• Colorful Cunt Cookies: A Mother Bakes Vagina Cookies and Flips Her Shit When a 2nd Grade Teacher Say
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[quote]Redditor JPstudly posted a long tale of woe to a subreddit dedicated to massive f*ckups. The story is from a female friend who teaches a class of second graders. A mother with an interesting take on empowering female children, pseudonym Autumn, signed up to bring in baked goods to her child’s class. But when Autumn arrived, tray in hand, every single cookie was shaped like a vagina. The teacher noted that every kind of vagina was represented, including “small, puffy, white, brown, shaved, bald, and even a fire crotch.” They were frosted accordingly. When the teacher told Autumn that the cookies were inappropriate, the mother began yelling about the importance of young children learning about sexuality. Autumn left the cookies and stormed out. But later that night, the teacher got an email rant that will go down in history as one of the most anti-feminist pieces ever written. You have to read it to believe it, especially the part where Autumn wishes domestic violence on the teacher. JPstudly has since posted that the teacher-friend is in contact with school administrators, who are dealing with Autumn.[/quote] [url]http://elitedaily.com/news/world/mother-vagina-cookies-second-graders-sends-teacher-e-mail/767638/[/url] Why.
I remember seeing this on /r/TIFU, but it didn't have the picture of the cunt cookies when I saw it.
[IMG]http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vagina-cupcakes.jpg[/IMG] Well then.
I'd eat those.
What the fuck
Those don't even look like they're good cookies, they look disgusting.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Y3MAWM8.png[/IMG] Lack of disrespect.
[quote]the mother began yelling about the importance of young children learning about sexuality[/quote] how about letting the kids have a childhood first?
muh feminism
How are cookies shaped like pussies empowering?
how was that supposed to be educational anyway?
[QUOTE]When the teacher told Autumn that the cookies were inappropriate, the mother began yelling about the importance of young children learning about sexuality. Autumn left the cookies and stormed out.[/QUOTE] They're in second grade ffs, I feel sorry for her child, embarrassing.
[QUOTE=Riller;46068106][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Y3MAWM8.png[/IMG] Lack of disrespect.[/QUOTE] I like how she closes with "I hope you end up with an abusive husband that beats you every night"
fyi those cupcakes are not from the TIFU he says there were no pictures taken of them. the teacher-friend scraped off the frosting and gave them as plain sugar cookies
the only thing this makes me think is the hilarity of bringing in penis cookies instead
[IMG]http://puu.sh/bMwJq/6f23e12129.jpg[/IMG] When your defense is that you were only trying to teach 7 year old kids how to please your vagina I think it's time to rethink your argument.
Quick get the penis cookies and make sure they learn to please those as well, we can't have gender discrimination in the classroom. 'What'd you learn in school today?'
You can bet if an MRA had brought in dick-shaped cookies they'd have called the cops on him and he'd be on-route to the sex offender's list. To be honest, I hope this psycho gets the same treatment.
What the fuck... some of these kids haven't even learned how to ride a bike yet and you want to "sexually empower" them? Give them a couple of years wow.
[QUOTE=l337k1ll4;46068156][IMG]http://puu.sh/bMwJq/6f23e12129.jpg[/IMG] When your defense is that you were only trying to teach 7 year old kids how to please your vagina I think it's time to rethink your argument.[/QUOTE] the wording makes it sound like the Vagina is some sort of omni-present eldritch being who must be pleased ritually or else humanity would risk incurring its wrath.
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;46068178]the wording makes it sound like the Vagina is some sort of omni-present eldritch being who must be pleased ritually or else humanity would risk incurring its wrath.[/QUOTE] Sadly, that's not the case. Pleasing it does not save you from the wrath every twenty-sixth day.
[QUOTE=onebit;46068175]so childhood is ignorance?[/QUOTE] Well I used to think that shielding children from sexual things was just dumb until I found about this shit.
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;46068178]the wording makes it sound like the Vagina is some sort of omni-present eldritch being who must be pleased ritually or else humanity would risk incurring its wrath.[/QUOTE] Not quite. What it's attached to, on the other hand...
[QUOTE=onebit;46068175]so childhood is ignorance?[/QUOTE] yes. let the child be a child ffs, some of us didnt get a proper childhood like every child should get. A second grade kid shouldnt have penises and vaginas shoved down their throat at that age
Those cookies look like some eatable Fleshlight add-ons... maybe she should patent them, there could be a market for those.
[QUOTE=onebit;46068175]so childhood is ignorance?[/QUOTE] let a child explore a bit and figure shit out, jesus. you are only a kid once.
I find nothing more funny when insanely closed minded people dare to call open minded intellectuals "Closed minded" the pure stupidity here is just... man. What. the. Fuck. [editline]24th September 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=onebit;46068175]so childhood is ignorance?[/QUOTE] they aren't even old enough to have sex jesus christ keep it away from them until they are OLD ENOUGH
They look like someone took LSD then looked at various vaginas and thought, yep, I'm going to bake the fuck of those blue and yellow vaginas.
nothing like proclaiming you're a feminist (she's not) and wishing upon another woman an abusive partner.
I'm all for sex ed, but how is this shit educational? It's embarassing. They should be learning how to clean their wee-wees properly, not how to eat pussy.
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