Guy Steals Gas From A Cop Car And Posts It On Facebook..
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Another Thursday morning, and another story of idiocy played out on the public. The most public of stages, of course: Facebook.
It’s probably not a good idea to siphon gas from anyone’s car. Not only is it a crime, but it’s also just a crappy thing to do to somebody. But let’s say you’re going to steal some gas. In that case, it’s probably not a good idea to steal it from a police officer. Ok, I understand if you have to steal it from a cop. But if you do, I would strongly advise against putting a photo of the act on Facebook.
I’ll take a pause for your inevitable facepalm.
According to The Smoking Gun, 20-year-old Michael Baker is facing charges after he stole gas from a Jenkins, Kentucky police car. The evidence for the crime was found on his Facebook page. The official complaint reads as follows:
The above defendant unlawfully: Committed the offense of Theft by Unlawful Taking <$500 when he stole gas from a Jenkins City Police Cruiser with the intent to deprive them thereof valued at less than $500. Defendant posted a picture of the theft on Facebook.
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Next time fuck the police anonymously, Michael.
I bet he got jailed for life.
Stupidity levels above comprehendable amounts
The good news are that morons like him leave bigger chances for people like us later in life.
'come get me pigs ftp ftp'
'Mike, the police are here. they want to speak to you'
'aw shit'
lol
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;35634958]'come get me pigs ftp ftp'
'Mike, the police are here. they want to speak to you'
'aw shit'[/QUOTE]
How is ftp protocol related?
"But officer! I just meant File Transfer Protocol!"
EDIT: Damnit AceOfDivine!
[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;35635100]How is ftp protocol related?[/QUOTE]
I don't know why File Transfer Protocol Protocol is related. Though I think it stands for Fuck the Police.
Americans.....
[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;35635100]How is ftp protocol related?[/QUOTE]
what, you must be mistaken. this guy is obviously a huge fan of Foster The People
[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;35635100]How is ftp protocol related?[/QUOTE]
File transfer protocol protocol?
[QUOTE=tomatmann;35634894]I bet he got jailed for life.[/QUOTE]
he was hardly jailed for more than a day. he didn't actually take alot of gas,
[quote]“We was just standing there and thought it would be funny to take a picture and then post it on Facebook,” he said. “I mean, if we was going to steal gas, we wouldn’t put it nationwide on Facebook. We don’t steal anyway, but we’re sorry. I got a little bit of gas, I ain’t gonna lie, but not much. I couldn’t get much. I tried, but there wasn’t much in it.”[/quote]
I'm really trying not to have premade opinions of people but damn from the cap to the shoes everything just goes so well with the idiocy of him.
Come on people, it's 2012. We really don't need to censor middle fingers anymore.
[QUOTE=Snowmew;35635329]Come on people, it's 2012. We really don't need to censor middle fingers anymore.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Occlusion;35635172]File transfer protocol protocol?[/QUOTE]
ft protocol? Sounds retarded.
ftp is the shortened name of the protocol. Adding protocol to the end to indicate that it's a protocol makes sense.
[QUOTE=The Chef;35635634][img]http://i.cubeupload.com/kPMaO3.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
someday i want a middle finger made completely outta bacon
but it would also regenerate so not only could i flip people off in style but have something delicious at all times
[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;35635646]ft protocol? Sounds retarded.
ftp is the shortened name of the protocol. Adding protocol to the end to indicate that it's a protocol makes sense.[/QUOTE]
It's still a grammar error. You're not supposed to say "FTP protocol", much like you wouldn't say "CIA agency" or "BMW works" (assuming you use the English translation of BMW). Use "FTP" or "file transfer protocol", not some buttfucked combination of both (unless you are specifying a selection, like "Choose Protocol: FTP, HTTP, etc.")
[QUOTE=Snowmew;35635749]It's still a grammar error. You're not supposed to say "FTP protocol", much like you wouldn't say "CIA agency" or "BMW works" (assuming you use the English translation of BMW). Use "FTP" or "file transfer protocol", not some buttfucked combination of both (unless you are specifying a selection, like "Choose Protocol: FTP, HTTP, etc.")[/QUOTE]
What are you, some kinda grammar nerd?
Idiot of the Year?
[QUOTE=Snowmew;35635749]It's still a grammar error. You're not supposed to say "FTP protocol", much like you wouldn't say "CIA agency" or "BMW works" (assuming you use the English translation of BMW). Use "FTP" or "file transfer protocol", not some buttfucked combination of both (unless you are specifying a selection, like "Choose Protocol: FTP, HTTP, etc.")[/QUOTE]
Here's my favorite: ATM machine.
[QUOTE=Demache;35636650]Here's my favorite: ATM machine.[/QUOTE]
PIN Number
HIV Virus
This is taking Facebook addiction a tad far.
Very brave way to say "Fuck da police". I envy Mike.
[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;35635892]What are you, some kinda grammar nerd?[/QUOTE]
*kind of
Hey guys, let me take pictures of a crime in progress, that way the DA does not have to do any work and convict me without any issue.
that guy is a moron
glad he was busted. what if the officer had a dispatch and had to stop a crime from happening?
That's hilarious.
I thought it was in my town for a second, the patrol car in that picture is nearly identical to ours town's:
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