.

Guys, come on it's obvious he got this when he went on a training exercise with the recruits of russias army, as a PR stunt and the armourer fucked up in distributing ammunition to the tanks in the exercise and a depleted uranium shell made its way into the tank, and it was fired at Putin. There were no survivors within 100 metres of the blast :ohdear:

He smashed a diamond on it.

[QUOTE=kenji;25719388]He smashed a diamond on it.[/QUOTE] You mean carved?

Must've been a bear-fighting accident. Either that or Siberian Tigers now use boxing gloves.

probably just street fighting, 10 people at once

[QUOTE=Killy_Mcgee;25717076][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/putin2.jpg[/img_thumb] Leave Dr. Bond, Cosmetic Surgeon, to me[/QUOTE] Damnit! :ninja:

His wife beat him.

Damn, there is no Putin puns I can make with this.

Why would they deny he was judo sparring? that would make him appear even more badass

They should Putin some extra silicon.