So I was about to get some hot, steamy action with Mrs. Team Fortress 2 on in a few minutes. Impending my possibly hours-long gameplay, I decided to go pee in my local toilet facility downstairs. I noticed my legs felt incredibly stiff, which is most likely the result of sitting in the same position in a computer chair for the past 7 hours. I do one of those stretches where you lift your leg behind you and you hold your leg in that position with your hand, then switch legs every once and awhile. I did these while pissing. The first few stretches I did carefully in order to keep my aim at the piss pot. Then I did them fast. In fact, I did them so fast that I lost my balance. I crashed to the ground with my massive wang flopping about spraying urine everywhere. It was awful. I got some on my shirt and pajama pants as well as half the walls. I hurried upstairs in my Jarate-soaked clothes and changed into some new shit. I'm going to take a shower in about 10 minutes because some of it soaked through. I don't want my parents wondering why I smell like piss, either.
Here's an artist's rendering.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/fdsa3.PNG[/img]
Gross Dean.
Gross.
I never would have guessed that this was a bad idea.
why is your penis erect while pissing
Multitasking is not your strong point
Why did you need to tell us this?
Thanks for the tip bro
[QUOTE=-Chief-;19315053]Why did you need to tell us this?[/QUOTE]
so you don't piss and do stretches at the same time
[QUOTE=Peluri;19315050]why is your penis erect while pissing[/QUOTE]
It's not erect it's just really big.
lol, nice picture.
At least you know there aren't any spies in your bathroom.
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19315210]It's not erect it's just really big.[/QUOTE]
But in the first picture, it sticks straight out.
Muscles :D
XD that comic was hilarious, thanks for the tip
[QUOTE=Dyson6;19315279]But in the first picture, it sticks straight out.[/QUOTE]
No that's just it's bigness.
I see someone forgot to take their common sense with them to the bathroom.
What's next, pissing while doing a handstand on one hand?
Durp :downs:
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19315315]No that's just it's bigness.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like a case of Hypertension, you should consult your local doctor as this could lead to male impotency.
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[QUOTE=Dyson6;19315279]But in the first picture, it sticks straight out.[/QUOTE]
That's when he doesn't have an erection. If you think that flaccid cock is an erection, you're in for a [i]big[/i] surprise.
why didn't you shower and then make the thread?
[QUOTE=Binsky;19315502]why didn't you shower and then make the thread?[/QUOTE]
Please don't question my logic sir.
sorry
It took me a few minutes to read the post because I was laughing so hard at the picture. :v:
I like how in the comic you had to point out your muscles even though they had nothing to do with the story at all
One time I was masturbating with one leg up and jizzed all over the floor and slipped and knocked myself out while handling my penis. I was drove to the hospital with jizz allover my body, I never touched my dick again.
Oh man, you left the seat down while doing this. Talk about hardmode.
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19315011]
Here's an artist's rendering.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/fdsa3.PNG[/img][/QUOTE]
holy shit in the second panel your entire dick goes behind you
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how is that even possible
Hahahahah
[QUOTE=Doomish;19315740]holy shit in the second panel your entire dick goes behind you[/QUOTE]
Even worse is he breaks his dick in panel three or it turns into a fucking snake.
Your dick is tiny and so are your muscles.
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