Man murders his family, including fiancée of Max Payne - Polidicks

[url=http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/156573]Source[/url] [quote]A DOTING father murdered his wife and teenage daughter yesterday before driving away to commit suicide. The tragic deaths of what was described as a “perfect family” stunned the close-knit community where florist Hugh McFall, 48, lived with his wife Susan, 55, and their student daughter Francesca, 18. Former head girl Francesca had been due to attend a school Valentines Ball last night, which was cancelled as a mark of respect. Her date [b]Max Payne[/b], 17, said: “Frankie was a bright and beautiful girl who was always full of fun. I am lost for words at the moment. We were supposed to be going to the ball tonight. "Frankie never said anything to indicate she had anything other than a great relationship with her mother and father. We were great friends and I will miss her so much.” Francesca and her mother were found at 5am at the family’s smart detached home in Oswestry, Shropshire, near the Welsh border. Police had just launched a murder inquiry when they discovered the body of Mr McFall at a business unit three miles away. It is not yet clear how Mr McFall killed his family but he is understood to have later hanged himself. Mystery surrounded the motive for the murders. Last night, as West Mercia Police said they were not looking for anyone else in connection with the deaths, friends paid tribute to the “really normal” and “perfect” family. Francesca was studying for A-levels in chemistry and biology at Oswestry School. She had been head girl at nearby Marches School and Technology College and was looking forward to a gap year doing voluntary work in hospitals in Nepal.[/quote] They [i]say[/i] he committed suicide... [img]http://www.gamefatale.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/max_payne_face.jpg[/img]

what the poop

I shouldn't' have laughed

He'll be back for a sequel.

[img]http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh80/Marvster_2008/frau_arm_comic1.jpg[/img]

Is it wrong that I read that in Max Payne's voice?

Looks like he has to take a wicked poop.

He'll obviously arm up and go after the killer... Oh wait the killer killed himself, that's no fun.

But he can still go after the killer's boss and his gang...

[QUOTE=HookJ;20058652]Is it wrong that I read that in Max Payne's voice?[/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/payne.jpg[/img] [editline]02:09PM[/editline] I am a bad person.

Damn it. R.I.P Max Payne :/

[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;20058848][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/payne.jpg[/IMG] [editline]02:09PM[/editline] I am a bad person.[/QUOTE] Oh the Noir.

[B]Fall[/B] of Hugh

What a looney o_O

Damn, what a shame.

I wonder if Max tried Bullet Time.

This story is full of comedy gold: The dad's name looks like Huge Mcfail the daughter was a 'head' girl, yeah I'll bet she was! Next-door neighbour James Bond I have tears in my eyes from this. edit: oh yeah, and the Max Payne part

Dammit. Now I kind of want to play Max Payne.

[QUOTE=evilking1;20058618][img]http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh80/Marvster_2008/frau_arm_comic1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I laughed so hard :v: [editline]04:34PM[/editline] [QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;20058848][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/payne.jpg[/img] [editline]02:09PM[/editline] I am a bad person.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.beastwithin.org/temp/truth-of-max-payne.jpg[/img] Do this one, PLS!! :v: :v:

I am happy now.

Mr. Mcfall caused the fall of Max Payne? This is too ironic to be true.

He says he's at a loss for words, and yet he has words! I smell a conspiracy.

There is no concievable amount of humor in this you sick fucking freaks.

This may well be one of the best news stories i have ever read in my entire life. and yes i do hate myself for thinking this.

-snip- God damnit.

After reading this thread I now HAVE to play Max Payne again.

I'm sad but happy at the same time. Seems i'm a oxymoron of emotions.