[quote] VISITORS to a tourist attraction in Berlin have been making off with an unusual memento - the 30cm long penis of a Lego giraffe.
The Lego phallus belongs to a six metre tall model that has stood outside the entrance to the Legoland Discovery Centre on Potsdamer Platz since 2007.
"It's a popular souvenir," a spokeswoman for the centre said. "It's been stolen four times now ..."
The penis is made out of 15,000 Lego bricks. It takes model workers about one week to restore the long-necked animal's manhood at a cost of €3000 euros ($4300), the spokeswoman said.
The centre is now erecting a metal construction to protect the giraffe's genitalia. [/quote]
Silly Germans.
What made this funny for me is that it's something that i'd do :v:
[url]http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25982388-23109,00.html[/url]
This is an environmental atrocity. Castrating lego giraffes for souvenirs. This must certainly be forcing the lego giraffes toward extinction.
Disgusting.
[b]The centre is now erecting a metal construction to protect the giraffe's genitalia.[/b]
Someone should inform PETA about this and see if they do anything. I mean, if killing virtual dogs is bad, why not castrating lego giraffes?
[QUOTE=Uber|nooB;16919419]Disgusting.[/QUOTE]
Aren't you German...
I think you might want to confess now and they might give you a light sentence.
I tried to find pictures but to no avail :I
Black market for lego dicks must be having a boom.
I got a hot giraffe dick I need to offload man you buyin
Why not just use superglue or plastic glue, plastic glue it down, if they want to steal the penis, they'd have to steal the entire thing.
in b4 another post a month later where the whole thing is stolen. I mean didnt some people steal a fucking pool from a house before?
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;16919683]Why not just use superglue or plastic glue, plastic glue it down, if they want to steal the penis, they'd have to steal the entire thing.[/QUOTE]
Any blunt object will make short work of a plastic penis.
I demand pics of the said lego giraffe genitalia.
[QUOTE=DrLuke;16919794]I demand pics of the said lego giraffe genitalia.[/QUOTE]
Agreed,
Pics or didn't happen
They censore games but they make phalluses in public places.
Why does a lego giraffe even have a penis?
Not that I'm against it
:q:
[QUOTE=Monkey pie;16919812]They censore games but they make phalluses in public places.[/QUOTE]
Things like "reality", "context", and "perspective" are a mystery to the Germans.
That said, you can't really blame them. Having had a significant negative impact on the course of human history two times already, they must feel pretty stupid, bro.
I find it amusing that people are paid to rebuild it
"So, what do you do for a living?"
"I make lego giraffe penises"
[QUOTE=ryandaniels;16919814]Why does a lego giraffe even have a penis?
Not that I'm against it
:q:[/QUOTE]
There is a [b]huge mistake[/b] in that news article:
German "Schwanz" can be interpreted as penis, but it also simply means tail.
I searched on Google for some evidence for this mistake:
[url]http://www.monstersandcritics.de/artikel/200828/article_91676.php/Dringend-erste-Hilfe-f%C3%BCr-LEGO-Giraffe-ben%C3%B6tigt[/url] This article says the tail was stolen (not one word about "penis", "phallus" etc.): The Legoland team is searching for children that rebuild it (who would invite children to build a penis) and win prizes like journeys
And there's evidence on Google images, too:
[url]http://www.reisenews-online.de/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/lego-giraffe.jpg[/url] No tail, no penis?
[url]http://i27.tinypic.com/ej5ukp.jpg[/url] I don't see a penis
[url]http://data71.sevenload.com/slcom/es/eb/ejsliic/dnzyrohjillc.jpg~/Lego-Giraffe.jpg[/url] Giraffe with tail, no penis?
So there you have it.
[QUOTE=xyx;16919949]There is a [b]huge mistake[/b] in that news article:
German "Schwanz" can be interpreted as penis, but it also simply means tail.[/QUOTE]
:saddowns:
dood im sorry ill give it bck later
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wait were dit go
I thought they glued those lego models together to prevent that.
Why was the penis there in the first place? Isn't this meant to be a child friendly place? Surely they don't care whether the animals have penis' or not!
[QUOTE=Random112358;16919980]Why was the penis there in the first place?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/75/198341510_691714a3e1.jpg[/img]
This is a giraffe.
As you can clearly see, it has a penis.
[QUOTE=Monkey pie;16919812]They censore games but they make phalluses in public places.[/QUOTE]
Nah, it's just that they go apeshit as soon as they see blood, but they have no problem with nudity at all. You see tits and such uncensored on RTL the whole time.
Here at the lego place in Florida (Disney world I think) They plastic glue everything together so that nobody steals anything.
15000 lego bricks for a 30 cm long penor? What is it a massive chode?
I mean, not even my penis has that many lego bricks. D:
[QUOTE=tonzofgunz;16920082]15000 lego bricks for a 30 cm long penor? What is it a massive chode?
I mean, not even my penis has that many lego bricks. D:[/QUOTE]
Must be made out of nothing but 1x1 bricks.
[QUOTE=J Paul;16920096]Must be made out of nothing but 1x1 bricks.[/QUOTE]
But... That wouldn't work :iiam:
they should've made a female version. Although they might steel her titties, they are easier to build, they come with more, and they are cheaper to boot.
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