• LA Porn Studio Begins Construction On ‘Post-Apocalyptic’ Underground Bunker
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[img]http://cbsla.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/ti5th.jpg[/img] [quote=CBS] LOS ANGELES (CBS) — A San Fernando Valley adult entertainment studio began construction this month on what it calls a “post-apocalyptic” underground bunker in anticipation of a global catastrophe rumored to take place in late 2012. A spokesman for Van Nuys-based Pink Visual said the bunker will be “far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave” with amenities such as multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and a sophisticated content production studio. “Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury,” said Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, “whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.” The studio’s website will also be maintained and updated throughout any potential disaster “even if those websites are only available on the bunker’s self-contained local network by that time,” Boyer added. He declined to give the exact location of the bunker over “security concerns”. The studio is currently working out details on the selection criteria for all non-Pink Visual personnel who they will allow to take refuge in the bunker, but Boyer said it will “likely include both merit-based and random selections, with Pink Visual performers, active site members and Twitter followers getting priority over the general public.” Although no set number was provided, LA Weekly reported anywhere from 1,200 to 1,500 people will be allowed into the bunker by its planned completion date of September 2012. So if you want to ride out the apocalypse in decadence and luxury, follow Pink Visual on Twitter for more details.[/quote] [url]http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/09/14/la-porn-studio-begins-construction-on-post-apocalyptic-underground-bunker/[/url] TO THE PORNCAVE!
Nananananananananananananananana FAPMAN!
In the grim dark future there is only....porn?
[QUOTE=GunFox;32304054]In the grim dark future there is only....porn?[/QUOTE] Gotta pass the time somehow.
Suddenly the end of the world became much better. Sign me up!
If James Bond were a supervillain ...
Vault 69
Emergency Pole? !
[img]http://i.imgur.com/7x8oT.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Smoot;32304093]Emergency Pole? ![/QUOTE] incase others get overused. you know.
Wow.. really? Imagine if just a single " citizen " had HIV.
this is one hilarious thread.
200 years int he future we come across the bunker again while building a wal-mart and find the skeletons of 20 people and a mound of condoms.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/7x8oT.png[/img]
[QUOTE=ItWasNiceToKnow;32304191]Wow.. really? Imagine if just a single " citizen " had HIV.[/QUOTE] The porn industry isn't as disease-ridden as most people think. Most if not all porn stars are forced to retire if they get some of the more devastating diseases like HIV and Syphilis. Still, it's nice that we can all rest easy knowing that porn stars will exist even after the apocalypse.
Love how the upper left corner states "Sexagon module"
[QUOTE]active site members and Twitter followers getting priority over the general public.[/QUOTE] Follow @VaultTec on Twitter! (else we won't let you in)
Porn....porn never changes
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I lol'd when I read that there is a casting couch. is the guy just going to videotape himself banging a mutant then tell it that he'll call in a week? "It was just an audition"
Can you take role as The Lone Wanker?
"This Ain't Fallout: An XXX Parody"
I'm gonna be the apocalypse for your VAGINA. :smug:
[QUOTE=GunFox;32304054]In the grim dark future there is only....porn?[/QUOTE] Slaanesh would be so goddamned happy.
[QUOTE=GunFox;32304054]In the grim dark future there is only....porn?[/QUOTE] Porn industry will live as long as humans does. Well, not if everyone got their share of actual pussy every day. But that's highly unlikely.
lol twitter followers get higher priority ahahaha
Does that mean Twitter followers have a high chance of getting actual pussy? If so, point me towards the twitter profile!
[QUOTE=Vedicardi;32312115]lol twitter followers get higher priority ahahaha[/QUOTE] BRB Following on Twitter
One STD and the entire bunker is [B]fucked[/B]! ...see what I did there?
What the hell?
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