Fuck Gamefreaks, we can make up better Pokemon ourselves!
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Thank you so much for the banner S1N1337 :love:
Have any of you played Pokemon Black or White yet? You'll find out that other then a boring storyline and annoying characters the new Pokemon are looking even more fucked up then ever. No joke, look at [url=http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Klang_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29]this abomination of mankind[/url], it just proves how much Gamefreaks has run out of ideas. I was joking around with a classmate of mine in College when I said a class of kindergartners could make up better Pokémon. Of course that idea was dismissed because of the fact that kindergartners cant draw for shit, but that's where you come in place MS-paint. :3:
[b]..You still play Pokemon in College? Wait what does this have to do with anything?[/b]
I want the MS-paint section to draw 154 new Pokemon. Yeah, that's right; [b]154[/b]. But don't fret, I've got this all planned out. First of all think out what kind of Pokemon you want to make, draw out some sketches and crap. After you've got a clear idea on what kind of Pokemon you want to make you should decide what types it should be, it's weight size and footprint. Once you're sure of everything you fill in this template and voila, you've made nightmare fuel.
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/GzwcE.png[/img_thumb]
[b]WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE FIELDS FOR?[/b]
[url=http://ploader.net/files/9ccd0bd89c9ffdbadda7ffefd64e769c.png]This is an image I used on an old template but it still sort-of applies.[/url] Ignore the part about Lucida sans 28 though, you want to use Arial 24p in the new template.
[b] Okay well that template looks like utter shit. Can we use mine which is infinitely superior?[/b]
Fuck yeah we can, I've searched through countless of google pages and Deviantarts to find a fitting template, but to no avail. So what you see up there is something I whipped up in MS-paint during Linux classes. (Don't look at me like that, I already had my Apache and everything running while the rest of the class were dicking around on how to download it.) I'd love you so much if you could make me a better template.
[b]So wait, everybody is going to want to have their Pokemon be a legendary or starter. How are we going to decide on that?[/b]
We vote using ratings. If you would like your Pokemon to be a starter or legendary just mention so in your post and bribe enough people to rate you 'Winner'. I'll move your Pokémon to any of the available slots accordingly. For the time being though I think we should concentrate more on the 140 regular Pokemon.
[b]What numbers can I use?[/b]
1 - 9: Starters and their evolutions.
10-148: Regular Pokémon, this is what most of you should use. Order doesn't matter.
149-152: Legendary Pokémon.
153-154: MISSINGNO and other crap.
[b]What kind of Pokemon should we make?[/b]
I honestly don't give a fuck.
[b]..So you won't mind if I make a coffee-machine that shoots dicks and has sixteen legs?[/b]
Be my guest.
[u]Sidenotes that I haven't mentioned above:[/u]
-Use Arial as a font.
-The red dot is there for a reason.
-Let's try to keep the amount of dicks to a minimum.
-We have to fill in 152 damn slots, of course you're allowed to make multiple entries.
-I'm going to save each and every entry and make a video out of them (Stating the Authors name of course), if you have anything against that please mention so in your post.
