• Pokemon Considered a Way to Worship the Devil
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[release]Pokémon is considered the gateway to the devil’s doorstep by a church evangelist. The evangelist preached in his sermon that Pokémon will teach kids to kill each other with dark forces and fans of the series will not go to heaven but straight to hell from the teachings of Pokémon. The video is kind of old so this was probably taken during the height of Pokémon in the late 90’s. You know I would never thought about it that way until after I saw his sermon. Also, this reminded me of that South Park episode where they were addicted to ‘chipokemon’, so I did chuckled throughout the video.[/release] Source: [url]http://www.gossipgamers.com/pokemon-is-considered-a-way-for-kids-to-worship-the-devil/[/url] Video is on the source page.
hahahhahah [editline]05:06PM[/editline] ha [editline]05:08PM[/editline] what a fucking joke [editline]05:08PM[/editline] witchcraft!!1
oh fff im going to hell
fantasy roleplay = DEMONIC
i choose you satan
How bad is it if you have fapped to pokégirls then? Just curious. (I know what you're thinking about me now :( )
People don't understand that not all children are not absorbing everything they see in front of them. pokemon to dungeons and dragons to gangs and guns lol
Then I guess I'm going to hell.
Charmander, use fires of hell!
[QUOTE=Jet-fly;18922895]How bad is it if you have fapped to pokégirls then? Just curious. (I know what you're thinking about me now :( )[/QUOTE] fag
Dear Christian officials, Shut the fuck up. Signed, SantanaDVX
capturing pokemon and forcing them to do your bidding brainwashing children and ordering them to murder it all matches up..........................
[img]http://media.moddb.com/images/members/1/324/323331/mean-pokemon-286x300.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Jet-fly;18922895]How bad is it if you have fapped to pokégirls then? Just curious. (I know what you're thinking about me now :( )[/QUOTE] You get tortured until you fall asleep.
Well in that case [img]http://www.pokemoncharacters.com/images/pokemon/198murkrow.gif[/img] Behold, I'm the fucking devil. Coo coo.
I knew there was something more attracting me to fire type pokemon than just my pyromania.
Oh look another reason I'm going to hell!
Hell would be overflowing with people I guess.
Quickly change the name to pokemans.
This is pretty old.
[QUOTE=windwakr;18923002]Damn, looks at THIS shit. [url]http://www.cephasministry.com/save_our_children_pokemon_booklet.html[/url] They act like Pokemon was made by the Devil himself. This kind of stuff sickens me. I mean, none of us here play Pokemon anymore, but people need to stop looking for ways to say it's satanic. You could find a way to say anything is a way to worship the Devil if you look hard enough.[/QUOTE] Why are they using Pok_mon instead of Pokemon?
I will miss you all.
Nothing new there. In the 1980s, people feared that their kids were deviant Satanists if they listened to Iron Maiden, read anything by H.P. Lovecraft, or even played Dungeons & Dragons, fueled by media hype surrounding several high-profile isolated incidents. :lol:, he mentioned that in his rant.
Wait, did I just time-travel back to the 90's?
People need to stop taking things so seriously.
Just watched the video. Appearently the main reason we have teens in gangs and emos and all that is D&D [editline]11:20PM[/editline] Also Pokemon
So he's saying there's pokemon in hell?
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;18923162]So he's saying there's pokemon in hell?[/QUOTE] And Vice-Versa.
Why is this thread rated late? Was the fact that all Pokemon fans are going to hell really common knowledge?
[QUOTE=Dummkopf;18923207]And Vice-Versa.[/QUOTE] There's hell in pokemon?
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