Those who've played the game of games should know. Duke is great. He even has his own book!
[img]http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/9291/whyimsogreatblank.jpg[/img]
He may be great because he's Leonardo da Duki.
NSFW Warning: [sp]Tits.[/sp]
[url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Duke_Nukems_favourite_art.png[/url]
It's blank.
[sp]Duke isn't great[/sp]
[QUOTE=Chickens!;30618188]It's blank.
[sp]Duke isn't great[/sp][/QUOTE]
It is the title of a novel he is autographing.
Point invalidated.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;30618188]It's blank.
[sp]Duke isn't great[/sp][/QUOTE]
Protip: check the title of the section. Of course it's blank, it's the original and exploitable in one.
Never got into the Duke Nukem games. Not my type of game.
Yet everyone is going nuts over the new game.
I see tits.
[QUOTE=gsp1995;30635686]I see tits.[/QUOTE]
Thank you Captain Obvious.
[QUOTE=EvilMelon;30631491]Never got into the Duke Nukem games. Not my type of game.
Yet everyone is going nuts over the new game.[/QUOTE]
Duke is great. But the game was rather horrendous. All my years of wasted hype gone :smith:
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I'm bored
He is so great because he can draw with two hands, just like he did a [url=http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5650/dukekick2gv6.gif]double kick twelve years ago[/url]....
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Wait, who's holding the book?
[QUOTE=archangel125;30787052]Wait, who's holding the book?[/QUOTE]
I don't know how to answer that in suitable sentence, so I quick drew this...:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/booknukem.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Azfar90;30787420]I don't know how to answer that in suitable sentence, so I quick drew this...:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/booknukem.png[/img][/QUOTE]
He held it up with his knee.
Was that so hard?
[QUOTE=Azfar90;30787420]I don't know how to answer that in suitable sentence, so I quick drew this...:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/booknukem.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Fixed it for ya
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7958512/fixedduke.png[/img]
Well I drew a penis then. So I guess penis is why Duke Nukem is so great.
[QUOTE=Zwolf11;30813301]Fixed it for ya
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7958512/fixedduke.png[/img][/QUOTE]
thanks alot i just spat my entire mouthful of milk into my lap and fell over laughing and now it looks like i came a pint
[QUOTE=Quark:;30813412]thanks alot i just spat my entire mouthful of milk into my lap and fell over laughing and now it looks like i came a pint[/QUOTE]
No you didn't.
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uh that kids left eye is lineing up with his right. :psyboom:
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;30820515]No you didn't.[/QUOTE]
I should have taken a picture
[QUOTE=Quark:;30813412]thanks alot i just spat my entire mouthful of milk into my lap and fell over laughing and now it looks like i came a pint[/QUOTE]
If anything it would look like you pissed your pants. I dont think milk's color showed on your pants
[QUOTE=Satane;30910749]Who honestly didn't do this ?
[IMG]http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa72/Satane123/whyimsogreatblank.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6849/eleu.png[/IMG]
What? Drew an Elephant?
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[QUOTE=Zernbrog;30930536]Why is Duke Nukem great?
It's because he can kick ass and chew gum.[/QUOTE]
And he's all out of asses to chew.
Wait
