1,800 License Plates Banned by Florida's DMV

[Sharkle_Bunwich]

[img]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2011/09/flotop2.jpg[/img]

[quote]Florida's Sun-Sentinel newspaper has done the public service of combing the 1,800 vanity plates rejected by the state's DMV and picking some real winners. It's like filthy, half-literate magnetic poetry: HASAGUN GOLF HOE / HO GETTA CAML TOW.

We've chosen 20 of the greats for this gallery, which makes California's banned license plates seem like castoffs from Oscar Wilde's notepad — although we do feel badly for the Assm4n family of Orlando who must find a way to express their pride of owning a Toyota Sienna in some other fashion.[/quote]

[url]http://jalopnik.com/5845435/1800-license-plates-banned-by-floridas-dmv/gallery/1[/url]

:v:

Here's the gallery link: [url]http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/crime/sfl-rejected-florida-license-plates-pictures-2011,0,5501545.photogallery[/url]

[Pace.]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_S8qRUsm7E[/media]

[Grenadiac]

[img]http://www.sun-sentinel.com/media/photo/2011-09/403025180-29090458.jpg[/img]

[editline]1st October 2011[/editline]

[img]http://www.sun-sentinel.com/media/photo/2011-09/367956940-29084308.jpg[/img]

[editline]1st October 2011[/editline]

[img]http://www.sun-sentinel.com/media/photo/2011-09/325188220-29084733.jpg[/img]

[Ninja Duck]

These plates are fucking hilarious.

BIG TURD
BUTT RUB
IPASGAS
HALE NO
DRGNASS
CDSNUTZ
BEE-OTCH
BUELSHT
1BIG HOE

[editline].[/editline]

Let's see if I can get 1BIG HOE when I get a license and a car.

[n0cturni]

Ahaha are these people even [i]trying?[/i]

[Madman_Andre]

DEEZ NUTZ :v:

[editline]30th September 2011[/editline]

MSTR CHF

[editline]30th September 2011[/editline]

Umm, wow.

[Master Kief-117]

It's funny. No matter how many plates are flagged, people will ultimately find a way to circumvent it.

You'd hope that the creativity going to bypass the banned plates would be put to something more useful...

[Loen]

my brother's motorcycle license plate is 45 ACP [img]http://i.imgur.com/tJoUf.gif[/img]

[Sharkle_Bunwich]

[QUOTE=Loen;32567256]my brother's motorcycle license plate is 45 ACP [img]http://i.imgur.com/tJoUf.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

My car's plate says HYOFICR

And I'm in Florida. :v:

[DireAvenger]

I don't really see why these need to be banned, it's the equivalent of putting a ban on swearing in public (which should be related to the property the law is attached to, rather than being a global trend.)

[HawkeyeTy]

Golf hoe? Really? Who's going to get offended by that?
A feminist golfer?

[MeMassiveFag]

Feminist golfer? Is that like a gay man?

[Checkers]

I69DUDEZ

DRUGSINCAR

[Jund]

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;32566998]
CDSNUTZ[/QUOTE]

This is the best plate in the history of ever

I must get one

[mac338]

CMEN :v:

[Sharkle_Bunwich]

[QUOTE=HawkeyeTy;32567549]Golf hoe? Really? Who's going to get offended by that?
A feminist golfer?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, some don't even seem offensive imo

[Computermaster]

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;32567231]DEEZ NUTZ :v:

[editline]30th September 2011[/editline]

[B]MSTR CHF[/B]

[editline]30th September 2011[/editline]

Umm, wow.[/QUOTE]

Um, couldn't that one be either Master Chief (referring to either the Halo character or the ranking in the military) or Master Chef?

What the hell did they reject this for?

[butre]

could be [i]Master Chafe[/i]

[Zeke129]

[quote]DRGNASS[/quote]

dragon ass?

[butre]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;32574511]dragon ass?[/QUOTE][img]http://i.imgur.com/6csSL.png[/img]

[Still 09]

[QUOTE=Pace.;32566278][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_S8qRUsm7E[/media][/QUOTE]
First thing that struck my mind. Also some of these are just awesome.

[Provost]

IKEEL U

[MATEO!]

MST RB8

[Curls]

[img]http://www.sun-sentinel.com/media/photo/2011-09/367316760-29085351.jpg[/img]

the best ever

[ECrownofFire]

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;32574607][img]http://i.imgur.com/6csSL.png[/img][/QUOTE][url]http://i.imgur.com/HDX4m.png[/url]

:tinfoil:

[nox]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;32574511]dragon ass?[/QUOTE]
Dr. Gnass?

[dass]

What kind of silly plates are those you americans have anyway?
Here in Portugal and, I think on the whole rest of Europe, the license plates are all according to the records or the car or something. Kinda like a serial key for a car's record files if you will.

[RBM11]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;32574511]dragon ass?[/QUOTE]

Draggin' ass

[SevenFiveSeven]

[QUOTE=dass;32581064]What kind of silly plates are those you americans have anyway?
Here in Portugal and, I think on the whole rest of Europe, the license plates are all according to the records or the car or something. Kinda like a serial key for a car's record files if you will.[/QUOTE]

If you mean what I think you mean, then we do have that. We just also have, for a price, an option for vanity plates.

[GodKing]

I feel at ease knowing I won't be subjected to these awful and quite distasteful words.