[highlight]FP, this is serious (did it about 10 minutes ago), and is not a part of the troll wave that just hit the General Discussion[/highlight]
Ok! So I go on Omegle and start trolling like mad. Then it occurred to me; why not try serious chat and see how far I would get.
For beginner's luck, I land on 16/f/philly. I decided to ignore what people say about "no women on the internet". We are far from each other (I'm in Toronto) so I decided to cyber with her. She agreed.
Suddenly, my natural Omegle instincts kicked in and I couldn't resist to screw it up. Read on, if you are not offended by Cybering (it's kinda explicit).
I really am 15. I don't know if "she" told her real age.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heya
You: A wild Abra appears...
You: hai2u
Stranger: wazzzzzuppp
You: m/f?
Stranger: f
Stranger: u?
You: m
You: ...
You: straight
Stranger: duh lol
You: u'd b surprised
You: age?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: u
You: 15
Stranger: where u from
You: toronto
Stranger: philly
You: awwz
You: noone in canada in omegle :(
Stranger: thats a stinker lol. gotta love the moose lol
You: :(
You: exchange pics?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: cant
Stranger: no camera
You: :()
You: wanna cyber 8=====D?
Stranger: sure lol
You: start
Stranger: no u
You: kll
You: I unhook ur bra and push u down on the bed
You: then ur pantys
You: and i shove my giant cock down ur vagina
Stranger: i suck ur dick till u cum everywhere
Stranger: then i ride u like a cowgirl
You: then we go on the bed for mad buttsechs
You: suddenly
You: A wild Abra appears.
Stranger: wtf hahahaha
You: Wild Abra teleports.
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Wild Abra fled the battle.
You have disconnected.
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[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Chatlolg." - ventilated))[/highlight]
congrats you flirted with a 40 year old man named Phil
This just sucks shit straight from the sphincter.
hey let's post a thread about an unfunny omegle conversation
[QUOTE=Aurora93;17016207]hey let's post a thread about an unfunny omegle conversation[/QUOTE]
[pretending_your_not_sarcastic]OK you do that but this is where the real action is at.[/pretending_your_not_sarcastic]
some old guy playing along, have fun knowing this.
[QUOTE=BricknHead;17016187]congrats you flirted with a 40 year old man named Phil[/QUOTE]
shit howed you know
Oh ho ho, definitely thread-worthy.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;17016260]some old guy playing along, have fun knowing this.[/QUOTE]
Yah, I'm guessing right now... it's just a chat and *to my imagination* my dick went up a [b]girl's[/b] vg.
[QUOTE=KD007;17016326]Yah, I'm guessing right now... it's just a chat and *to my imagination* my dick went up a [b]girl's[/b] vg.[/QUOTE]
that was a shit cyber you should be ashamed
[QUOTE=KD007;17016326]Yah, I'm guessing right now... it's just a chat and *to my imagination* my dick went up a [b]girl's[/b] vg.[/QUOTE]
WHAT ABOUT A BOY'S VG:am::am::am::am::am:
you suck at cybering, and omegle is the worst place to do it because women do not know about omegle.
have fun knowing some guy was fapping to you
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