Pokemon type reference sheet:
[img]http://images.macworld.com/appguide/images/318/585/259/ss0.jpg[/img]
[u]CURRENT POKEDEX ENTRIES:[/u]
[url=http://ploader.net/files/09272905a2067d1b20bd36df33693bff.png]#010 - Raguy[/url] By Retyuoligk
[url=http://ploader.net/files/9024f9e001a8ff1b081b98e4f1502b10.png]#011 - Foalone [/url] By Retyuoligk
[url=http://ploader.net/files/3d9243b69d93bab56e662768e294232a.png]#012 - Uma [/url] By Retyuoligk
[url=http://ploader.net/files/d244ced03ff6c948bcc39b292ba02eca.png]#013 - Nignog[/url] By HazzaHardie
[url=http://ploader.net/files/4a6853078bfa3600e300238bf57790d9.png]#014 - Nignogga[/url] By HazzaHardie
[url=http://ploader.net/files/069ec060e9450b8a9656903a8c087819.png]#015 - Cracker[/url] By Ausare
[url=http://ploader.net/files/22aade346a275d55ba867191a98c6758.png]#016 - Saltine[/url] By Ausare
[url=http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q132/Dr_Charlatan/Drawings/Pokemon-Plutot.png]#022 - Plutot[/url] By Ausare
[url=http://kuroshare.com/files/efgxkx.png]#028 - Dinodor[/url] by The Advisor
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6653/obeseony.png]#030 - Obesony[/url] by VaStinitY
[url=http://i.cubeupload.com/Y8mw9w.png]#033 - SwatterVoost[/url] By S1N1337
[url=http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2866/pokemon2l.png]#041 - Howrine[/url] By Carand
[url=http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/8597/pkmn43.png]#043 - Scaratitan[/url] By He77Nova
[url=http://ploader.net/files/6795f321396055e4a5c4b61b2cce71a0.png]#060 - Brickster[/url] By Anthophobian
[url=http://ploader.net/files/6b9110c95039aaf3c4be4df720ff02c0.png]#061 - Briwalic[/url] By Anthophobian
[url=http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q132/Dr_Charlatan/Drawings/Phaghost1.png]#069 - Phaghost[/url] by Ausare
[url=http://filesmelt.com/dl/white1.png]#071 - Getourog[/url] By Azfar90
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/2938/62307752.png]#109 - Chohking[/url] By Shadow_of_intent
[url=http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/6167/31152818.png]#110 - Vyrulent[/url] by Shadow_of_intent
[url=http://i54.tinypic.com/35jw9qt.png]#121 - Whompuppet[/url] By Doomish
[url=http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q132/Dr_Charlatan/Drawings/Restae.png]#126 - Restae[/url] By Ausare
[url=http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q132/Dr_Charlatan/Drawings/Neume.png]#127 - Neume[/url] By Ausare
[url=http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q132/Dr_Charlatan/Drawings/Stave.png]#128 - Stave[/url] By Ausare
[url=http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/9421/dotius.png]#129 - Dotius[/url] By Psyche
[url=http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/8760/linium.png]#130 - Linium[/url] By Psyche
[url=http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6894/cubuosis.png]#131 - Cubuosis[/url] By Psyche
[url=http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/227342_1711114780276_1310314627_31480686_6853963_n.jpg]#132 - Lampalooza[/url] By The Storm
[url=http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/222673_1711119940405_1310314627_31480693_2631858_n.jpg]#133 - Searchapalooza[/url] By The Storm
Failed lab experiments:
[url=http://filesmelt.com/dl/b5413f294b0cf18dfedd17352bb14c97dicks.PNG]#1 - Fukmabut[/url] by MrB0BS4g3t
[url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/25698984/potemon.png]#420 - Rastaman[/url] by LuckOrLoss
[url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623815/ms%20paint/Pok%C3%A9mon/Derpy.PNG]#561 - Derpy[/url] by kmlkmljkl
[url=http://i.imgur.com/Dprv2.png]#666 - Face[/url] by JoeyZ
[url=http://filesmelt.com/dl/GzwcE.png]#908 - Tounger[/url] by Hue_G_Rection
[url=http://filesmelt.com/dl/pokemon.bmp]#? - Camouflage[/url] by Wolfius
[url=http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/818/57793404.jpg]#? - ?[/url] by coopercrueV2
[b]HOLY SHIT HOT GIFFING ACTION[/b]
[img]http://ploader.net/files/ea11ef707921ba6f148692099f117b45.gif[/img]
[h2]CHOCOLATE < VANILLA [/h2]
Eh I guess I'll start it.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/b5413f294b0cf18dfedd17352bb14c97dicks.PNG[/img]
im fucking doing this
I call numbers 9-11
Also, no to the above.
Starters can't be halfassed dick bullshit
[QUOTE=MrB0BS4g3t;28734071]Eh I guess I'll start it.
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/b5413f294b0cf18dfedd17352bb14c97dicks.PNG[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Off to a great start I see...
How is .5 inches a weight?
[QUOTE=MrB0BS4g3t;28734071]Eh I guess I'll start it.
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/b5413f294b0cf18dfedd17352bb14c97dicks.PNG[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Greatest starter. I hope it's a fire-type. I vote all my moots and boxxys to this, 10/10.
