So one day I was dreaming about my tooth falling out. In my dreams, I ate it.
But suddenly I woke up and I had this strange thing in my throat. It was just in the middle between swallowing and throwing it out. I wanted to see what it is, but I just woke up, so I accidentally swallowed it. I checked my teeth in hope, that I really didn't lose one. And everything is ok.
To this day, I still don't know, what I swallowed. Any ideas?
It wasn't spit, because it was hard and I kinda felt it in my throat later on.
Edit:
Ah, meant to post this in Fast Threads. Damnit.
A dick down your throat.
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Probably an insect.
It was a spider, it laid eggs in your stomach. You will soon have spider babies coming out of your mouth and eating through your body.
I once had a nightmare of a giant bug eating my leg. I woke up to find a big coackroach running on my leg.
Since then I never feared insects again, and I was like 6 or 7 at the time.
OP, you probably grind your teeth when you sleep. I suggest a mouth guard.
Ever seen one of the 37 Alien movies? Yeah that happened, enjoy your stomach while it lasts
It was cancer.
cool
The toothbrush in your avatar
You ate the toothfairy
[editline]5th November 2010[/editline]
Murderer!
You make this thread as if you think one of us was standing by you as you swallowed this mystery object and know what it is.
It is that hard stuff that comes from your ear holes after not cleaning your ears for a while. It's like a cube thing.
Alien probe
ahahahah gr8 story OP!
Frozen cum
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;25851443]Frozen cum[/QUOTE]
Nope, just really thick cum :smug:
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;25851497]Nope, just really thick cum :smug:[/QUOTE]
He waited till friday, he was an alpha male beast
The average human will swallow around 28 spiders in their lives.
Someone put some bacon on my friend's face while he slept and while still unconscious he picked it up and ate it.
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;25852604]Someone put some bacon on my friend's face while he slept and while still unconscious he picked it up and ate it.[/QUOTE]
Thats badass.
But we all know you don't have friends
Goddamn Richard Simmons.
A tapeworm :smug:
Probably a spider, you swallow quite a few spiders in your sleep.
Toothfairy or a spider.
I know what you mean, OP.
Something similar happened to a girl I used to meet some time ago; she told me she once dreamed she was stabbed, but she was able to fight back her assailant and she ended up being stabbed in her forearm (don't remember which one)... when she woke up, she touched her forearm and she could swear it felt _Really_ strange :/
do you guys ever swallow a large pill, and then afterwards it feels like it's stuck in your throat
It was an insect.
[QUOTE=GetBent;25850436]It was a spider, it laid eggs in your stomach. You will soon have spider babies coming out of your mouth and eating through your body.[/QUOTE]
Spider eggs cannot survive in the acidic environment of the stomach.
[QUOTE=Mattofwiles;25855118]Spider eggs cannot survive in the acidic environment of the stomach.[/QUOTE]
Must sting a little bit
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