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A Long Island couple was enjoying an unseasonably warm day outside. Imagine their displeasure when they were doused with an oil-like substance falling from a plane landing in JFK. Spoiler alert: It was not oil.
According to an interview with local NYC radio station 1010 WINS, Artie Hughes was informed of a black sludge falling from the sky by his significant other.
“A plane was coming over. Next thing you know she says ‘Oh my God it’s raining.’ I said ‘No it’s not’,” Hughes said.
Hughes said the entirety of his backyard was covered in dime-sized drops of a black, greenish oil. Out of fear of what may have happened, the couple then called the cops.
After speaking to the police, a follow-up call revealed to Hughes that the oil had been “lavatory excrement” leaking out.
It’s unclear what caused the leak at this time. The FAA is currently investigating the situation.
I can think of nothing that’d ruin a pleasantly warm winter evening with your girlfriend or wife quite as poignantly as shit-flavored sewage sprinkling in from the heavens to rain on your parade. Even a meteor would lead to a story and a cinematically interesting scenario. But crap all over your table and your barbecue and skin..that’ll stick with you. Poor Artie Hughes won’t be able to enjoy a nice steak without looking up to sky and hoping there isn’t another reenactment of ’2 Girls 1 Cup’ forthcoming. I don’t normally support vaguely frivolous lawsuits, but if JFK isn’t renamed “Artie Hughes Planetown” by 2013, justice will not have been served.
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"Oh my god its raining!"
"Thats no rain..."
Planes 2:The day the oil fell.
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