I love to cook, it's quite fun to, in spare time, experiment with food and see what tastes good.
Anyhow, let's get right to the skinny. How to make a fantastic breakfast omelette.
You start by making two normal egg and cheese omelettes.
* 4 large eggs
* 1/2 teaspoon water
* Salt and freshly milled black pepper
* 1/3 - 1/2 cup cheese,grated
* 1 1/2 tablespoons clarified butter (or oil)
Mix together all ingredients except the butter. Put the butter in a skillet (or crepe pan if you are so lucky) heated to medium. Lifting away from heat, swirl butter around. Return to heat and add the egg mixture.
Working with a small spatula run around the edges of the egg as it cooks. Pull eggs back, tip the skillet slightly and allow uncooked egg to run under the cooked edge. Continue to do this until the egg in the center is just a little moist,then sprinkle the grated cheese on one side. Roll the omelet in half and turn it onto a plate.
After those are done, you need to fry a few strips of pepperjack bacon and layer the first omelette ontop with it- then, the other omelette. Then, you need to chop up one fourth of a bell pepper into 1/4 inch chunks and dunk them in soy sauce or wiskershire sauce. (If you have neither, they're also good plain.) Dump them on the first of the omelettes. Then, take a fourth or so of a potato and cut it up into roughly 1/4 inch chunks (again), and put those onto the first omelette.
Finally, fit the other omelette over the one baring the potato and bell pepper chunks (+ bacon carpet), pierce them around the edges with toothpicks, and give them a quick nuke to melt them together- remove toothpicks, enjoy the most amazing breakfest omelette you'll ever feast upon.
go to a restaurant
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You won't find anything this good at a restaurant.
[QUOTE=FuzzyEchidna;17076965]You won't find anything this good at a restaurant.[/QUOTE]
We won't find omelettes at a restaurant?
Yes- but you won't find any prepared like this.
werent you gold?
[QUOTE=FuzzyEchidna;17077002]Yes- but you won't find any prepared like this.[/QUOTE]
With eggs?
Okay. Best thing ever.
Eggmcawesome Fuckwit Sandwich
Take two motherfucking eggs, two, put 'em in a bowl and mix the FUCK out of them, add some fucking tabasco sauce you stupid fuck, whip it around some more so that it's just even yolk and white god damn. Grab some delicious fuckhead ham and rip that shit up in there, GO START SOME FUCKING TOAST YOU DUMBASS, now cook that fuck on the frying pan with some god damned browned butter, when that fuck is fully cooked, THROW SOME FUCKING SHREDDED CHEDDAR ON THAT BITCH AND LET THAT MELT IN THE PAN, the eggs are now very fried with GOD DAMNED FUCKING CHEESE, now fold that assfuckshit in half, put it on the god damned toast and cut into triangles because FUCKING TRIANGLE SANDWICHES ARE THE GOD DAMN BOMB
note: your heart may stop
Bacon.
mmm
I thought the point of a restaruant is someone prepares it for you...
Anyway since when did omelettes need recipes?
PIZZA RECIPE
Phone Book
Phone
Currency
On a table, open phone book to yellow pages and find "pizza". Locate a number, and close phone book. Pick up phone, dialing number sequentially. Place order, ask for delivery. In 25-40 minutes, pay pizza delivery man.
Serves 1
I want a doughnut to get me to sleep now.
COOKIE RECIPE
1. Sit on couch.
2. Yell, "MAKE ME SOME COOKEHS MOM"
3. Wait.
4. Eat, then say, "These taste bad, make some more differently."
5. You get different variations cookies each time!
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Need I say more?
[QUOTE=Zeke129;17077051]PIZZA RECIPE
Phone Book
Phone
Currency
On a table, open phone book to yellow pages and find "pizza". Locate a number, and close phone book. Pick up phone, dialing number sequentially. Place order, ask for delivery. In 25-40 minutes, pay pizza delivery man.
Serves 1[/QUOTE]
Get around 200g fine white flour, 2g of yeast and a generous spoon of olive oil, add water and mix until a doughy consistency and leave to rise.
Meanwhile fry 2 cloves of crushed garlic in olive oil, until it begins to turn golden, at this point add freshly chopped and peeled tomatoes with a dash of purée or simply tinned tomatoes (3 tomatoes or around 100g should be plenty, you may have some left), turn down the heat and leave to simmer.
