• Stray Cats are Freeloaders
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So I was at my neighbor's house, watering their yard for them while they were away, and I left their back door open for like.. five minutes and when I come back, I'm about to go into the kitchen. And guess what's in there. A fucking huge ass stray cat. [IMG]http://thisbiochemicallife.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/75.JPG[/img] It looked like that one. Only, this was the BIGGEST mother fucking cat I've ever seen. I didn't want to go inside and risk getting fucking EATEN by the damn thing, so I stayed outside the door and was yelling at it so I could scare it out of the kitchen. It ran around the island and under the dining table for a while and then away it went somewhere. So I backed up, called my boyfriend, and was on the phone with him as I searched the house for the stupid mother fucker. He was NOWHERE to be found, so I figured, he's probably hiding somewhere. But nope. Checked all the little nooks and crannies. I even went so far as to bring my own dog (chihuahua) over to their house to see if anything set her off. (She's a watchdog and barks at anything she doesn't recognize) But nope. Nothing. So I'm hoping...PRAYING even that that cat managed to give me the slip and went back outside. Because God forbid my neighbors get back home and there's the fucking beast of all cats in their house destroying everything. I'm probably going to go back a little later to see if it's still in there. But fuck. I really do not like cats now. :( Anyways, any ideas what I should do to make sure it's not in there somewhere? I'd rather not have to explain why there's a fucking cat in their house when they get back.
got any pepper spray? that or call the pound.
I was thinking about calling Animal Control, but if the cat ISN'T in there, I don't want them to be all mad at me cuz I made them waste their time. :/
Awwwww... Let the poor kitty stay for a while. Pretty please :3:
:| If it was my house, I'd let it.
get some fish out and see if the cat combes to eat it then throw stuff at it
Are you a girl or a gay?
Might have not even been stray. Cats are notoriously fickle with their affections, and like to have several families to feed 'em. Hence why I'm a dog person.
The biggest mother fucking cat u ever saw? Hot damn sounds like it could sit on your dog and eat it
rape it
[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16036386]:| If it was my house, I'd let it.[/QUOTE] Ohhhh... Cat treats and a nice tone helps if its a sweet cat.
It's just a cat. [img]http://16.media.tumblr.com/hSV3SpYdyp6m5ri9pzTkyE1Xo1_500.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=The Slayer;16036398]Are you a girl or a gay?[/QUOTE] Girl. And I know for a fact that it's not their cat to feed. I house sit for them almost every weekend and they've never told me about/I've never seen a cat around.
Jesus christ, it's only a cat. What are you afraid of little mice too? It's not like a cat, if wild, is a serial killer like a stray dog.
bacteria are freeloaders they always try to multiply in me and shit
Awww, but it's a poor defenseless kitty. It's so cute too :D I would have let it stay.
Put on heavy leather gloves, grab it by the scruff of the neck, and put it outside. Done.
Buy some mace.
[QUOTE=Insanity;16036462]bacteria are freeloaders they always try to multiply in me and shit[/QUOTE] :v:Funny x1 (list)
[QUOTE=Insanity;16036462]bacteria are freeloaders they always try to multiply in me and shit[/QUOTE] Actually, E.Coli is absolutely vital for the life processes of human beings, we have a symbiotic relationship with it in our large intestines (We give it a place to live and food, it gives us Vitamin K, among other things.)
[QUOTE=Paravin;16036458]Jesus christ, it's only a cat. What are you afraid of little mice too? It's not like a cat, if wild, is a serial killer like a stray dog.[/QUOTE] I don't like cats. I never have. When I was 5, I was put into the hospital because of one. :| Those things tend to spring into action if they're scared, so I'd rather not fuck around with it. Also, mice are cute.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16036481]Actually, E.Coli is absolutely vital for the life processes of human beings, we have a symbiotic relationship with it in our large intestines (We give it a place to live and food, it gives us Vitamin K, among other things.)[/QUOTE] :downs:Dumb x1 (list)
[QUOTE=MC4craze;16036494]:downs:Dumb x1 (list)[/QUOTE] :smith: It's true...
[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16036484]I don't like cats. I never have. When I was 5, I was put into the hospital because of one. :| Those things tend to spring into action if they're scared, so I'd rather not fuck around with it. Also, mice are cute.[/QUOTE] Ah. Are you allergic or something?
[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16036484]I don't like cats. I never have. When I was 5, I was put into the hospital because of one. :| Those things tend to spring into action if they're scared, so I'd rather not fuck around with it. Also, mice are cute.[/QUOTE] You know who you are? You're Arthur Neville Chamberlain, and this cat is your Hitler. You really want to appease it?
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16036506]:smith: It's true...[/QUOTE] I know that. But you ruined the joke.
Apparently you haven't listened to Stray Cat Strut enough. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoG62Wi8twU[/media] [editline]09:46AM[/editline] Damn it.
[QUOTE=MC4craze;16036494]:downs:Dumb x1 (list)[/QUOTE] ... You can't be serious. Have you ever taken biology?
chihuahua watch dog... hahahahahahaahahahahah
[QUOTE=PromiscuousPancake;16036440]Girl. [/QUOTE] A/S/L? Pics please.
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