Urban Dictionary's top rated definitions for "liberals" - General

[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=liberals[/url] [quote]The people who took the Pledge of Allegiance out of schools because it “forces” some kids to say “under god”, However Muslims can still wear their turbans on their heads for their religion because if we told them they couldn’t it would be unconstitutional? Abdar Al Suckadick doesnt have to stand for the pledge because its against his religion. Meanwhile John Doe saw Mr. Suckadick and told his liberal parents about it and eventually shit went down and good bye freedom. Liberals suck, they fuck everything up by making things complicated[/quote] discuss.

Truth. Edit: No seriously, political correctness is so god damn annoying. I'm glad I dont live in America, because I'd hate having to decide which party I hate less.

Forces? You don't even have to say the damn thing.

Wait what.

[quote]The people who took the Pledge of Allegiance out of schools because it “forces” some kids to say “under god”, However Muslims can still wear their turbans on their heads for their religion because if we told them they couldn’t it would be unconstitutional?[/quote] AHAHHA, this is so terribly thought out. "We don't force children to say under god, but we still allow Muslims to wear turbans? WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?!?!?!?!"

I know it's dumb to say anything considering it's ud and it's completely not serious but the funny thing is that the conservative viewpoint is really the more restricting one when it comes to freedom

[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=liberals&defid=2547459[/url] 361 votes? how did this happen.

Liberal fo' life

that is a really terrible piece of logic

Youre confusing UD with ED. UD is serious.

It's just god damn Urban Dictionary. Hell, even Facepunch could sway the definition of a word if we felt like it.

[quote]People who don't live in reality. People who only criticize everyone else without offering any of their own solutions. People with no valid arguments because they aren't arguing from any sort of position and so their mind changes like the wind. John Kerry flip flopped like a screwball and couldn't make up his damn mind and so the people could see that Jerry Lewis would make a better president than dumbass John Kerry![/quote] this just in guys, liberals have no real position.

2nd place for "Conservatives": [quote] People who, under the pretext of religion and false "moral truths" perpetuate their greed and gain in a free-market system by exploiting the poor and working to extinguish as many civil liberties as possible. They also typically label pacifists and intellectuals as "freedom haters" and other ridiculous bullshit. Conservatives are just Nazis without armbands. They wear ties instead of Swastikas but they hate Jews and blacks and homosexuals openly.[/quote] Vote it up folks

[QUOTE=Take_Opal;18780455]Youre confusing UD with ED. UD is serious.[/QUOTE] no, I'm not ud openly ridicules shit in its definitions

Not really. Certainly not in this case, atleast.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;18780628]2nd place for "Conservatives": Vote it up folks[/QUOTE] Funny they say that, considering the Republican party is extremely pro-Israel and pro-Jewish in general.

[QUOTE=CivilProtection;18780748]Funny they say that, considering the Republican party is extremely pro-Israel and pro-Jewish in general.[/QUOTE] support of a nation =/= support of a religion [img]http://mrrev.us/forum/Smileys/NN/cowbert.png[/img]

POLITICS FIGHT!!!! Shits going down! [editline]10:35AM[/editline] POLITICS FIGHT!!!! Shits going down!

The best part is that Muslims don't really wear turbans. See, kids, this is what generations of inbreeding can do. I would love to meet the douchebag that wrote that definition. He probably felt very clever and intelligent about it for hours afterward, too.

[QUOTE=archangel125;18781062]The best part is that Muslims don't really wear turbans. See, kids, this is what generations of inbreeding can do.[/QUOTE] :P

[QUOTE=Take_Opal;18780779]POLITICS FIGHT!!!! Shits going down! [editline]10:35AM[/editline] POLITICS FIGHT!!!! Shits going down![/QUOTE] Hey, tell me again

POLITICS FIGHT!!!! Shits going down!

Uhh. I consider myself liberal, and I don't give two shits about the Pledge of Allegiance. I don't even care what it means. It's just one of those pointless traditions for the morning announcements in 99% of schools in America. I don't mind it, I don't hate it. It looks like some conservative got pissed off over something and decided to vent his dumb opinions on UrbanDictionary.

It's the same reason why when you search for insults for conservatives, snappy wit against conservatives, photoshopped pictures of conservatives in a negative light, or any of those things, it's hard to find, but the otherwise, you find so much shit on Liberals. It is simply because conservatives have gotten so fucking ridiculous, they spend their time photoshoping pictures: [img]http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx40/mmatters/ObamaCareSymbol.jpg[/img] Then actually researching the topic. same thing with UD, they spend their time looking up things they hate and spreading it every where to get some satisfaction and a good chuckle. Instead of doing something productive.

Liberal in a country where you can be on a political side without being made fun of.

[QUOTE=Trotsky;18781778]It's the same reason why when you search for insults for conservatives, snappy wit against conservatives, photoshopped pictures of conservatives in a negative light, or any of those things, it's hard to find, but the otherwise, you find so much shit on Liberals. It is simply because conservatives have gotten so fucking ridiculous, they spend their time photoshoping pictures: [img]http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx40/mmatters/ObamaCareSymbol.jpg[/img] Then actually researching the topic. same thing with UD, they spend their time looking up things they hate and spreading it every where to get some satisfaction and a good chuckle. Instead of doing something productive.[/QUOTE] Yes all 50% of the USA that are conservative spend their time photoshopping pictures

[QUOTE=Perfumly;18781815]Yes all 50% of the USA that are conservative spend their time photoshopping pictures[/QUOTE] Or drawing stupid signs at stupid protests. According to Glenn Beck, there were 5000 billion people at these rallies... so [img]http://stupidrightwingers.squarespace.com/storage/TeaBag7.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Trotsky;18781936]Or drawing stupid signs at stupid protests. According to Glenn Beck, there were 5000 billion people at these rallies... so [img]http://stupidrightwingers.squarespace.com/storage/TeaBag7.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [url]http://stupidrightwingers.squarespace.com/[/url] I see that you are getting your images from an unbiased and reliable source. Anyway, that is only a very small percentage of conservatives. most conservatives aren't about what the party represents today, but are more about the core fundamentals of it. (More state government, less federal). It's just the loudmouth retards who get all the attention which makes the entire party look bad instantly. That aside, I can't imagine it taking very long to marker a sentence on a piece of poster board.

[QUOTE=Squeaken;18780432]Truth. Edit: No seriously, political correctness is so god damn annoying. I'm glad I dont live in America, because I'd hate having to decide which party I hate less.[/QUOTE] /facepalm.

1. Drug dealers will no longer be criminals if we legalize drugs, so let's do that. 2. Gays will no longer be ostracized if we legalize gay marriage, so let's do that. 3. Christians are an awfully intolerant lot; let's outlaw Christianity in public places like schools and judicial institutions. thats not bad