On a table coated lightly with flower roll out the dough into a round base, using hands so as to not press out too much air. Stick them in an oven and set it to 200C, and return to the sauce. Add some fineley chopped or dried basil, and mix in thoroughly.
After 5 minutes remove the base from the oven, applying the sauce, diced mozzerella and other desired ingredients. Add a sprinkling of oregano and return to oven until cheese has melted and the crust is turning golden brown.
Carefully remove the pizza, feed to dog.
Go to a restaraunt.
[QUOTE=AxisofIdiocy;17077017]werent you gold?[/QUOTE]
No
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Oh, its cookies!
Sorry it just felt necessary.
[QUOTE=FuzzyEchidna;17076965]You won't find anything this good at a restaurant.[/QUOTE]
I highly fucking beg to differ. Everything is friken delicious at a restaurant. Well not everything but still.
I really don't mean to be a backseat mod or anything, that's Vents job. But this would've been better suited for the Fast Threads section.
But anyway, I do know of an amazing quiche recipe that I'll have to get from my old High School French teacher. Poor loner, he's 30 and still lives with his mom lol. We drink together sometimes.
OP's recipe needs milk.
Fuck your shit, I'll actually contribute.
Nova's Chocolate French Toast
2x WHITE EGGS
(???) CHOCOLATE MILK - I've never actually measured this, but I'd think it would be somewhere around 50 mL? By the way you can make the chocolate milk or buy it in a carton.
(???) CINNAMON - I've never measured this either, but a sprinkle should do.
2 or 4 PIECES OF WHITE BREAD
(???) CHOCOLATE CHIPS - a handful you fucking faggot
Okay so, you heat up the frying pan.
You put all of the first ingredients in a bowl, eggs, milk, cinnamon. Mix with a fork and break the yokes in each eggs; mix VERY WELL.
Put butter or PAM on the frying pan.
Place the bread in the bowl one on side, soak for 3 seconds, flip and soak the other side of the bread in the mixture for 3 seconds. Lift up vertically and shake off any extra.
Place the soaked bread face down on the pan, cook both sides until they are... cooked? No shit, idiot.
Then do this with a fuckload of other slices of bread, you can cover the already cooked pieces with a thick towel, or place them in the lightly heated oven.
After all of the bread is cooked, put one piece on a plate and put 2-3 chocolate chips on top of it. Place another piece on top of that and put 2-3 chocolate chips on that piece. Complete the stack this way, top with syrup, sugar, chocolate sauce, whipped cream or semen.
So there you fucking go, beautiful yellow-brown, delicious smelling toast with melting chocolate chips that look shit all over it, covered in a bunch of sticky syrups.
Then throw it out, it's no good. :)
Metalcastr's steak recipe:
1. Get a steak
2. Start cooking it
3. Put Jamaican Jerk (it's a spice) on it.
4. Cook until done to your liking.
Works with many other spices and spice combos. I once made a steak that tasted exactly like Outback Steakhouse steaks, but I don't know the spice combination I used.
I always make shrimp. I just toss them in a pan with butter and rape it with seasonings.
Anyone ever used Nuetritional Yeast on pasta? It is fucking delicious and healthy as fuck. just boil some pasta and sprinkle dat shit on there. Smells bad but is so yummy. You can buy Nuetritional Yeast at Trader Joes.
How to make burger
1) get microwave burger (any burger will do)
2) Put in microwave
done
[QUOTE=LewisDaCool3;17081757]How to make burger
1) get microwave burger (any burger will do)
2) Put in microwave
done[/QUOTE]
You just let it in there for eternity? When do I take them out? How long should I have it in for? What kind of microwave should I use? What is the proper way to eat a hamburger? Is the Santa Claus dead?
[QUOTE=Mooe94;17081856]You just let it in there for eternity? When do I take them out? How long should I have it in for? What kind of microwave should I use? What is the proper way to eat a hamburger? Is the Santa Claus dead?[/QUOTE]
1) Yes it never comes out
2) You dont
3) You have it in for ever
4) Use the ones that have lead in them
5) You dont eat them you look at them
6) He's in my bed
We have all the info here
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