• 17-Year-Old Sells Kidney for iPad 2 and Iphone
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[quote]A 17-year old boy, identified only by the surname Zheng from the Anhui Province of eastern China reportedly sold one of his kidneys to finance the purchase of an iPad 2 tablet. Zheng scoured the internet looking for a way to make money and found a buyer who offered to pay him 22,000 yuan ($3000) for his organ. "I wanted to buy an iPad 2 but could not afford it," Zheng said. "A broker contacted me on the Internet and said he could help me sell one kidney for 20,000 yuan." The operation took place in late April without his parents' knowledge or consent. His mother became suspicious when Zheng came home with a new iPad 2 and an iPhone. When she questioned her son he finally told the truth about where he came up with the funds to buy the Apple hardware. She immediately contacted police. An investigation is underway but police say they have yet to locate the broker.[/quote] [url=http://gamepolitics.com/2011/06/02/17-year-old-sells-kidney-ipad-2]Chocolate sauce[/url] Desperation? What's that?
Well, you [I]do[/I] only need one kidney...
[QUOTE=Doomish;30209969]Well, you [I]do[/I] only need one kidney...[/QUOTE] He's gonna feel stupid when he gets cancer in the other one and there's a donor shortage
He sold his kidney for three thousand? That kid got ripped off. Kidneys go for at least nine thousand on the black market.
That's a so stupid reason to remove one of your kidnies.
Genius! Not really, kid's an idiot.
I would too.
you gotta be kidnmey i tried
Hahahahaha. [B]DUMB FUCK.[/B]
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;30209985]He sold his kidney for three thousand? That kid got ripped off. Kidneys go for at least nine thousand on the black market.[/QUOTE] For what? Why the fuck would people buy kidneys?
If only the Ipad 2 was actually good!
[QUOTE=killover;30210040]For what? Why the fuck would people buy kidneys?[/QUOTE] Rich people who don't wanna be on the waiting list?
[QUOTE=killover;30210040]For what? Why the fuck would people buy kidneys?[/QUOTE] ...Because they need a kidney? :geno:
Damnit! You beat me to it. Anyways, here's an image. [img]http://img4.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/cache/101728__468x_missing-kidney.jpg[/img] Need to sell your kidney for you can afford our products? We've got an app for that! [url=http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/06/03/chinese-boy-sells-kidney-to-buy-ipad/]Other Source aswell.[/url]
Well, the kidneyded an iPad and did whatever it would take to get one. /terrible pun
Wow that's just disgusting
hahaha.. well thats nice of him. I would steal it from someone before I bought anything Apple.
Upon reading the title in the forum index, I read "17-Year-Old Sells Kidney for..." about to go "Awwww". Now upon reading the full title I go "Wow"
this was an excellent idea on the kid's part.
surely a kidney is worth more than $3000
What's dumb about this? A dying person gets a kidney and he gets an iPad and iPhone. Everyone wins.
Talk about selling yourself. [editline]3rd June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=niger;30210705]What's dumb about this? A dying person gets a kidney and he gets an iPad and iPhone. Everyone wins.[/QUOTE] And then one of his kidneys fail and he's buggered
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;30210722]And then one of his kidneys fail and he's buggered[/QUOTE] There is a very small chance of that happening.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;30210722] And then one of his kidneys fail and he's buggered[/QUOTE] He'll have his iPad2 and iPhone4 to comfort him through the dialysis
[QUOTE=killover;30210040]For what? Why the fuck would people buy kidneys?[/QUOTE] To eat obviously
brb selling my kidney
Would've been funnier if they turned out to be cheap knock offs
Well, they did stich him up well, and the surgery went well. He only needs one kidney.
anybody calling this kid stupid is a huge asshole. he donated a kidney, and what did you do? build a monument to cheetos in minecraft?
[QUOTE=Sanius;30211911]anybody calling this kid stupid is a huge asshole. he donated a kidney, and what did you do? build a monument to cheetos in minecraft?[/QUOTE] he didn't DONATE a kidney. he sold his kidney so he could buy some obsolete apple products
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