Remember Nancy Jaanus from AOFS? Spinoff time.
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You are [b]Nancy Janus (which I have decided to switch to being spelled with a single 'A' as to avoid confusion with the FP moderator)[/b], a police investigator in [b]Briefcase City[/b]. You sport a [b]Neon Pink Mankini[/b] which you inherited from your [b]Father[/b]. You are also a [b]Male[/b]. You wear an [b]Eyepatch[/b] too.
Where are you in [b]Briefcase City[/b]?
At your ex navy marine badass mother's house having tea with her.
She's been telling you the story when she almost killed Hitler with a frying pan and lots of cream.
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You completely zone out of what your [b]Mother[/b] was telling you. You decide to do something.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Find out where your mother's eyeballs are, she seems to have lost them.
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You look under the [b]Table[/b]. You find an [b]Eyeball[/b] of the blue variety. Do you either:
a. [b]Search for another eye[/b]
b. [b]Be mischievous[/b]
Throw tea in her face to shut her up.
Give her the eyeball. Fucking with her will probably result in you losing at least three different kinds of body part.
Take the eyeball and shove it down her granny cunt.
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You [b]Offer[/b] the [b]Eyeball[/b].
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She cannot [b]See[/b] the [b]Eyeball[/b] because she [b]Has no eyes[/b]. She is also [b]Deaf[/b] and cannot [b]Hear[/b] you.
a. [b]Try to engage her in some other way[/b]
b. [b]Ram your ball in her face[/b]
c. [b]Find the other eye[/b]
d. [b]Leave it[/b]
b. Ram your ball[b]s[/b] in her face
z. Place the eye in her palm.
B Try to place it in her eye socket
[b]THE PICTURE LOOKS FADED BECAUSE FLASH CRASHED SO I HAD TO GYAZO WHAT I HAD OF THE ALMOST FINISHED FRAME, SORRY MX 2004 SUCKS DICK[/b]
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After making a failed attempt to place the [b]Eyeball[/b] in your mother's [b]Eye socket[/b], she chases you out of the house whilst yelling bloody murder and firing [b]Bullets[/b] in to the sky.
[b]Where do you run away to in Briefcase City? (choose from map):[/b]
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Violence district.
Look for DAMES to DEFEND.
[b]CUTSCENE, WATCH IT:[/b]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJvV5kwR1_Q[/media]
[b]Inventory:[/b]
2x Pistol
Trenchcoat
Mankini
Eyepatch
You are in the [b]Violence District[/b]. Shit is fucked here.
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A man is [b]Assaulting[/b] a [b]Lightly Pregnant Woman[/b].
(Choose your own suggestion!)
Aggress man with your [b]Fisticuffs[/b].
Use Mankini as Makeshift Slingshot using Pistols as Ammo so you can hit him with the gun and shoot at the same time
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