If you could, would you suck your own dick?

[Corky]

I was watching a show called "Metalocalypse" awhile back. And a joke that kept showing up during an episodes was that the main characters wanted to learn yoga so they could lean far enough to suck their own dicks.
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[Valdor]

No.

[editline]04:40PM[/editline]

Sounds like fast threads to me.

[hl2poo]

If I had the chance to do anything, I would.

Except fucking a guy or something.

[camper182 V2]

no what the fuck man i never wash my cock

[phlexiglass]

Yeah.

Gaybows inbound, TAKE COVER!!!

[Biggins]

Needs more POLL

[Corky]

[QUOTE=Valdor;21681293]Sounds like fast threads to me.[/QUOTE]

Oh shit, not again.

[CommieTurtle]

[QUOTE=Corky;21681289]"Metalocalypse"[/QUOTE]

Fixed.

Also, probably not.

[Willie Nelson]

lrn2fastthreadspolloptionplz

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[Corky]

Thanks turtle.

[meppers]

I'd do it just to try it

[BlockJuice]

Autofellatio much?

[Tugger]

No way
I don't know where my dick has been.

[john_frohman]

I'd probably suck a little to know how it's like to be receiving a blowjob.
No homo.

[Zeke129]

I can.

And I don't.

[Stupideye]

No thats fucked up.

[TheMourge]

It's not gay. It's masturbation. You give yourself handjobs, why not blowjobs?

[meppers]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;21681476]I can.

And I don't.[/QUOTE]

If you don't then how do you know you can?

[Protocol7]

Once or twice. I can't imagine it'd be comfortable though.

My hand probably does a better job.

[MRTW113]

If your forehead can touch your thigh...

[Swim]

I can, I have, I will again

[sp]My cum is yummy :3[/sp]

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[ramblingoxen]

i prop my tailbone up against the wall and finger myself while i do it

[Sparkwire]

I already can :mmmsmug:
also for those who say its homo, when you fap, you are touching a dick. theres no difference.

[Abstrakt]

I once stumbled upon a porn video of a man who put his own dick into his ass, and preceded to fuck himself.

[TheMourge]

[QUOTE=Abstrakt;21681572]I once stumbled upon a porn video of a man who put his own dick into his ass, and preceded to fuck himself. He came.[/QUOTE]

How the fuck?

[Lick]

Yeah, probably.

[wizlord]

i can get my lips down real far cause i am fucking HUGE MAN and flexible

not that tried tho

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=meppers;21681523]If you don't then how do you know you can?[/QUOTE]

I can get my head between my legs so it's a safe assumption.

[Howlthrug]

No, not interested.