US Facepunch Camping Trip FO REALZ. This time it doesn't suck balls.
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So yeah basically we all get together and act as socially awkward and irresponsible as usual, except this time we're with other people so it's even worse.
[b]Rules[/b]
- Bring guns, only pussies need to bring food. If you get killed then fuck you, you're weak and we will feast upon your corpse.
- No age limit for girls. If she's old enough to walk, she's old enough to like the...camping.
- Guys must be over 18, anyone younger is annoying.
- Elitism is highly encouraged, and it is my hope that this rule will synergize nicely with the first rule.
- Bring booze and weed. Anyone without those two items will be shot and/or used as bait.
- Fuck the popo, we party hard.
[b]Frequently Asked Questions[/b]
Q: Can I bring my girlfriend?
A: Only if she's flexible and comfortable being airtight on a nightly basis.
Q: Can I take some friends with me?
A: Yes, but if we like them more than you we're making you go fishing using only your bare hands. Nude. Also we'll probably leave you behind.
Q: Who would host the meetup?
A: That will be decided once we get there by bareknuckle brawls, pussy eating contests, and guns.
Q: I'm a girl, what if a creepy forever alone guy won't leave me alone?
A: [img_thumb]http://omgif.gosedesign.net/wp-content/deal-with-it.gif[/img_thumb]
Q: Will supplies and tents be provided, or will I have to bring my own?
A: Fuck tents, real men sleep on the ground. You may bring a rock if you want.
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Im coming
Faggot
your boxes, they fill me with power
terrible title, how is anyone supposed to take this seriously
[editline]23rd April 2011[/editline]
oh yea and thread too
Sounds manly!
Just kidding, sounds retarded.
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