Russia holds suspect over theft of women's skeletons

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[release]
Police investigating Russian grave robberies are holding a man after the remains of at least 20 women were found in his flat, Russian media report.
Mummified remains of 27 women were found in the flat in Nizhny Novgorod, a police source told government newspaper Rossiyskaya Gazeta.
The suspect, 45, is a local historian, Russian news agencies say.
He is believed to have dug up the remains of young women at various cemeteries and put dresses on them.
An official statement on the case is not expected until after Friday, a public holiday in Russia.
The remains are believed to have been stolen from local graves in Nizhny Novgorod, a city on the Volga.
The suspect may be charged with desecrating human remains, according to Rossiyskaya Gazeta.
He apparently specialised in exploring cemeteries and was planning to publish a guide book, it adds.
Differing figures for the number of sets of remains found in the flat were given by Russian media, from "more than 20" to 27, as reported by Rossiyskaya Gazeta.[/release]

[URL]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15590851[/URL]

[Apocalypsewaffle]

What was mr. Royzo doing in Russia?

[TheHypnotoad]

They only ended up going with him because they had no[i]body[/i] to go with.

[cathal6606]

Facepunch really needs a :wtc: rating.

[znk666]

I don't think the chicks would mind the guys bony fingers....

[kaine123]

The birthday skeleton just wants someone to love, he probably doesn't understand what he's doing.

[CheeseMan]

[quote]He apparently specialised in exploring cemeteries and [B]was[/B] planning to publish a guide book, it adds.[/quote]

Was? I'd be very surprised if he was stopped by the police/local community because of this.

It'd be banning him for being [I]too good[/I] at it.

[Helari]

[QUOTE=cathal6606;33132527]Facepunch really needs a :wtc: rating.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-wtc.gif[/IMG]

[AzureAngelic]

Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license.

[Dr Kevorkian]

Wow, all those chicks were just [i]dying[/i] to get in to his house.

[Joazzz]

[QUOTE=AzureAngelic;33134905]Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license.[/QUOTE]But this time the 'doctor' WAS heard from again.

[Spybreak]

I guess you could say he had a real BONER for dead chicks.

[BCell]

How rude. this is technically considered bone-napping

[MIPS]

Dirty skull fucker...

[Appolox]

I guess he just wanted to bone them.

[Mr. Khorn]

Terrible puns.

Just terrible.

[Trunk Monkay]

this is pretty humerus

[Appolox]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;33137411]Terrible puns.

Just terrible.[/QUOTE]

What's terrible is your xray result.

[Last or First]

"Hey, bro, let's go on a boney raid!"
"You mean a panty raid?"
"No, a boney raid! It's like a panty raid, but we steal their skeletons."
"... I'm calling the police."

Man, the ONE time I actually wanted to use that smiley with the creepy grin and yellow teeth...

[Taepodong-2]

I'm not sure what's more fucked up. This or the guy in Japan who stole bike seats from girls and pissed in their helmet for some weird sexual thrill.

[[CWG]RustySpann]

[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;33138076]I'm not sure what's more fucked up. This or the guy in Japan who stole bike seats from girls and pissed in their helmet for some weird sexual thrill.[/QUOTE]
That reminds me of Vulva Original. Eww.

[Lily]

Instantly though of:
(Skip to like 0:20)
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc[/media]