‘Soul Collector’ Accused Of Trying To Cut Off Man’s Toes
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[quote]FERGUS FALLS, Minn. (AP) – A man calling himself a “soul collector” and a “medicine man” is accused of trying to cut off his neighbor’s toes and scalp him in Fergus Falls.
Forty-two-year-old Timothy Eugene Peterson is charged with attempted murder and second-degree assault.
According to the complaint, Ivan “Skip” Mallas was working in his garage early Sunday when Peterson approached him and allegedly began chanting while first trying to cut off some of Mallas’ toes.
Mallas says Peterson then tried to slit his throat, scalp him and stab him in the chest while telling Mallas that he needed to “collect his soul.”
The Daily Journal reports that after Peterson left, Mallas fled to a neighbor’s house. Mallas was treated for wounds to his cheek, both hands and left foot.
Peterson remained in jail Wednesday.[/quote]
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He could at least have given him a toenail or something, the poor man looks like he's about to cry.
yes Minnesota getting more and more fucked up
2011 is going to be a fine year for us
He looks high
I think he meant to call himself Toe Collector, not Soul Collector.
Something strange is afoot.
They call him the souls collec[b]toe[/b]r.
No, no, no, he didn't call himself "[b]soul[/b] collector", he called himself a "[b]sole[/b] collector".
Big difference.
Needs photoshop thread now.
I bet you my toe that this guy will end up in jail.
Hopefully he won't be in jail for toe long.
His face looks photoshopped
these puns a toe funny. :haw:
A good medicine man never samples his own medicine. That's why his mugshot looks like that.
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Your soul is [b][i]MINE[/i][/b]!
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Soul collector my foot. He'd better pull the foot out of his mouth in court, otherwise he'll have to toe the line in prison.
I live 45 miles away from Fergus Falls :ohdear:
I bet his car got toed after he was arrested.
He's about to cry because he didn't collect enough souls. "I didn't collect enough souls, game over, game over man!"
You weren't there man! You weren't there!
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You are a disgrace to the Toe Cutter clan, Skip...
At first I was mildly giggling at the title, but afterwords when I read the article I had burst out laughing when I read the 'scalping' part
[editline]17th January 2011[/editline]
Also read the place as 'fetus falls'
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;27493390]At first I was mildly giggling at the title, but afterwords when I read the article I had burst out laughing when I read the 'scalping' part
[editline]17th January 2011[/editline]
Also read the place as 'fetus falls'[/QUOTE]
ahahahahahhahahaha
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hahaha
thats classic
fetus falls
Dear Minnesotians, dye your hair orange, he won't have any business with you then.
