My Brilliant Beagle (Sequel to "My Half Term Puppy") - General

[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=899007]Link to "My Half Term Puppy"[/url] Months after my previous thread, we have finally got around to getting another dog, as we could not get one quickly as the disease spread through the vomit and fur. After Pavo-Disinfectant Month where we sprayed everything, we started the 6 hour drive (there and back) to Blackpool to get our new puppy. At the hotel I had a severe case of Deja Vu as we had already been there before, when visiting the Blackpool Tower, but the bad thing is... I hate hotel rooms, they are claustrophobic and small, but this one was OK, it actually had room to walk. We spent that night crowded around a phone, looking at photos of our soon-to-be puppy and making noises equivilent to "D'awwwwww" or similar and raging on about the name, we had finally setteled on the name 'Oscar', as my sister really didn't want it to be called 'Nelson' as proposed by my parents. The next morning we had breakfast in the hotel and I drank a hell of a lot of Pomegranate Juice, and I'd recommmend that you all try it, it's the tastiest blackcurrant-coloured-drink around, but this made my farts smell funny, so my parents and sister made me stop. So we got in the car minutes after breakfast and we started to set off to the kennel where we will get the puppy. The Kennel, which will remain unnamed, was lovely, and the owner was nice too, she had a bit of a strange sense of humour and the description of our dogs family tree was a little unusual, "She went in at Crufts and won 4th place, but she's dead now". Watching her go down the list telling us all his great-grandparents are dead was a lovely experience, but then she brought him out and he was absolutely lovely, he stood in his little cage and walked out to look at us, before doing a huge piss on the kennel floor, d'awwww, at least that means we won't have any of that in the car. We thanked the kennel owner after taking some cool tips about how to keep them happy and healthy and we said hello to the other Beagles in the Kennel (they ranged from teenagers to grandparents) before we left. Even though Oscar had pissed on the Kennel floor, there was something we had yet to consider. Among my pomegranate related farts and the stench of doggy vomit in the boot, we realised that it was Oscars first day in the car, and he was eating the vomit, as dogs do. The thought of that made me feel sick so I put my music in and washing-line-clipped my nose until it was gone, leaving all the windows open for stench evacuation. Skip 6 hours, our lovely Beagle, Oscar Thomson, is now at home and he has had several walks, something that our previous dog, Winston Thomson had never gotten to experience due to the vaccination which was believed to have killed him. Oscar has had many a walk now but he's a fan on animal bones (especially those with marrow) and my slippers and my trainers, he's also a fan of my computer wires, of which I have hidden in my room and closed the doors. I won't have him eating my computer wires, no matter how cute. He doesn't molt much, and he's a little naughtier than Winston, but he is still a lovely little companion. He quickly got over the nerves of being in the house that he had when he first arrived, and now he struts around the house like it's his own. We're still trying to teach the dog not to go upstairs even though I really want him to come sit in my bed. Oscar is a lovely dog, and here is a picture of him. [img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs396.snc3/24108_100959226614515_100001013136303_4822_3069487_n.jpg[/img] [img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs376.snc3/24108_100959229947848_100001013136303_4823_1794347_n.jpg[/img] [img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs376.snc3/24108_100959249947846_100001013136303_4826_7457802_n.jpg[/img] [img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs396.snc3/24108_100959209947850_100001013136303_4819_1154733_n.jpg[/img] [B]TL;DR[/B]: D'awwww puppies.

D'awwwwwwwwwwwww. Also, a better pic of the girl in the first shot please.

[QUOTE=flyboy95;21851750]D'awwwwwwwwwwwww. Also, a better pic of the girl in the first shot please.[/QUOTE] That's my 12 year old sister, and for that reason, no.

I have two beagles myself, one of the best breeds you can own.

D'aww, beagles rock man. I remember your thread, made me sad. I'm happy for you.

[QUOTE=Juggernog;21851759]That's my [b]18[/b] year old sister, and for that reason, no.[/QUOTE] 18 eh? :q:

[QUOTE=Juggernog;21851759]That's my 12 year old sister, and for that reason, no.[/QUOTE] Ah. :kraken:

You look like a girl.

[QUOTE=The_Lizard_Xing;21853231]You look like a girl.[/QUOTE] A 13 year old girl.

He is peeing in the first picture.

Beagles are nice, I got one too. She has free roam around the house and always comes up to my room to be in my bed. They sure love food though.

Way to go in the first pic, puppy is peeing and everyone is mind-fapping to your sister :v:

Girls are like maths, if it's under 16, do it in your head.

[QUOTE=kayOkay;21853486]Way to go in the first pic, puppy is peeing and everyone is mind-fapping to your sister :v:[/QUOTE] No it's not, it's the lighting.

[QUOTE=rathat48;21853353]He is peeing in the first picture.[/QUOTE] It's a big bump, I know. But why were you looking around that area of my dog?

Beagles are adorable. Just be prepared for them to bark a lot.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;21961955]Beagles are adorable. Just be prepared for them to bark a lot.[/QUOTE] And dig up the backyard.

Write a book about him that will get adapted into a movie just in time for the Christmas season. Do it before anyone else gets the idea!

[QUOTE=flyboy95;21851750]D'awwwwwwwwwwwww. Also, a better pic of the girl in the first shot please.[/QUOTE] :pedo:

[QUOTE=rathat48;21853353]He is peeing in the first picture.[/QUOTE] That dog has a tiny penis.

[QUOTE=radioactive;21962340]That dog has a tiny penis.[/QUOTE] You're probably just jealous :colbert:

[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;21962135]Write a book about him that will get adapted into a movie just in time for the Christmas season. Do it before anyone else gets the idea![/QUOTE] I'm fairly sure somebody has already done that.

[QUOTE=flyboy95;21854038]Girls are like maths, if it's under 16, do it in your head.[/QUOTE] If you came up with that yourself, you sir, deserves a winner... Oh wait, we don't have that rating anymore :(

Beagles are awesome. I should upload pics of mine, I wish I had some from when he was a puppy...

I once ran over with my bike over a dead squirrel, he had a tiny penis. I felt very bad!

D'awwwwww, the second and third pics are epicly cute. :D

[QUOTE=TippZ;21962964]If you came up with that yourself, you sir, deserves a winner... Oh wait, we don't have that rating anymore :([/QUOTE] "Squaring numbers is just like women, if they're under thirteen just do them in your head." - Bo Burnham

What a cute dog.

[QUOTE=Juggernog;21851711] [img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs376.snc3/24108_100959229947848_100001013136303_4823_1794347_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] D'awwwwwww, your dog is awesome!

You look a little like Heath Ledger. Cool dog, by the way!