Post the weirdest thing you've ever seen in a dream - General

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- A talking lion by the gates of hell. - Slender man. Shouldn't this be in fast threads anyways?

My mom turning around and doing a goatse I saw candy inside her asshole

I can't remember *the* weirdest thing because I've got some fucking out-of-it dreams, but one thing I recall from an early age was some aliens that abducted Abe Lincoln and removed his organs and put them in a trophy case.

someone posted an ft thread in general discussion

[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;30521834]I can't remember *the* weirdest thing because I've got some fucking out-of-it dreams, but one thing I recall from an early age was some aliens that abducted Abe Lincoln and removed his organs and put them in a trophy case.[/QUOTE] Next great blockbuster right there, trademark that stuff.

I had taken some sleeping tablets one night, and the most fucked up dream ever. It was some fucked up, tree like coblin with a massive dirty disgusting horn on the top of its head, and in my dream wheni asked what it was, the owner relied "Miniature Horse". What in the fuck

I know where this thread is going, fast.

like, a sexy cartoon train with strippers all over it bending and melting through my house... my head is fucked.

Last night I was aboard a cruise ship that got hijacked by terrorists. I got killed pretty fast after trying to push a guy overboard.

Now that I think of it, when I have a high fever I always dream of mathematical formulas that make no sense and go by at extremely fast speeds in my head, when I wake up, I'm extremely confused :v:

A had an intense dream about a fast moving thread

[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;30521877]Now that I think of it, when I have a high fever I always dream of mathematical formulas that make no sense and go by at extremely fast speeds in my head, when I wake up, I'm extremely confused :v:[/QUOTE] I had one a little like this that freaked the shit out of me for some reason; I was in front of a slot machine with a pyramid shape of lights, and they were flashing in a pattern. They started to flash faster and faster and I couldn't "escape" it, and it scared me enough to wake me up because of the yells I made.

This one dream where I always ended up in a wobbly, unsafe elevator that didn't stop on the top floor but went even higher. And it wasn't a closed-up elevator like in the malls, but with just metal fencing etc. It was really uncomfortable.. I don't even know what led to me dreaming about myself going to this elevator and shit. So strange.

I had this one dream, where I was having sex with a morbidly obese woman, who then turned out to be my father.

I dreamt that an Awesome Possum kicked Dr. Machino's butt. I kid, I've actually posted it before somewhere. Hold on... [QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;30433527]I had the weirdest Fallout-related dream the other night. I dreamt I was a character in New Vegas with Project Nevada installed and I was constantly bitching about things like the visors and grenade hotkeying.[/QUOTE]

oh, maybe it should be in fast threads sorry guys I'm still really new to this. Btw how do you guys do the blue @ box thing like Ray above me?

I had a dream a few years ago where I was flying around the earth, not in a plane or anything, just my own body with my arms out... I flew over countries during various moments in time, the most vivid and remember-able part was WW2 London, whilst being bombed, I flew into a Nazi bomber and kicked the crap out of the flight crew and directed it into the ocean before jumping out and flying through time to the Jurassic period, teased a few dinosaurs and then went to play football with some African kids in the present time... Craziest dream ever, I woke up disappointed that I'd woken before the dream had concluded, it was like some kind of epic film.

A clown stabing me with a big pin/needle, that has a round handle. It's actually the only dream I remember from when I was younger.

I had a REALLY weird dream last night, it started off with me going to 7-11 to purchase some delicious snacks and a homeless man walks in demanding chips to the cashier "I JUST WANT CHIPS" then while I was looking at the tasty beverages the homeless man says the an Indian worker "IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME CHIPS I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE". He proceeded to do so and they started arguing. I bought a coconut ice cream bar and ran out hoping the bum didn't follow me home. TL;DR: Homeless mancomes into 7-11 wanting chips so he punches the a worker and starts bitching.

[QUOTE=Awesome Possum;30522081]oh, maybe it should be in fast threads sorry guys I'm still really new to this. Btw how do you guys do the blue @ box thing like Ray above me?[/QUOTE] It's a quote. It generally means you're replying or relaying something. There's a reply button at the bottom right of every post, that does the BBcode for y'.

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;30522303]It's a quote. It generally means you're replying or relaying something. There's a reply button at the bottom right of every post, that does the BBcode for y'.[/QUOTE] Thanks dude :pseudo:

and dan was boobies.

Friend just walks out in front of a bus and it bends around him like jelly or something, I try to do it and get hit and fall into a giant never ending hole until I wake up as if I just landed on my bed.