Parents/Siblings giving you condoms - General

Hello FacePunch, Today I was sitting at my computer desk, texting as usual. Recently, my sisters and parents have been very suspicious of me. My sisters try to read my texts, and parents try to get into my computer. Normal parent-hooding for some. Anyway, I heard my sisters walk through the door, which by the way are about 19 and 21, and talk to my step mom. I heard them say "This is for Sean" which is my name. So I was excited for the laptop that I was supposed to be getting. They call me in the room and tell me to close my eyes. Then they placed condoms in my hand. They all laughed as I walked in the next room Anyone ever have this experience?

Here is the solution, 1. Stick it in someones pooper. 2. Latex breaks. 3. ??? 4. PROFIT! Edit : Ok really, i dont know if this kind of shit will happen to me. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("4chan shit" - Dragon))[/highlight]

Never happened to me sadly, but hey it's awesome for you :buddy: Condoms get expensive after a while.

They must want something. :smug:

[QUOTE=POWA KILLERDeux;16658619]Here is the solution, 1. Stick it in someones pooper. 2. Latex breaks. 3. ??? 4. PROFIT! Edit : Ok really, i dont know if this kind of shit will happen to me.[/QUOTE] 1. Read the thread 2. Type a well thought-out reply 3.??? 4. PROFIT!

Condoms are fucking free to whomever said they are expensive.

My dad pays me to bring back girls to my house.

It's pretty embarrassing, yeah.

Well, My mom bought me a dildo. So I think I'm fairly fond of what you experienced.

[QUOTE=NickFury6;16658743]Well, My mom bought me a dildo. So I think I'm fairly fond of what you experienced.[/QUOTE] wat

I would never want to be given condoms by my family.

[QUOTE=NickFury6;16658743]Well, My mom bought me a dildo. So I think I'm fairly fond of what you experienced.[/QUOTE] im sure she did

[QUOTE=NickFury6;16658743]Well, My mom bought me a dildo. So I think I'm fairly fond of what you experienced.[/QUOTE] This would make more sense if you were a girl. [I](so your mom thinks your gay? or are you actually gay?)[/I]

[QUOTE=dual elites;16658680]My dad pays me to bring back girls to my house.[/QUOTE] Your dad must be awesome.

[QUOTE=hamberglar;16658845]Your dad must be awesome.[/QUOTE] I don't think so, I wouldn't want my dad hitting on my women.

[QUOTE=Aurora93;16658834]This would make more sense if you were a girl. [I](so your mom thinks your gay? or are you actually gay?)[/I][/QUOTE] Anyone wearing that orange avatar is from the gay forum. Also, your sisters obviously want you to put on the condom and have sex with them.

[QUOTE=SnakeHead;16658890]Anyone wearing that orange avatar is from the gay forum. Also, your sisters obviously want you to put on the condom and have sex with them.[/QUOTE] Oh...

[QUOTE=SnakeHead;16658890]Anyone wearing that orange avatar is from the gay forum. Also, your sisters obviously want you to put on the condom and have sex with them.[/QUOTE] oh i get it, because they are fruits.

i just bought two condoms that i keep in my wallet for safety reasons. but my mom asked if i needed some a few months back and i said no.

Yea when I lived with my parents my mom always asked me if I needed condoms. My mom was cool about me having sex with my girlfriend(s). I remember sometimes actually asking her if she could "go shopping" for about 40 minutes while my girlfriend was over. And she would.

Eh I've always bought condoms myself [QUOTE=NickFury6;16658743]Well, My mom bought me a dildo. So I think I'm fairly fond of what you experienced.[/QUOTE] :what: What??

[QUOTE=Van-man;16659182]Eh I've always brought condoms myself :what: What??[/QUOTE] so where do you bring your condoms? since you "brought them"

I'm fairly certain that my parents know that there isn't much of a chance that I will ever need a condom. And since my family is composed of a bunch of prudes, they'd probably prefer me getting some girl pregnant than having to even mention anything sex related to me, anyway.

I just get the free samples from the mail, and my college, they give them out in the student center. They have a fucking basket of them.

Give them a douche and enema.

[QUOTE=Master117;16659312]I just get the free samples from the mail, and my college, they give them out in the student center. They have a fucking basket of them.[/QUOTE] Ever though of some narcissistic bastard might have poked holes in all the free condoms with a needle??

[QUOTE=jani_killer;16659124]i just bought two condoms that i keep in my wallet for safety reasons. but my mom asked if i needed some a few months back and i said no.[/QUOTE] Doesn't that increase the chances of them breaking?

[QUOTE=M_u_d;16659386]Doesn't that increase the chances of them breaking?[/QUOTE] what keeping them in a wallet? how would that break them?

[QUOTE=jani_killer;16659451]what keeping them in a wallet? how would that break them?[/QUOTE] A thing called "heat". Specifically, going from hot (when you wear your wallet) to cold (when your wallet is not on you) over and over. This weakens the mollecular bonds in the latex, therefore increasing the chances of tiny tears and/or breaking.

[QUOTE=jani_killer;16659124]i just bought two condoms that i keep in my wallet for safety reasons. but my mom asked if i needed some a few months back and i said no.[/QUOTE] If you haven't used 2 condoms in a few months then you don't need condoms at all. JUST SAYIN.. yay for boxes