Wait, what? Corvallis Couple Finds Nekkid Man Fapping In Closet
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[url=http://www.kptv.com/news/25687754/detail.html]Source[/url] <-- Watch the vid with the interview, it's pure gold :v:
[release][B]CORVALLIS, Ore.[/B] -- A Corvallis couple awoke yesterday to find a naked stranger in their closet.
Police say 21-year-old Nicholas Buekea was discovered after the couple noticed several items out of order in their apartment.
Kelly Puckett, 21, says he was stunned when he found the man.
"I walked over there and pushed the towel out of the way, and there's, like, a guy sitting there naked, masturbating," Puckett says. "I just stood there looking at him, like, 'What are you doing?'"
Puckett believes the man had been staying with a roommate in the basement of his building and somehow managed to climb to the third floor.
"He snuck up here in the middle of the night, probably around 5 or 6 in the morning," Puckett says. "(He) had walked through when we were sleeping and went in the closet and was doing whatever."
Puckett says he struggled to remove the man from his building.
[B]"Finally, we get him to the front door and pushed him outside. And, as soon as we get him outside, the guy turned around and looks at us, like, [U]'Come on, dude. I'm naked![/U]'"[/B]
The man walked down the street toward a nearby school where someone on the sidewalk gave him some shorts, according to police. He was eventually taken into custody and transported to Good Samaritan Regional Medical Center for a mental health evaluation.
A police spokesman said Buekea could face charges including burglary, private indecency, invasion of personal privacy and harassment.[/release]
"Private indecency"? Can't a man have a decent fap inside some guy's closet now? Geez...
I guess he finally decided to come in the closet.
It seems like you would say "Oregon couple," seeing as no one besides the few of us Oregonian Facepunchers know where Corvallis is.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;25985025]It seems like you would say "Oregon couple," seeing as no one besides the few of us Oregonian Facepunchers know where Corvallis is.[/QUOTE]
Duly noted ;)
I cracked up.
I've been sitting here for a while trying to think of something to say to this, and I can't.
What the fuck?
Did they let him finish?
I would've sat down and joined him. Or at least given him a tissue and some pants.
This is only 5 miles from my house.
Why would you even do something like that?
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;25985025]It seems like you would say "Oregon couple," seeing as no one besides the few of us Oregonian Facepunchers know where Corvallis is.[/QUOTE]
And Washingtonians.
Yeah saw this on the news the other day. I got a laugh out of it.
Did this man have any mental conditons or was he high on drugs? I'm strangly interested into why he did this.
[QUOTE=Whomobile;25990005]Did this man have any mental conditons or was he high on drugs? I'm strangly interested into why he did this.[/QUOTE]
He's from Oregon. We're all like that.
From what I remember from the News story, the people who found him said he looked like he was high.
[editline]11th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;25990009]He's from Oregon. We're all like that.[/QUOTE]
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