Sometimes (every quarter of a year) i get REALLY bad tummy ache and i BOLT to the toilet and it ****ing hurts so much i want to take a cyanide pill, and i crap what i only can describe as pissing out of my ass. Also this week, in school i ate my whole lunchbox in first recess (the food, not the box idiots) which consisted of a big sandwich with cheese and two small, one with a Danish speciality called liver paste (really tasty actually despite the name) and another one with fish and ½ a cucumber. Then my classmate Yusuf gave me a toast with sausage inside and classmate Theo gave me his whole lunchbox (consisting of three small sandwiches (one with chocolate, we eat chocolate on sandwiches in Denmark) and another carrot), but i only ate the chocolate sandwich (:smug:) and the carrot. And then i STILL was hungry until dinner, and i feel VERY hungry now too. Is something wrong with me, Facepunchia???
tummy aches
lunch box
recess
lunch trading
how old?
Its a disease called obesity
it happens to me too, don't worry. I think its diarrhea. just drink a lot of water. also stop censoring words like fuck and stuff, makes you sound a tad dumb
You are sick. Chances you are also dehydrated.
censored the word "FUCKING" therefore 12.
Yes, you will die in 24 hours.
Your friends are poisoning you
This flowchart might be relevant
[url]http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/tools/symptom/534.html#10[/url]
[quote=boomersocks;25106998]its called being american[/quote]
derp fixed derp
[QUOTE=joost1120;25107007]You are sick. Chances you are also dehydrated.[/QUOTE]
I think i'm dehydrated 'cause some days i never drink water :geno:
You're stupid then if you don't drink water, humans kind of need it to live.
You get diarrhoea and feel a bit hungry, so you decided to make a thread about it?
If you're really that worried, go to the fucking doctors.
you're one odd 19 year old op
It's the plague. Infect as many as you can.
[QUOTE=Reaver1991;25107145]you're one odd 19 year old op[/QUOTE]
Well...
thank...
youuuuu...
[sp]If you want to know i am 11 and i weigh 53 kg (dunno how much that is in pounds) AND PROUD OF IT (well, not exactly proud but not embarrased).[/sp]
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[QUOTE=thatguy56;25107151]It's the plague. Infect as many as you can.[/QUOTE]
No, it's Alien all over again.
Elvenel?
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Fuck dude that's like worse than twelev.
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AND YOU WEIGH 53 kilos?!
11... Facepunch... What?
drinking bleach usually helps OP
11 and already exposed to fast threads? RUN AWAY!!
I get this too, roughly every quarter of a year, for no apprent reason. And yes, it is fucking excruciating.
Drink water, eat vegetables, eat fruit and stop eating so much greasy food.
:iiam:
[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;25107181]Well...
thank...
youuuuu...
[sp]If you want to know i am 11 and i weigh 53 kg (dunno how much that is in pounds) AND PROUD OF IT (well, not exactly proud but not embarrased).[/sp]
[editline]03:38PM[/editline]
No, it's Alien all over again.[/QUOTE]
That means you were 9 or 10 when you joined Facepunch...
:geno:
Zattwaturd is 11.
Wooh, minor health lesson.
That's dehydration. And you don't have to necessarily drink water, as long as you drink some liquid.
Also, I wouldn't be proud, that weight sounds a bit unhealthy for that age.
[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;25107181]Well...
thank...
youuuuu...
[sp]If you want to know i am 11 and i weigh 53 kg (dunno how much that is in pounds) AND PROUD OF IT (well, not exactly proud but not embarrased).[/sp]
[editline]03:38PM[/editline]
No, it's Alien all over again.[/QUOTE]
53kg is err pretty heavy for your age
Unless you are really tall, how tall are you
you should drink more water. It does not always have to be water though, much food have 'water' in them but don't rely on that. Just drink some water if you're thirsty, not coke or juice.
You're just a fat kid, don't worry.
Not for now anyway...
Ha, 11 and 53kg, fucking 11 year olds on FP.
Go away and have another nice runny shit.
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