• Is the bible an interesting story?
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I've heard from multiple atheists that it is a very good book as a story. Genesis got the most praise, next is Revelation. It SOUNDS cool, especially Revelation. should I pick it up?
No.
Ehh some of it gets really boring. You can TL;DR most of the Old testament and you only have to read the first and last gospels. Song of Solomon is good, both of the Solomon books are.
No.
You will not understand Revelation.
spoiler: jesus dies
Never, it's a horrible work of fiction.
Spoiler: Jesus dies.
I don't really like books with massive slaughtering, so for me, it's not a good book.
If you like reading over a thousand pages of babblings from a mushroom enthusiast, then by all means go ahead.
It can be kinda over-the-top. And really fucked up.
Dont listen to doriol (Now alde), he hates christians and wont listen to what other people have to say. yes, it's interesting, pick it up!
[QUOTE=Metaphysix;16883207]Never, it's a horrible work of fiction.[/QUOTE] Agree.
Go for the Qur’an. Same abrahamic imaginary friend, much shorter, with much better wording and storytelling.
I read it as a joke in front of my christian friend, he laughed too how I made fun of it. "god created the heaven and the earth, ow damn I can't wait for the movie, can you?" Bad joke yes, I know.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;16883222]Dont listen to doriol (Now alde), he hates christians and wont listen to what other people have to say.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure the not listening goes both ways with us. And no, I don't hate christians. I hate christian beliefs.
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I've read about a hundred pages, it's boring in many parts so... that's kinda why i didn't finish it.
I find that it is a good book for giving people morals (except the ones that are outdated and cause discrimination), but other than that not really. I haven't read it all, and I don't expect many other people to have, but for RE class I sometimes do some research by flicking through it and finding relevant quotes, and I do find it intriguing. Not too much with the stories though, because I either find them too long or just a story with a moral that we all already know.
Is it possible to buy just Genesis and Revelation separately?
no
Just read Anna Karenina or something.
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;16883258]And then ____ was born and his son was ____ and _____'s son was _____ and his son was ____ and then ____ was born and his son was ____ and _____'s son was _____ and his son was ____ and then ____ was born and his son was ____ and _____'s son was _____ and his son was ____and then ____ was born and his son was ____ and _____'s son was _____ and his son was ____and then ____ was born and his son was ____ and _____'s son was _____ and his son was ____and then ____ was born and his son was ____ and _____'s son was _____ and his son was ____and then ____ was born and his son was ____ and _____'s son was _____ and his son was ____and then ____ was born and his son was ____ and _____'s son was _____ and his son was ____. Repeat for about 10 pages and then put that in there every 50 pages and then you've got the jist.[/QUOTE] ^ ^ ^
[quote]I find that it is a good book for giving people morals (except the ones that are outdated and cause discrimination),[/quote] This is my problem with Christians. They say to live by the Bible, but when someone brings up a bad part of it, they say "OH WELL JUST IGNORE THAT IT'S OUTDATED."
The parts I liked were the Job one and the armageddon with the angels of doom.
[QUOTE=SilverHammer;16883309]^ ^ ^[/QUOTE] A GOD AGREED WITH ME HOLY FUCKING SHIT. My life is complete. :worship:
New Testament is more realistic... but still its like X-men movie.
[QUOTE=Major Helper;16883323]The parts I liked were the Job one and the armageddon with the angels of doom.[/QUOTE] ^^^^^^^ Reason why I want Revelation.
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;16883337]A GOD AGREED WITH ME HOLY FUCKING SHIT. My life is complete. :worship:[/QUOTE]You're a virgin.
Getting a bible isn't exactly hard. Why do you need to ask a forum about it?
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