Why I think the United States buried Osama Bin Laden at sea.
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The United States government knows that a Zombie Apocalypse is inevitable, so they must prepare to fight the zombies early.
One of their largest threats is that Osama Bin Laden was alive and would probably become a zombie, thus fucking up everyone with suicidal hordes.
Once they found him, shot him, and had him in possession, they had to quickly feed him to the sharks.
This was the only way that they could be assured he would not rise from the dead once more.
Some of you may think; "Hey, why didn't they just burn him?"
Simple reason, then he would rise from the underworld on fire. Doesn't seem like such a good idea now does it? .
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Came in here expecting legit reasons like his burial place becoming a sacred place for terrorists, and more shit happening there.
Got a shitpost.
ok
Well, if he was eaten by a shark wouldn't he come back as a terrorist-shark hybrid?
Why I think you made this thread in the wrong section...
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[QUOTE=SteelReal;29621450]Well, if he was eaten by a shark wouldn't he come back as a terrorist-shark hybrid?[/QUOTE]
no you mean flying ghost shark man
Or so the Taliban doesn't dig up the body and use it as a symbol to make him a martyr?
[QUOTE=SteelReal;29621450]Well, if he was eaten by a shark wouldn't he come back as a terrorist-shark hybrid?[/QUOTE]
You see, fish are immune to the underworld as they once challenged the ways of the skeleton people. The skeleton people then confined them to only water, thus forcing them to leave all on land alone as they remain on land.
A+++ thread
Even if any of this was serious, you clearly are unaware of the traditions of Osama's homeland. Burial at sea is normal for them.
[QUOTE=EastBayWilly;29621486]Even if any of this was serious, you clearly are unaware of the traditions of Osama's homeland. Burial at sea is normal for them.[/QUOTE]
I am very serious, the United States has evidence of what would the Zombified Bin Laden's appearance would be.
They even planned to make a convincing movie about it, but it was canceled as they forgot that we had not been told of the Zombie Apocalypse.
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