[QUOTE]The Official Monster Raving Loony Party, contesting the 2010 General Election as the Monster Raving Loony William Hill Party,[1] is a registered political party[2] established in the United Kingdom in 1963 by musician and politician David Sutch, better known as Screaming Lord Sutch (1940–1999).[/QUOTE]
You can find their policies here:[url]http://loonyparty.com.nyud.net/index.php?page=manifestoproposals-1[/url]
my Favorite
[QUOTE]Good Heroes
Make it illegal for super heroes to use their powers for evil.[/QUOTE]
Wow. Site is slow as shit.
R.I.P. Screaming Lord Sutch :frown:
I saw this guy [img]http://www.omrlp.com/uploads/images/hope1.jpg[/img] on TV during the elections.
Holy shit this thread has so much content garry needs to update his server's ram!
[QUOTE]Needles
Due to the increasing number of children afraid of needles, I propose the destruction of the tedious, scary and often painful process of school vaccinations.
Instead, I propose that highly trained nurses should be given free reign on the playground with specially modified tranquillizer rifles which apply vaccinations as well as a tranquillizer. This would have two main benefits: It would be less scary for the children as they will not know what hit them, also it will be more fun for the nurses[/QUOTE]
Genius!!!!
[quote]Prescott Day
Since we have Guy Fawkes day because Fawkes ATTEMPTED to destroy Parliament (Penny for the Guy, mate!) and we burn effigies of Fawkes, should we not have a John Prescott day for SUCCEEDING in destroying Parliament, well credibility at least (Penny for the John, mate!) and we could throw John on the bonfire.[/quote]
Simply amazing....
If could i'd vote for them.
I think they did actually get a seat once
If they were on my ballot for the local elections I would've voted for them.
[quote]Iraq.
Polcy on Iraq: Since Iraq needs to have a proper infrastructure before they can run their own country, I propose we send our traffic wardens out to Iraq to give tickets to American Jeeps and Tanks illegally parked thereby raising much needed revenue for the Iraq government (and giving us a much needed break!)[/quote]
Our country needs a party like this
[QUOTE]Wheelie Bins:
The idea of weight monitoring chips in wheelie bins should be scrapped, instead the wheels should be removed, this would mean that if people generated too much waist they could not put their non-wheelie bin out for collection. It would also help prevent them being chucked into canals.[/QUOTE]
Fucking genius.
[QUOTE]
GCSE Lottery
It is proposed that, before the beginning of exams, the exam board will select a certain obscure phrase which will be kept secret. If any pupil inadvertently writes this phrase in any exam,he/she will automaticaly receive straight A* grades, and a free teddy.
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[B]YES YES YES YES YES[/B]
FYI: More concise info at [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Monster_Raving_Loony_Party[/url]
Also, a summary of their manifesto:
[quote]Campaign in the 2010 General Election for the election of the statue of Queen Vic in EastEnders to be elected as Queen replacing Queen Elizabeth the Second.
Refusing to sign up to the euro, but inviting the rest of Europe to join the £ pound
Drivers can go straight over a roundabout when there's no traffic coming "to make driving through Milton Keynes more fun"
Traffic cops "too stupid" for normal police work to be retrained as vicars
Withdrawal of MPs' £118,000 expenses allowance, and the money "in future be distributed to the poor and needy so that they can waste it instead"
Any MP whose constituency sells off a school playing field for development will be required to relinquish their own back garden as a replacement sports facility for the school
All motorways to become massive cycle tracks instead
All speed cameras will be abolished and replaced by a new device fitted to cars which will automatically slow down to the speed limit when driven though an infra-red beam
The introduction of a 99p coin to "save on change"
Banning semi-colons; no-one knows how to use them
Banning vaccinations, to be replaced by nurses with shot guns to hide around playgrounds[/quote]
[QUOTE]A Hanging Offence
It is proposed to systematicly destroy all wire coat hangers.
Shirts slip off them. People hang them on doorhandles. They bend when you hang jeans on them. The flick off rails. They join together in pairs. The gaggle in dodgy, tinny, wiry orgies, tingling nastily. They have a static sneer. Have you ever actually seen anybody buy them? Who even sells them? Do they just appear in your wardrobes? They seem to have a near endless domestic omnipresence.
Not only a waste of wire, but a waste of time. How often have you had to rehang things on them? Or perhaps Reiron shirts after being bent ruthlessly shapelss thereon? Then they spin of the rail and onto the floor. You kick them and then get wrapped around your foot, or sibling. And then if you can find a bin that will fit such a stupidly angular object, the sadistic little sharp corner on the hook rips the bag and there it is again, escaped. What a malicious little sod.
Let's face it; The only use for metal coat hangers is to unravel them and make them into something else.
Therefore, it is proposed that all wire coathangers should be systematically hung, drawn and unravelled, under the 1936 Public Order Act.[/QUOTE]
My new favourite party.
Funny shit.
Alot of their policies on politicians are actually really good.
Like giving a yes or no answer to questions.
[QUOTE]Scary Terrorists
Ban all terrorists from having beards as they look scary.[/QUOTE]
Good idea
Their policies are sound
That 99p policy is brilliant.
[QUOTE=1-800dialaki;21810938]I saw this guy [img]http://www.omrlp.com/uploads/images/hope1.jpg[/img] on TV during the elections.[/QUOTE]
I saw him too. I loved his theres all of the serious candidates, then a random guy in the background in a cowboy suit :3
They'd get my X.
Virginity?
These guys are amusing. Shame they almost completely collapsed when Screaming Lord Sutch died and a few of their major members went off to join the BNP.
Ironically Lord Sutch, who you would assume would be one of the happiest and looniest ravers, hung himself
I want a 99p coin
:colbert:
Sutch was the first one to suggest votes for 18 year olds and 24 hour drinking, both of which were then passed by other parties.
[QUOTE=cheesedelux;21821794]These guys are amusing. Shame they almost completely collapsed when Screaming Lord Sutch died and a few of their major members went off to join the [b]BNP.[/b][/QUOTE]
I can imagine the Ex-Looneys going 'I want those immigrants to be dressed up as clowns on friday'
[QUOTE=Jiro-uk-;21819546]That 99p policy is brilliant.[/QUOTE]
The 99p coin policy is fucking brilliant, exactly what we need.
This is crazy.
[img]http://www.loonyparty.com/uploads/images/Chinners/Alan&David.jpg[/img]
"Please get me away from this peasant."
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