I've Been Quarantined to my Dorm, Along with 350 Other Students - General

That's right. 350 students at a boarding school in New England have been quarantined due to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noro_virus]Noro Virus[/url]. On Tuesday, the entire freshman class came down with it, and now this morning every student in the school has been told class is canceled and they must remain in their dorms until Monday morning. Meals are delivered in a giant truck, for about 40 kids per dorm. Worst part of it all, the virus is spread [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal-oral_route]Faecally[/url], meaning you get it by inhaling tiny shit particles floating around in the air. Now we've got dorms full of 14 year old freshman guys yakking all over the place. Fortunately, most of the kids in my dorm aren't even sick. So now I've got an entire weekend to do whatever I want, within the confines of my dorm. The craziness is already starting to set in. what should I do FP?

It's not like it's gonna kill you.

Don't drink the water, i forgot why

[QUOTE=kEat0n;19916840]That's right. 350 students at a boarding school in New England have been quarantined due to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noro_virus]Noro Virus[/url]. On Tuesday, the entire freshman class came down with it, and now this morning every student in the school has been told class is canceled and they must remain in their dorms until Monday morning. Meals are delivered in a giant truck, for about 40 kids per dorm. Worst part of it all, the virus is spread [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal-oral_route]Faecally[/url], meaning you get it by inhaling tiny shit particles floating around in the air. Now we've got dorms full of 14 year old freshman guys yakking all over the place. Fortunately, most of the kids in my dorm aren't even sick. So now I've got an entire weekend to do whatever I want, within the confines of my dorm. The craziness is already starting to set in. [b]what should I do FP?[/b][/QUOTE] Eat the others.

you are going to die

Sucks to be you. Avoid farts at all costs.

Fart in the faces of people you don't like.

Party?

When everyone's talking, slip in the possibility of an orgy. Just be subtle, don't fuck this up man

zombies [editline]01:19PM[/editline] your fucked

Masturbate?

Oh please it's not infectious after 2 days and you feel like shit for a day or two after.

Enjoy your regular bowl movements while you still can

How long is the quarantine period? Only a weekend?

Dont forget to have a huge scat party in your dorm.

Oh no, the zombies are here

wait what it just causes gastroenteritis? you probably fucking had that as a kid.

Sneak out and laugh at the fact you haven't broken any laws.

[QUOTE=Thead Teckub;19917221]wait what it just causes gastroenteritis? you probably fucking had that as a kid.[/QUOTE] shit hurts though not as much as stubbing your toe am i back in the asylum again?

theres shit in the food and water

Board your doors, keep away from anyone else.

role play like the people with the disease are zombies. If you don't have the disease than do your best to survive. If you get the disease infect all that you can.

So for this to spread, someone must have A) shat on someone's face or B) smeared himself in shit. Probably B. Also if it spreads that way, why are you quarantined? It's not like everyone lets off a fart that fires shards of solid shit ripping the pants anyway right? I doubt it would spread with a simple fart.

[IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/left4dead/images/1/14/EllisWeaponsRender.jpg[/IMG] [I]Kill all sons 'uh bitches.[/I]

Party and masterwank.

Get a huge amount of booze delivered to your dorm. Party hard. Have a massive headache the next day.

[QUOTE=Thead Teckub;19917221]wait what it just causes gastroenteritis? you probably fucking had that as a kid.[/QUOTE] No it's the same virus as the winter vomiting bug which causes you to have violent projectile vomit and diarrhea

Act like everyone but you is crazy, and mumble to yourself when you walk past people. Make it seem like you're losing it, and watch the reactions.

Soak yourself in Chlorine 24/7.

[QUOTE=SharpyUK;19917106]Masturbate?[/QUOTE] With 30 other kids in dorm? I'm all set.