[Interactive] Back alley - General

This is an interactive story. [i]You wake up in a dirty back alley in the middle of the afternoon.[/i] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/1.png[/IMG]

Check if clothes are present and on you :v:

The inventory is a hint.

No it's not.

Kick the sleeping thing in the box.

haha. the inventory is in a window. Ah, the simple things.

Check gender for male or female. Find any possible clothing or objects of use. Don't get raped by the hobo.

And 2 hours later still no interaction.

[QUOTE=RiceWarrior;19676202]And 2 hours later still no interaction.[/QUOTE] Can you believe this guy? Give it time.

[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;19675528]haha. the inventory is in a window. Ah, the simple things.[/QUOTE] Yeah I liked the way it looked. It has nothing to do with the story tho. Let's say it's a hand bag or something. :D

Wipe the cum off your bloody face and sit up.

[i]You check your gender. There is no penis or balls. You think you must be a woman then.[/i] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/2.png[/IMG] [i]You head to the box and kick it. A what seems to be a confused hobo looks up at you. He asks "What do you want?" and continues to stare.[/i] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/3.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/invent.png[/IMG]

Ask him which street this is

buy the clothes off him for five dollars and a condom

Steal the bottle of beer and hit him over the head with it!!

Read the label on his bottle

[I]You ask the hobo which street this is. He replies by puking green with chunks of orange and then says: [B]"Pastouthookersandbums street."[/B] He continues to stare at you. It looks like he is going to be sick again. [/I] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/4.png[/IMG] [I]You ask the hobo: [B]"Would you trade in your clothes for five dollars and a condom?"[/B]. He replies: [B]"Yeah sure. But I'm keeping the hat."[/B] You give him the five dollars and the condom and he gives you his clothes.[/I] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/5.png[/IMG] [I]You put on the clothes and the hobo turns away and starts pissing on the wall. You steal his bear bottle and hit him on the head with it.[/I] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/6.png[/IMG] [I]The hobo passes out and you proceed to steal his money and the condom. You're in luck, you now have 10 dollars and a condom. You hope no cops will spot you.[/I] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/7.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/invent.png[/IMG]

walk outside of the street and look around the city

Rape him NOW

Hide the hobo in his box, After that go look around the area.

Masturbate.

^^^^^ best....idea.....evar!

Take a part of the smashed glass from the bottle and find an apartment Block. Go into the block and find a room. If there is any trouble getting in you stab them.

Find a piece of smashed glass or mirror to see what you look like.

[QUOTE=SpartanApples;19688152]Find a piece of smashed glass or mirror to see what you look like.[/QUOTE] The source engine does not support reflections of the player. :pseudo:

Check your inventory.

[I]You look around in the trash bin for a mirror. You find a broken one but it will do. You take it out and put it upright and look at yourself. You think:"I look like a dirty hooker dressed in hobo clothes, classy."[/I] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/8.png[/IMG] [I]You think about masturbating, but feel this isn't the best time, since you've just knocked a hobo unconscious. Instead you walk outside of the alley and look around the city.[/I] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/9.png[/IMG] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1275475/FP_pic/invent.png[/img] [editline]10:35PM[/editline] [QUOTE=BigRouck;19688936]Check your inventory.[/QUOTE] The inventory is in every update I make.

[QUOTE=Nyaa;19689358][I]You think about masturbating, but feel this isn't the best time, since you've just knocked a hobo unconscious.[/I] .[/QUOTE] But that's exactly why you should do it :smug:

Person. Walk to him.

Use the mirror as a knife and walk into the movies building. Kill the clerk and steal some popcorn.