Georgia Man Hospitalized After Being Trapped Inside Shit-Filled Outdoor Toilet for Over an Hour

[shian]

[quote]
An elderly man was taken to Murray Medical Center after being trapped at the bottom of a deep toilet at Carters Lake for a little over an hour over the weekend.

A spokeswoman for the district that covers the U.S. Corps of Engineers property confirmed the man fell five feet into the toilet pit.

The toilets appear normal from the outside, but rather than being hooked to a plumbing system, the seats open to a hole where the refuse is treated and left to decompose. Spokeswoman Lisa Parker said the man reportedly stood on the toilet, rather than sitting down, causing him to slip and fall in.[/quote]

[url]http://daltondailycitizen.com/local/x620878258/Man-trapped-in-toilet-pit-at-Carters-Lake[/url]

Jesus this is like a bloody nightmare.

[Exploits]

Shit day.

[That Sprite]

shit joke

[BellyButton]

toilet joke

[Bradyns]

He stood on the toilet... and I thought I was weird.

[CarmineGear]

Oh god this is the worst situation you could be in. I just threw up in my mouth from reading this

[tr00per7]

[B]said the man reportedly stood on the toilet, rather than sitting down, causing him to slip and fall in.[/B]

Why the bloody hell did he do that?

but still, poor old man.

[Sharker]

[QUOTE=tr00per7;39998754][B]said the man reportedly stood on the toilet, rather than sitting down, causing him to slip and fall in.[/B]

Why the bloody hell did he do that?

but still, poor old man.[/QUOTE]
[Media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYWREVYMZ_k&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/media]

[oxcjae.]

I can only imagine what he said once he fell in:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnTU4dKpoB8[/media]

[Provost]

I bet he feels like crap.

[koeniginator]

[QUOTE=Bradyns;39998303]He stood on the toilet... and I thought I was weird.[/QUOTE]

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot

[Ibexaz]

[QUOTE=Bradyns;39998303]He stood on the toilet... and I thought I was weird.[/QUOTE]

My drama teacher in Junior High told us all to shit standing on the toilet, because it aligns our bowels or something like that. He was kinda crazy.

Girl came in the next day, said she fell in.

[soccerskyman]

[QUOTE=shian;39998252][url]http://daltondailycitizen.com/local/x620878258/Man-trapped-in-toilet-pit-at-Carters-Lake[/url]

Jesus this is like a bloody nightmare.[/QUOTE]

If its bloody, you should see a doctor.

[SquidsEye]

[QUOTE=soccerskyman;39999928]If its bloody, you should see a doctor.[/QUOTE]

They had toilets like this when I was at Leeds Festival. I could see a couple of bloody logs down there.

[SKEEA]

Some people do stand up on toilets. Afghani people do.

[Shirky]

You cant exactly stand and hover over the hole in one of those to avoid sitting on the shitty lid, so he probably had to step up onto the higher section to squat and shit.

Here is a picture where you can see where he would have stepped, this one in particular looks like it would be slippery.
[t]http://midwestjam.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/porta-potty.jpg[/t]

[Purple Magpie]

If the toilet looked like that, I would've just used a tree somewhere.

[S31-Syntax]

[QUOTE=Shirky;40003625]You cant exactly stand and hover over the hole in one of those to avoid sitting on the shitty lid, so he probably had to step up onto the higher section to squat and shit.

Here is a picture where you can see where he would have stepped, this one in particular looks like it would be slippery.
[t]http://midwestjam.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/porta-potty.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

Welp I think I can hold it.

[cecilbdemodded]

The fickle finger of fate can sometimes be fecal.

[Katska]

This was also a Stephen King story. Sort of.

[QUOTE]Curtis Johnson, a middle-aged gay gentleman, is lured to a deserted construction site by his neighbor, Tim Grunwald, with whom he's been having a legal dispute involving Curtis's beloved dog, Betsy, who was killed by Tim's electric fences. He is confronted by Tim who forces him into a portable toilet, tips it over, and leaves him trapped there in the heat of a Florida summer day to die. With no way to get help, Curtis must figure out how to escape or die.[/QUOTE]

From [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Very_Tight_Place"]Wikipedia[/URL].

[Curls]

[QUOTE=Shirky;40003625]You cant exactly stand and hover over the hole in one of those to avoid sitting on the shitty lid, so he probably had to step up onto the higher section to squat and shit.

Here is a picture where you can see where he would have stepped, this one in particular looks like it would be slippery.
[t]http://midwestjam.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/porta-potty.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

time to go shit outside