Well this is off to a rocky start, I have faith in Retyuoligkl though. :love:
[QUOTE=Cowguy789;28734406]I vote all my moots and boxxys to this[/QUOTE]
What?
This is how it's done people
[img]http://www.superpaintbrawl.com/images/christopher/pkm9.png[/img]
Keep the dick jokes subtle and tasteful
working on 10 and 11 now
[editline]21st March 2011[/editline]
One more to do
[img]http://www.superpaintbrawl.com/images/christopher/pkm10.png[/img]
[editline]21st March 2011[/editline]
That's all folks
[img]http://www.superpaintbrawl.com/images/christopher/pkm11.png[/img]
(Love ya Johnnie boy)
Template ahoy!
[img]http://i.imgur.com/GzwcE.png[/img]
(Arial 24pt master race)
I'll get started on a pokemon tomorrow..
[img]http://i54.tinypic.com/35jw9qt.png[/img]
Additional information:
-Base attacks are Pound and Harden
-Shiny version is just a golden sock instead of white
-Has very low base health and never gains any more
-Evolved form has immeasurable strength (Evolves into #122)
-Is found on Route 1, a common and easily capturable, weak enemy
-Seriously, it's a god damn sock puppet, why would it be strong by itself
-Often travel in pairs of two, one male and one female
-Shiny females do not have a color change, but have special names, such as "Palmela Handerson", "Rosy Palms", etc.
Oh my god what the fuck am I doing this right.
[img]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/6682/pokemont.png[/img]
[editline].[/editline]
Oh wait:
[img]http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2866/pokemon2l.png[/img]
thats amazing ^
[QUOTE=Carand;28741971]Oh my god what the fuck am I doing this right.
[img_thumb]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/6682/pokemont.png[/img_thumb]
[editline].[/editline]
Oh wait:
[img_thumb]http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2866/pokemon2l.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
i thought the idea of this thread was to make your own pokemon, not fuse 2 new ones
Body: [url]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-bw/529.shtml[/url]
Hands: [url]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-bw/553.shtml[/url]
[QUOTE=I ARE REPTAR;28742885]i thought the idea of this thread was to make your own pokemon, not fuse 2 new ones
Body: [url]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-bw/529.shtml[/url]
Hands: [url]http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-bw/553.shtml[/url][/QUOTE]
YOU WOULD KNOW NERD ;c
/c
[QUOTE=Carand;28742913]YOU WOULD KNOW NERD ;c
/c[/QUOTE]
Yeah i like pokemon bitch and what?
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;28734592]-Snipped for size-[/QUOTE]
I took the liberty of moving them to the new template for you. :3:
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[editline]22nd March 2011[/editline]
Also I suppose I should contribute myself too.
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thanks for that
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/dBlBpM.png[/img]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/white1.png[/img]
Also, in Pokemon White/Black Pokedex GUI
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/black1.png[/img]
Just realized I forgot to number my pokemon, so here he is again along with some misc shading.
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/Y8mw9w.png[/img]
[sp] it's 33 because two :3 faces...[/sp]
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/HbcmaJ.png[/img]
re uploaded because it was taken off filesmelt
Needs evolutions
[IMG]http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af26/a_mutant_hobo/poketemplate.png[/IMG]
The best I could do.
[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;28770954][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/nignog.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Filesmelt used DELETE!
It's super effective. :saddowns:
I'm getting in on this. I need to practice me some pixel art, so I can go about making my own minecraft texture pack.
I'll actually be TRYING to make something neat looking.
[QUOTE=Anthophobian;28743661]I took the liberty of moving them to the new template for you. :3:
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[editline]22nd March 2011[/editline]
Also I suppose I should contribute myself too.
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lol, thats brilliant
Wolfius you should contribute too. Pretty please? :3:
[QUOTE=Anthophobian;28877947]Wolfius you should contribute too. Pretty please? :3:[/QUOTE]
i am an unholy peice of shit at spriting ( apart from the skaven) ah, what the heck, it'll only decrease my non existent sanity
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pokemon.bmp[/IMG] camouflage