Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants - Polidicks

[URL="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/04/25/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/100876844/"]https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/04/25/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/100876844/[/URL] [QUOTE]Three Islamic State militants setting up an ambush in a bitterly contested area of northern Iraq were killed by a herd of stampeding boars, local leaders say. Sheikh Anwar al-Assi, a chief of the local Ubaid tribe and supervisor of anti-ISIS forces, told The Times of London the militants were hiding on the edge of a field about 50 miles southwest of Kirkuk when the boars overwhelmed them Sunday. Five other militants were injured, al-Assi said. He said the group was poised to attack a band of local tribesmen who had fled to nearby mountains since militants seized the town of Hawija three years ago. “It is likely their movement disturbed a herd of wild pigs, which inhabit the area as well as the nearby cornfields,” he said.[/QUOTE]

CIA training of wild boars in the middle east when?

Death by wild bacon, how poetic from a Muslim extremist point of view

[QUOTE=FalcoLombardi;52150353]Death by wild bacon, how poetic from a Muslim extremist point of view[/QUOTE] A death as dishonourable as that would probably land them straight in Jahannam.

[QUOTE=Levelog;52150242]CIA training of wild boars in the middle east when?[/QUOTE] What are you talking about? This is the result.

Wild boars are something you do not fuck with. Even if you put buckshot in them from a 12 gauge, they'll still come at you screaming bloody murder and try to pin you.

You can't make this shit up

Really kinda feels like the Earth herself screaming furiously: "This is what I can do to ISIS, you other right-wing, Abrahamic warmongers better knock it the fuck off as well, or else."

[QUOTE=staticman;52150517]Really kinda feels like the Earth herself screaming furiously: "This is what I can do to ISIS, you other right-wing, Abrahamic warmongers better knock it the fuck off as well, or else."[/QUOTE] If a few boars is all the earth can muster then she isn't going to convince anyone.

Perhaps they go back to a lower level zone for now.

Heroic swine the lot of them.

[QUOTE=fulgrim;52150563]Perhaps they go back to a lower level zone for now.[/QUOTE] tfw when you're looking for pvp and forget there's still pve

[QUOTE=Levelog;52150242]CIA training of wild boars in the middle east when?[/QUOTE] In 20 years we'll have to fight them when they turn on us.

You people talk shit, but boars are pretty fucking nasty. They're a endemic pest here in Japan and because they have no natural predators their numbers are out of control devastating the local ecosystem, to dig up grub worms they'll tear up large swaths of grass which in turn destroys grazing areas for livestock and occasionally attack and sometimes kill locals. Here's a 50kg female we trapped and shot the other day near Daito. [t]http://i.imgur.com/8VPUdmG.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Zenreon117;52150535]If a few boars is all the earth can muster then she isn't going to convince anyone.[/QUOTE] The reason I took such a stern and serious tone regarding ~just a few boars~ is: [QUOTE=Ta16;52151204]You people talk shit, but boars are pretty fucking nasty. They're a endemic pest here in Japan and because they have no natural predators their numbers are out of control devastating the local ecosystem, to dig up grub worms they'll tear up large swaths of grass which in turn destroys grazing areas for livestock and occasionally attack and sometimes kill locals. Here's a 50kg female we trapped and shot the other day near Daito. [t]http://i.imgur.com/8VPUdmG.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Shit like this.

[QUOTE=staticman;52151335]The reason I took such a stern and serious tone regarding ~just a few boars~ is: Shit like this.[/QUOTE] So there will be a boar uprising?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SzDAS7d.png[/IMG] this author name is a bit coincidental :thinking:

he is one of them

The article almost describes the boars as an army. This is too funny. On a side note, why is this in polidicks? I don't think IS militants getting killed is politically controversial.

[QUOTE=FalcoLombardi;52150353]Death by wild bacon, how poetic from a Muslim extremist point of view[/QUOTE] I heard somewhere that the joke going around mocking muslims back in the day was that muslims don't eat bacon or drink alcohol because Muhammed died by getting drunk and then eaten by a pig.

[QUOTE=UnknownDude;52152705]The article almost describes the boars as an army. This is too funny. On a side note, why is this in polidicks? I don't think IS militants getting killed is politically controversial.[/QUOTE] But IS militants getting killed sure is reason for a few chuckles.

Things I learned today on facepunch: wild hogs are literally worse than ISIS.

the boar wars are back

[QUOTE=Wii60;52151982][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SzDAS7d.png[/IMG] this author name is a bit coincidental :thinking:[/QUOTE] "[i]You are John Bacon, US Marine...[/i]" Also why is this in politics?