I'm never staying home "sick" when my dad is home, again. - General

So anyways, I didn't really feel like going to school today so I faked sick the other night and thought I'd catch up on some Z's today. I slept in until around 9:30AM and I got up, walked out of my room and I see my dad on the computer with the chair turned and his legs totally spread out. I look a bit closer and notice his hands down his pants a bit, and when he see's me, he whips up his pants in a second and quickly says "Holy shit, you scared me." The image was burned into my eyes. His facial expression, hands down his pants, ew. I start heading to the bathroom and try's to quickly start a conversation by saying "Why are you home today?" and I reply with "I'm sick." Ahaha, I find it funny how he thinks I'm not smart enough to know what he was doing, after all, I've known this since I was a kid, walking up to him spanking his meat to some Tiava (porn site, shitty videos that last like 8 seconds) and asking "Daddy, why are you on those bad sites?" with him replying "Oh, they're just popups, son." HAH. Yah, okay then. [b]tl;dr:[/b] Too fucking bad, either you read that medium length juicy story, or you don't know what happened. [b]Rate me boxes, pl0x.[/b] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("School thread/unfair parents" - Dragon))[/highlight]

You get off school to catch up on sleep and you still wake up at 9:30AM??

tl;dr: Kid that does not want an education got spanked by his dad.

Hahahahah, your parents are still together

What have we learnt? Don't walk in on your dad.

Your mom not around enough or what?

Well i must say you must be mentally scarred for life, i know i would do, it would be awkward to talk to my dad if he i caught him in the act. D:

'oh hey guys I discovered my dad is a human and also masturbates' Want to hear a scary fact? Nearly everyone masturbates.

[QUOTE=Tovleman;18453694]tl;dr: Kid that does not want an education got spanked by his dad.[/QUOTE] where the hell did you get that from?

I normally wake up at 6:30, so yes. I did catch up on some sleep. @TinCan: Yeah, they are.. and the worst part of it (which i forgot to mention) is how my mom was downstairs with some lady talking about her job. @Tentacle: I didn't really walk in on him, I can see the computer right when I open my bedroom door.

Good, maybe that will teach you to go to school instead of skiving off and cutting into your dad's alone time.

War_Man, No shit eh? But it's kind of weird catching your dad in the act. You must have a REALLY CLOSE relationship with your parents if you don't find it weird.

I once caught my parents having sex. Ever since I make a lot of noise when going to their room so I don't have to see that again :eng101:

[QUOTE=iJeax;18453665][b]Rate me boxes, pl0x.[/b][/QUOTE] This should be bannable.

[QUOTE=jota de;18453980]I once caught my parents having sex. Ever since I make a lot of noise when going to their room so I don't have to see that again :eng101:[/QUOTE] Haha, I usually do that too. But I didn't really expect to see my dad doing that so early in the morning, and I just woke up.. So I wasn't even thinking.

Fuckin snip

Ironically, I'm downloading L4D2 right now.

poor you

[QUOTE=jota de;18453980]I once caught my parents having sex. Ever since I make a lot of noise when going to their room so I don't have to see that again :eng101:[/QUOTE] I've never walked in on my parents doing that but I did hear them at it one time. Their bedroom is right near the kitchen so I was walking on in there to get some water and.. Well I heard things that were pretty disturbing. Got my water, ran back to my room, blasted music. Sex is natural, sure, but it's weird as hell when your parents do it.

you should have asked him if you can join in :q:

go to schl, it mkz u smrat liek me. [img]http://images.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/avatars/Swiss_Retard/Swiss_Retard-1217463785.jpg[/img]

Seeing your parents fucking is a lot worse :ohdear:

[QUOTE=Ninx;18453693]You get off school to catch up on sleep and you still wake up at 9:30AM??[/QUOTE] That would've been 4 hours of extra sleep for me back when I was in school. And I'm sorry to hear about your predicament, OP, but at least you didn't see meat.

did ur dad cum on ur face? if i was ur dad i would have

[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;18454139]Seeing your parents fucking is a lot worse :ohdear:[/QUOTE] I'd join in :q:

Haha, that must suck.

[QUOTE=Bapebape|!bape;18454165]did ur dad cum on ur face? if i was ur dad i would have[/QUOTE] Have a funny.

Your dads a banker and he banks all day Say it sucka fast sucka.

I expected something different Very; very different

[QUOTE=iJeax;18454081]Ironically, I'm downloading L4D2 right now.[/QUOTE] not irony