Holy shit bros these breaded mozzarella cheese are the motherfucking bomb. I buy them all the time. They go especially good with spaghetti sauce and hot sauce and shit. Dip your stick in the sauce, shove it in your mouth, then cum as the hot melted cheese covered in the delicious unhealthy bread slides down your gullet and into your stomach acids as it dissolves and eventually goes through your system and you poop it out but the poop is so fucking good because it's fucking jesus you're shitting out your ass
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So motherfucking good. The only thing some people don't like about them is you can fucking choke on them. You bite down on half of it, swallow it, then realize a long motherfucking string of cheese is attached to the other half and you nearly choke on it. Good fuckin' times.
Want to make your own breaded orgasms? Well, Google gave me a fuckload of recipes. I'm too lazy and afraid I'll burn down the block if I decide to make some, so I always buy frozen ones but they're still so fucking good yo.
So yo here's some recipes and shit, dog.
[quote]
1 lb. Mozzarella
3 eggs
1 c. seasoned bread crumbs
Light vegetable oil
Cut cheese into 2 inch long, 1/2 inch wide sticks. Dip cheese into beaten eggs and then into bread crumbs two times. Freeze for about 10 minutes (can be overnight). Fry until golden brown (about 2 minutes on each side).[/quote]
[quote]1/2 loaf unsliced white bread, frozen
1/4 c. butter
1/2 c. flour
1 1/4 c. milk, heated
1 1/4 c. shredded Mozzarella cheese
1 1/2 tbsp. horseradish
1 cube beef bouillon
Oil, for deep frying
Cut frozen bread into 24 thin slices. Melt butter in medium saucepan over medium high heat. Add flour and whisk until smooth. Slowly stir in milk. Add cheese, horseradish, and 1 bouillon cube. Blend well.
Reduce heat to low and cook for 10 minutes. Remove from heat and cool. Heat oil to 350 degrees. Spread mixture evenly over bread slices. Roll slices up lengthwise. Fry in batches until golden brown on all sides. Drain on paper towels. Serve hot. Yields 2 dozen.[/quote]
[quote]1 lb. string cheese
1 can seasoned bread crumbs
1 egg, beaten
Flour
Dip sticks of cheese in egg, then in flour, then back in egg, then roll in bread crumbs.
Deep fry in oil until golden brown. Serve with red gravy.[/quote]
Or you can be fucking badass and dip some fucking sticks of cheese into a deep frier and fucking eat them like a boss.
So next time you want to eat something, remember motherfucking mozzarella sticks because they're fucking gold.
Cheese-curds are better, especially the ones at the Minnesota and Wisconsin state fairs.
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Rate disagree all you want, but if you rate dumb you're just a hater.
God fucking damnit now I'm hungry [b]AGAIN[/b].
I ate some horrible mozzarella sticks, and have been afraid of wasting money on them since.
Ignoring the whole gangsta attitude. The Pics look tasty.
Maybe I'll try them sometime. Subscribing for easy reference in the future.
[QUOTE=darkavenger;24071758]Cheese-curds are better.
[img]http://moblog.net/media/b/o/b/bobisdead/battered-and-deep-fried-cheese-curds.jpgp[/img][/QUOTE]
Fuck your curds, these sticks are the motherfuckin [b]JESUS[/b] of all food
[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;24071788]Fuck your curds, these sticks are the motherfuckin [b]JESUS[/b] of all food[/QUOTE]
Righteous.
Dude mozzarella sticks are fucking amazing. I have them with ranch. I can go through 60 a week. (Always hungry and high metabolism, basically I'm not fat)
fucken agreed.
McDonalds sell them in their themed summer menus usually, I always buy them.
[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;24071788]Fuck your curds, these sticks are the motherfuckin [B]JESUS[/B] of all food[/QUOTE]
Actually I like your Gangsta attitude or whatever it is.
I came.
[QUOTE=Zedo Mann;24071836]Actually I like your Gangsta attitude or whatever it is.[/QUOTE]
fuck yo shit i aint needin no approval
peace out yo, let mozzarella stick jesus be with you
Hey, don't hate on the cheese-curds, they are the best deep-fried dairy product available.
I don't really like these since they lack meat :|
[QUOTE=darkavenger;24071861]Hey, don't hate on the cheese-curds, they are the best deep-fried dairy product available.[/QUOTE]
Cheese curds look like shit
Mozzarella sticks looks like deep fried yellow poop
way fuckin better
Described like that neither sound very appetizing...
I always get a side of mozzarella sticks whenever I go out to eat.
I know what I'm cooking tomorrow.
[QUOTE=darkavenger;24071945]Described like that neither sound very appetizing...[/QUOTE]
deep fried poop sounds better than regular poop
If I'm bored, I'll consider making some. They don't exactly sell those over in the store here.
I wish the winner rating was still here, OP would have at least 50 by now.
[QUOTE=sonicrjk;24072090]I wish the winner rating was still here, OP would have at least 50 by now.[/QUOTE]
the real winners here are the mo sticks
Has anyone ever tried garlic knots? I think they're just as great as mozzarella sticks appetizer wise and both go great with dipping sauce.
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God dammit I'm hungry now.
I came.
I saw.
I came.
I went to tgi fridays a while back. Ordered some Mozzarela sticks. Fucking delicious.
Mozzarella makes anything better.
Seriously, ANYTHING- I've even had mozzarella-covered icecream and it was great.
[QUOTE=magepro99;24071889]I don't really like these since they lack meat :|[/QUOTE]
Unless meat is the only item on your food pyramid, I don't see that as a problem.
[QUOTE=darkavenger;24071758]Cheese-curds are better, especially the ones at the Minnesota and Wisconsin state fairs.][/QUOTE]
Cheese-curds are good, but mozzarella sticks?
Fucking amazing.
Just got back from dinner. Now I want to go out again and get some.
Goddamnit why can't I cook I'm hungry now.
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